Topic: in case any of you are confused i've been testing my time machine facing into the past
squeegee started this discussion 10 years ago #51,726
facing into the future worked great. the time fog worked perfectly and accelerated me 3 hours into the future. originally i thought i would just wait for the quantum time fog to wear of and the time trip would be over, but what actually happens is you remain in the future even after the effects of the quantum time trip state are over. to return to my time i needed to reverse direction and time trip into the past. i didn't really plan for this, and so there were some problems. first of all time tripping into the past goes much faster than tripping into the future. so it's easy to overshoot your destination and end up in the past. when this happened a paradox called the "multiplicative squeegee effect" became very pronounced. each time i reverse direction to trip into the future or the past a duplicate squeegee may exist. any of these squeegees that exist after i've begun the experiment may themselves be time tripping which can lead to many, many squeegees existing in one time at the same place. it's kind of like standing between two mirrors and seeing infinite reflections of yourself, time tripping can lead to a very similar phenomenon in spacetime.
what that means in layman's terms is that from time to time you might see more than one or two squeegees posting at the same time. this effect is going to likely persist going forward well into the future.
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squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #670,727
Squeegee post, didn't read
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@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
I'd rather be transsexual than an unfortunate looking half wit dyke with a miserable dead end job and an endless supply of stupid opinions.
I'd rather be transsexual than an unfortunate looking half wit dyke with a miserable dead end job and an endless supply of stupid opinions.
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Unlimited Squeegees!
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@670,763 (squeegee)
You should relax. When I invented a time machine I took some time off to pick up my wife Anne from an attic in Amsterdam and take a vacation in 2024. I would recommend something similar. You seem a little stressed.
You should relax. When I invented a time machine I took some time off to pick up my wife Anne from an attic in Amsterdam and take a vacation in 2024. I would recommend something similar. You seem a little stressed.