Topic: How did you all celebrate Passover?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 10 years ago #51,723
I spent time with my family but we skipped the seder since it takes HOURS.
Thermal Aid Zoo Varmint joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #670,658
Seder hater alert
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #670,670
Looked this up.
The eight-day festival of Passover is celebrated in the early spring, from the 15th through the 22nd of the Hebrew month of Nissan.
Is the month of Toyota before or after the month of Nissan?
The eight-day festival of Passover is celebrated in the early spring, from the 15th through the 22nd of the Hebrew month of Nissan.
Is the month of Toyota before or after the month of Nissan?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #670,676
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #670,679
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 49 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #670,680
I watched the South Park episode about it.
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 44 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #670,681
@670,679 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
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Will you take me to jew church and explain the sermons and such?
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Will you take me to jew church and explain the sermons and such?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #670,683
@670,680 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Good enough for me
@previous (D)
Yes I will be your jewguide! Contact me @ usual
Good enough for me
@previous (D)
Yes I will be your jewguide! Contact me @ usual
Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #670,703
Friday I celebrated with a huge Shrimp salad. I was not aware it was the beginning of Passover. I will however break open a new box of Matzos for a snack later this evening. Maybe some smoked Oysters because they go really well with Matzos.
Saturday noon I celebrated Buddha's birthday in a Buddhist temple and ate a bowl of Yokohama Udon, it did have a smidgen of pork in it.
Saturday noon I celebrated Buddha's birthday in a Buddhist temple and ate a bowl of Yokohama Udon, it did have a smidgen of pork in it.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #670,705
Nothing, don't believe in religious nonsense. Thanks.
Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #670,706
It can't be THAT bad. You just eat matzo and drink some Manischewitz and express gratefulness for not being enslaved in Egypt, right?
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #670,707
Syntax double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #670,709
@670,706 (Metæ)
> drink some Manischewitz
The ultimate proof that bad wine can make it to market . Rumors have it that they just put it in small bottles and sell it as cough syrup to get rid of the excess.
> drink some Manischewitz
The ultimate proof that bad wine can make it to market . Rumors have it that they just put it in small bottles and sell it as cough syrup to get rid of the excess.
Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #670,710
@previous (Syntax)
I used to drink the blackberry one on occasion. I actually would only drink the Kosher for Passover version because the regular one is sweetened with corn syrup and apparently corn isn't allowed for passover so they use real sugar for that one.
I used to drink the blackberry one on occasion. I actually would only drink the Kosher for Passover version because the regular one is sweetened with corn syrup and apparently corn isn't allowed for passover so they use real sugar for that one.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #670,712
@670,706 (Metæ)
No no no there is a whole spiel in the haggadah about the Jews and the haroset and the maror and the egg and the matzo and the questions and the prayers etc. It never ends.
No no no there is a whole spiel in the haggadah about the Jews and the haroset and the maror and the egg and the matzo and the questions and the prayers etc. It never ends.
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Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #670,713
@670,710 (Metæ)
Yea Corn is not allowed during Passover. I guess Jesus did not have corn on the cob for his passover dinner.
Today on the news - Super Rabbis made Medical Pot legal for Passover.
Yea Corn is not allowed during Passover. I guess Jesus did not have corn on the cob for his passover dinner.
Today on the news - Super Rabbis made Medical Pot legal for Passover.
Syntax double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #670,715
@670,712 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I no Sephardic jews are allowed to have egg in Matzos for Passover but that is about all I no about that
I no Sephardic jews are allowed to have egg in Matzos for Passover but that is about all I no about that
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #670,719
we kill the first borns all over town
haha but only pretend, we can't do that anymore today
haha but only pretend, we can't do that anymore today
Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,730
@670,707 (Syntax)
I particularly disapprove of Christmas lights, because they get their origin as a shameless marketing ploy.
Christmas lights were invented by notable asshole, Thomas Edison. He first hung them from his laboratory in Menlo Park. He did this as a way of advertising, and selling his relatively new invention, the light bulb.
Thus, a holiday tradition was created off of a commercial ploy. Thomas Edison becomes richer, while continuing to try his damnedest to discredit notable genius, Nikola Tesla.
I particularly disapprove of Christmas lights, because they get their origin as a shameless marketing ploy.
Christmas lights were invented by notable asshole, Thomas Edison. He first hung them from his laboratory in Menlo Park. He did this as a way of advertising, and selling his relatively new invention, the light bulb.
Thus, a holiday tradition was created off of a commercial ploy. Thomas Edison becomes richer, while continuing to try his damnedest to discredit notable genius, Nikola Tesla.
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Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,735
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
No. The point is, light bulbs would have made their way to mainstream regardless of making a holiday tradition out of them.
So, I don't hang Christmas lights, simply because it's like carrying on the advertising ploy started by Edison.
No. The point is, light bulbs would have made their way to mainstream regardless of making a holiday tradition out of them.
So, I don't hang Christmas lights, simply because it's like carrying on the advertising ploy started by Edison.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,736
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Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,747
@670,736 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
I don't even put up a tree, my family has moved toward using an "A Christmas Story" leg lamp, in place of a tree. We place the lamp on a table, and gifts go around the lamp.
I don't even put up a tree, my family has moved toward using an "A Christmas Story" leg lamp, in place of a tree. We place the lamp on a table, and gifts go around the lamp.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,749
Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,750
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Not really, the only "seasonal" dish that we make every year is a gelatin based cranberry salad. Last year, we had chicken enchiladas as our main dish.
Not really, the only "seasonal" dish that we make every year is a gelatin based cranberry salad. Last year, we had chicken enchiladas as our main dish.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,753
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,756
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Usually for Christmas Hispanic's if they are Mexicans eat Christmas Tamales. Filled with sweet stuff like Pineapple. I never could get my head around such Tamales.
Or Chile Rellenos, which are always terrific.
Usually for Christmas Hispanic's if they are Mexicans eat Christmas Tamales. Filled with sweet stuff like Pineapple. I never could get my head around such Tamales.
Or Chile Rellenos, which are always terrific.
Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,758
@670,753 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
No, the main roots of my heritage are Germanic on my mom's side of the family, and English on my Father's. I'm native New Mexican, though. So, green chile is a cornerstone of my diet.
No, the main roots of my heritage are Germanic on my mom's side of the family, and English on my Father's. I'm native New Mexican, though. So, green chile is a cornerstone of my diet.
Adam Djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,800
Upgrade to being an angry atheist
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nanalan replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,898
@670,758 (G)
so u spend all this time talking shit on xmas lights and u from New Mexico? what about luminaria
so u spend all this time talking shit on xmas lights and u from New Mexico? what about luminaria