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Topic: Donald Trump vs. Ted Cruz

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #51,721

Could this be the first time in modern U.S. politics that a campaign ends in bloodshed?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #670,632

Ted Cruz will end up taking back his Canadian citizenship and run for Prime meat of Canada.

Trump after he loses to Hillary, will join the cast of Veep.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #670,633

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #670,660

@previous (C)
He's also a human rat

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #670,662

Lincoln's nomination ended in a civil war that killed over 600,000 Americans. I think we can handle an intraparty power struggle.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #670,668

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Trump is the modern day Lincoln equivalent

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #670,672

@previous (F)
No Obama already wanted to be that. Trump has to be someone else. He can be George Wallace.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,790

@670,662 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What if Trump pledged to kill even more Americans than that?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,794

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
As long as he said the word "liberal" before "Americans" he would probably gain in the polls.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #671,053

@670,672 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Why not let Trump be George Lincoln Rockwell?

Although Trump really just wants to be Ronald Reagon. He's said it many times and hired all of Reagon's old staff.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #671,530

It's now impossible for Calgary Cruz to get 1237!

LOL!

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #672,066

Cruz enjoying some spring ocean weather

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #672,077

Really smart thing Donald Trump just said according to CNN:
Putin recently called Trump "a brighter person, talented without a doubt." Trump returned the compliment saying: "I like him because he called me a genius. He said Trump is the real leader."

1. Trump didn't return the compliment, retard writer at CNN
2. If Trump actually said that then he was recently lobotomized. What kind of retard says "I like him because he called me a genius" to fucking Putin of all people? Is this a fucking joke? Fuck Donald Trump and anyone who votes for him. Every time he says something I swear I tell myself "Ok no really THIS is the dumbest thing he's ever said" and sadly I am mistaken. I REALLY think this time he has hit rock bottom though. He speaks like a child whose mom gave him a gold star for not eating glue. Unbelievable.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #672,078

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I personally thought "we'll build a wall and Mexico pay for it" was worse. At least Trump isn't saber rattling and threatening to shoot down Russian planes in Syria and start a war.

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #672,082

@previous (Metæ)
Boehner provided lulz today

assORted !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 months later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #760,100

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