Topic: i have spent much of my life working to build a time machine, and i believe i have finally done it
squeegee started this discussion 10 years ago #51,638
that's right, work is complete. now it's time for testing. along the way i've discovered some interesting facts about time that y'all might find interesting. First of all, you have to understand that time is all in the mind. that's right, the passage of time is merely a trick the universe plays on our weak 3 dimensional minds. have you ever heard that time flies when you're having fun? the rate at which time passes is purely subjective, and that was my first clue that a time machine must work on the mind, rather than matter.it's taken many, many years of experimentation and perfecting the device to deliver optimal levels of what i like to call "quantum time fog" that when breathed in allows time to be experienced at hyper speeds. the actual components of "quantum time fog" are proprietary and are a trade secret, so i can't discuss that, but the effect feels nearly instantaneous. as soon as enough "quantum time fog" is inhaled your mind enters a heightened state we're calling a "time trip." right now we've only looked at "quantum fog time tripping" into the future, and if testing goes well then going backwards should simply be a matter of turning around and "time tripping" the other way. of course, since paradoxes can lead to invalid test results we're going to be conducting all testing while facing into the future.
So, wish me luck. i'm about to go on my first quantum fog time trip 3 hours into the future! for science!
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #669,610
@OP
Squeegee post, didn't read
Squeegee post, didn't read
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,611
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,612
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,614
And he'll be back in 3 hrs to tell us some stupid story......
FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,620
The Doctor's Ghost joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,633
@previous (FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os)ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,635
> l "quantum time fog" that when breathed in That must be some powerful weed you're smoking.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,636
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,640
so I think he killed Hilter's son, Ralph
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,653
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Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,819
> the actual components of --"quantum time fog"-- bath salts are proprietary and are a trade secret
ftfy
ftfy
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,825
Oh shit. It's been more than 3 hours. Somebody call a doctor!
ma nama chef joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 months later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #721,224
I don't think he's coming back...
buto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #721,262
its like jet from that game
brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 weeks later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #725,895
bump
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #725,896
@previous (brie !kGoudaMCFA)
> time machine
I will use the time machine to go back and when re-wrapping Brie cheese I acquired from Trader Joe's & wrapped in haste and now have blue Brie cheese which may be tasty or may send me to an early death So with time machine I can go back and wrap so cheese no go blue.
> time machine
I will use the time machine to go back and when re-wrapping Brie cheese I acquired from Trader Joe's & wrapped in haste and now have blue Brie cheese which may be tasty or may send me to an early death So with time machine I can go back and wrap so cheese no go blue.
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #725,898
Shit, he's lost in time!