Topic: How to kill yourself from home, please give actual advice
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #51,673
Hi, I understand there's plenty of people out there that will think this is a troll. It's really not. And also to people that are going to reply 'don't do it'.. 'Call the Samaritans' or 'there's plenty of reasons to live, this is the mental illness talking and not you'.. Please save yourself the bother. I am completely sure this is what I want to do and have been for a long time. Believe me, if there was a job I could do etc that would keep my mind off this and spare my family the hassle, I would have already done it. Right now all I do is sit at home and read book after book pretending I'm someone else. I can't do that forever and have my mum look after me. I know this is going to hurt her but this is my only option, other than staying in this house for years, her making sure I wash and brush my teeth every day of the rest of her life. until she's gone and I'm a crazy cat lady living alone, only caring for my animals and not myself. I need this, so please don't mess me about. I'm hoping someone out there will know a guaranteed way of killing myself. I don't care about pain etc, I just need a way that I can be sure will work without leaving me still alive but messed up. The only person I want to spare pain is my mum so if it could be something that isn't a poison that will work in 2 weeks that would be great. Please help.
Adam Djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #670,013
Check the suicide under $20 thread. Thanks.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #670,014
Why isn't there a job you can do?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #670,017
I don't even know how to reply right kn here but I checked to find that thread and there weren't any useful answers. Also I have aspergers and osteoporosis which means I can't do a lot for myself, let alone anyone else.
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #670,027
Do you know anyone with diabetes?
Louie !uSk4BCgU1. joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,029
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,030
@previous (Louie !uSk4BCgU1.)
Thanks Louie! I wouldn't trust your word on Wal-Mart's pharmacy if your apartment didn't look like a poverty stricken slum.
Thanks Louie! I wouldn't trust your word on Wal-Mart's pharmacy if your apartment didn't look like a poverty stricken slum.
Louie !uSk4BCgU1. replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,033
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,035
Louie !uSk4BCgU1. replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,036
@previous (G)
He's not, but I understand. You guys are jelly of ol' Louie, so you make up stories to make yourselves feel better. It's ok, Louie forgives ya.
He's not, but I understand. You guys are jelly of ol' Louie, so you make up stories to make yourselves feel better. It's ok, Louie forgives ya.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,052
I live in the uk, we don't have a Walmart and can you please talk about this somewhere else? Maybe under the topic 'Louie lives in an absolute shithole'
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,058
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,060
@670,033 (Louie !uSk4BCgU1.)
All I did was express sincere thanks, buttercup. It's not my fault you live in a hovel.
All I did was express sincere thanks, buttercup. It's not my fault you live in a hovel.
Louie !uSk4BCgU1. replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,061
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,065
@670,052 (A)
Be honest about how you're feeling with the people that give you medical care. If your osteoporosis and autism are limiting your life that is a rational reason to be miserable, but to be perfectly honest you don't seem mature enough to be making the decision to end your life.
It could be worse. You could be Louie.
Be honest about how you're feeling with the people that give you medical care. If your osteoporosis and autism are limiting your life that is a rational reason to be miserable, but to be perfectly honest you don't seem mature enough to be making the decision to end your life.
It could be worse. You could be Louie.
Thermal Aid Zoo Varmint joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,078
you can't suicide and spare your mum
Wait until she's dead
then die
Wait until she's dead
then die
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,111
@670,029 (Louie !uSk4BCgU1.)
Yeah insulin is a really easy way to do it. Especially if someone will help you clean up afterwards
Yeah insulin is a really easy way to do it. Especially if someone will help you clean up afterwards
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,112
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 11 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,113
@670,052 (A)
I would ask around and get your hands on some insulin. Or you could buy some helium and make an exit bag. With your problems you likely have access to some pain pills or muscle relaxers as well.
How old are you?
I would ask around and get your hands on some insulin. Or you could buy some helium and make an exit bag. With your problems you likely have access to some pain pills or muscle relaxers as well.
How old are you?
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kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 10 years ago, 19 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,114
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,117
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Advising disabled children on how to botch a suicide attempt isn't nice. Stop.
Advising disabled children on how to botch a suicide attempt isn't nice. Stop.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,118
@previous (F)
If the topic is allowed here, then I'll comment. This person might not even be a child.
If the topic is allowed here, then I'll comment. This person might not even be a child.
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,120
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 34 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,121
kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,122
Anti !M6R0eWkIpk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 46 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,130
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-General Al !Hz8CIlLSUI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,152
I would go with hanging. I have been contemplating suicide a lot recently and hanging seems like the best method. When I finally snap, I plan to hang myself. Line your rope with felt or something smooth though. I would rather die by strangulation when hanging myself instead of trying to snap my neck though. Strangulation may be more painful, but snapping your neck could fail leaving you dangling helplessly on a rope in agony. Also, unlike other methods you can't back out with hanging.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,167
I plan to go deep into the woods, and going with the no eating or drinking until I'm gone. They say the first three or four days of no food are the worst, after a few weeks you start getting weak and delirious. Then you start going crazy, eventually you succumb to starvation.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,173
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #670,178
Anonymous M replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #670,196
@670,173 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
No drinking either. Just keep your mouth moist to avoid your tongue and gums from cracking. That will be fucking painful if that happens.
No drinking either. Just keep your mouth moist to avoid your tongue and gums from cracking. That will be fucking painful if that happens.
