Topic: Having a wank after sex.

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #51,657

Have you ever decided to have a wank in the morning when you've had sex the night before but haven't showered yet?

I just did and I could smell the pussy on my dick.

Svet joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #669,854

I used to. But I had to kick my girlfriend out, she was getting in the way of my console gaming.

Adam Djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 35 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,855

@previous (Svet)
why arent you playing on pc?

Svet replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #669,856

@previous (Adam Djensen)
Why the fuck would I do that? A pc isn't made for gaming like a console is.

Adam Djensen replied with this 10 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #669,859

@previous (Svet)
Because they are superior in every way. Thanks.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,861

@OP
You sound like a grating douchebag.

Svet replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,862

@669,859 (Adam Djensen)
What the fuck? Keyboards are nowhere near as good as controllers.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,863

@previous (Svet)
Cocaine also falls in-between the keys and is impossible to retrieve

Svet replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,864

@previous (E)
Not really. I use it as soon as I get it.

It did go in my keyboard once but my sniffs were strong enough to retreve all of it by bedtime.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,865

@669,854 (Svet)
Salty

Adam Djensen replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,866

@669,862 (Svet)
I don't see your point.

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 38 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,867

@669,864 (Svet)
Have you tried an iPad? The smooth glass screen is great for snorting rails and tight build quality ensures the coke won't get caught in any gaps.

FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,933

@OP

> I just did and I could smell the pussy on my dick.

Are you one of those in-denial homosexuals who tries to suck your own dick when you jerk off? Because how else are you smelling her pussy on your dick, assuming the chick you fucked had actually washed herself in the last year.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,972

@previous (FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os)
Stop being such a try hard, dave.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 58 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,973

@previous (A)
Stop being a grating douchebag.

FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os replied with this 10 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #670,023

@669,972 (A)

> Stop being such a try hard, dave.

Yo dickhead (literally, perhaps?) - you made a thread about smelling your woman's cunt on your dick half a day after you last fucked her. There is no 'trying' involved here, the retort wrote itself.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #670,212

@669,933 (FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os)
Do you even know how smells work?

I would like to know more about OP's dick smells. Tell me of all the aromas, OP.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Minichan