Topic: Do you think my teacher wanted to fuck me?
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E started this discussion 10 years ago #51,625
Sometimes I go to this other school to learn basic math in a class of 5 people. The other 3 didn't show up because they were sick.
Anyway, she suggests i should take this weird mathematical test and stay behind but I couldn't because I have to be back at this other school and she said they would understand but I explained i needed to catch the ride the school provides. Then she suggested she would drive me back to school, I said no.
She was just so damn persistent.
Anyway, she suggests i should take this weird mathematical test and stay behind but I couldn't because I have to be back at this other school and she said they would understand but I explained i needed to catch the ride the school provides. Then she suggested she would drive me back to school, I said no.
She was just so damn persistent.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #669,300
Yes of course. Why didn't you fuck her?
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,301
what kind of basic math
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,305
@669,300 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
The thought of it was so overwhelming that I wondered if it even was real.
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
This stupid kid shit, percentages and the whole 1 4th of this plus 5 8th of that
The thought of it was so overwhelming that I wondered if it even was real.
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
This stupid kid shit, percentages and the whole 1 4th of this plus 5 8th of that
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,307
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,308
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,310
DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,313
@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
You think she's turned on by your lack of math knowledge?
She'd love to do it with a hillbilly who can barely sum 2 numbers up? If so, do it faggot!
You think she's turned on by your lack of math knowledge?
She'd love to do it with a hillbilly who can barely sum 2 numbers up? If so, do it faggot!
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,314
@669,305 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
God damn. Would you even consider reality concrete at this point?
God damn. Would you even consider reality concrete at this point?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,318
Cool story you whiney little bitch
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 49 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,319
@669,313 (DasSheeple)
No she is probably turned on by my looks, you know, the "I'm on minichan" look.
@669,314 (F)
Would you?
No she is probably turned on by my looks, you know, the "I'm on minichan" look.
@669,314 (F)
Would you?
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 10 years ago, 24 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,320
@669,305 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
how did you get to university without knowing 6th grade math?
seriously
i'm working with sixth graders and this is what they're doing in math class
how did you get to university without knowing 6th grade math?
seriously
i'm working with sixth graders and this is what they're doing in math class
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,322
STOP BULLYING DENMARK GUY :(
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,323
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,324
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 13 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,325
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,326
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,328
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 10 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,329
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,331
@669,326 (F)
When you ask about the 'concreteness of reality', are you referring to the place where facts are the only solid basis of information, as well as the pliable fabric which we shape with every decision we make?
When you ask about the 'concreteness of reality', are you referring to the place where facts are the only solid basis of information, as well as the pliable fabric which we shape with every decision we make?
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,332
@669,328 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yeah its more like a school where you are supposed to learn what you do want to learn. Then twice a week you learn what you need to learn inorder to further your education. In my case that's math and danish
Yeah its more like a school where you are supposed to learn what you do want to learn. Then twice a week you learn what you need to learn inorder to further your education. In my case that's math and danish
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,333
@669,331 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Only Denmark guy has the insight to say. Nobody else is as qualified as him to discuss reality.
Only Denmark guy has the insight to say. Nobody else is as qualified as him to discuss reality.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #669,334
@OP
She probably just "accidentally" wanted to fuck you.
She probably just "accidentally" wanted to fuck you.
brie !uXWPG0MygI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,361
Try picking up a bit of finger math.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,421
Anonymous K double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,424
@OP
No and stop thinking about your teachers like that
No and stop thinking about your teachers like that
FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 47 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,426
Some kids at my school dared me to have sex with one of my teachers, so I did it with my geography teacher. My asshole hurt for days.
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,428
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,523
FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,526
@669,428 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Ugh! *shudders* Please don't call me "dear", a woman as old as you shouldn't be hitting on people who are way younger than you on internet sites. It's creepy as fuck.
Ugh! *shudders* Please don't call me "dear", a woman as old as you shouldn't be hitting on people who are way younger than you on internet sites. It's creepy as fuck.
The Asshole replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,527
YEA, EVERYBODY QUIT PICKING ON DENMARK GUY.
He's a nice guy.
He's such a nice guy, he's the type of person that would go downtown, get two blowjobs, come back and give you one.
He's a nice guy.
He's such a nice guy, he's the type of person that would go downtown, get two blowjobs, come back and give you one.
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kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 15 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,528
@669,526 (FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os)
You're over eighteen my love. So it's all legal and all good. So when are we going to exchange our skype info? Mama needs some sweet temptations to last me through the night.
You're over eighteen my love. So it's all legal and all good. So when are we going to exchange our skype info? Mama needs some sweet temptations to last me through the night.
kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 10 years ago, 32 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,529
FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,532
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,535
@previous (FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os)
I can tell. Your masculine essence just wafts through my screen into my heart (pussy).
I can tell. Your masculine essence just wafts through my screen into my heart (pussy).
Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,537
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,538
The Doctor's ghost replied with this 10 years ago, 29 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,539
@669,426 (FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os)oooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo
FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,540
@669,535 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
> I can tell. Your masculine essence just wafts through my screen into my heart (pussy).
And so if you now found out that I'm in fact under 18, how fucking creepy and sick would you look right now, huh? I mean what you've just written would be Chris Hansen chat-log standard.
> I can tell. Your masculine essence just wafts through my screen into my heart (pussy).
And so if you now found out that I'm in fact under 18, how fucking creepy and sick would you look right now, huh? I mean what you've just written would be Chris Hansen chat-log standard.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 55 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,541
FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,551
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
So you basically hit on young people on the internet and THEN demand to be shown evidence they're over 18? Fucking hell, you are straight out of To Catch A Predator. You are one seriously creepy old woman.
So you basically hit on young people on the internet and THEN demand to be shown evidence they're over 18? Fucking hell, you are straight out of To Catch A Predator. You are one seriously creepy old woman.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,553
@previous (FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os)
No you're at least 19, I can tell. You'll not be getting away THAT EASILY.
No you're at least 19, I can tell. You'll not be getting away THAT EASILY.
Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,555
@669,538 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
> I have a black hole that sucks in all happiness and goodwill
It's called a rectum, not a fucking vagina.
> I have a black hole that sucks in all happiness and goodwill
It's called a rectum, not a fucking vagina.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 56 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,556
FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os replied with this 10 years ago, 41 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,557
@669,553 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
> No you're at least 19, I can tell.
How do you know this? Do you have any idea how fucking creepy it is to have some old person telling young people on the internet that "I can tell" just how old they are? You're fucking sick.
> No you're at least 19, I can tell.
How do you know this? Do you have any idea how fucking creepy it is to have some old person telling young people on the internet that "I can tell" just how old they are? You're fucking sick.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,559
@previous (FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os)
But you seem so mature for your age, and seem to have a lot of knowledge about sex and love. You're at least 19, my womens intuition hasnt lead me wrong yet.
But you seem so mature for your age, and seem to have a lot of knowledge about sex and love. You're at least 19, my womens intuition hasnt lead me wrong yet.
Chris Hansen replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,561
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
> But you seem so mature for your age, and seem to have a lot of knowledge about sex and love.
No no, why don't you just stay seated for me please while I read more of this chat-log.
> But you seem so mature for your age, and seem to have a lot of knowledge about sex and love.
No no, why don't you just stay seated for me please while I read more of this chat-log.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 54 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,562
Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,569
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,576
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 57 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,578
[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,677
@669,333 (F)
I beg to differ.
falco meowth and brie are better qualified along with myself and Louie
I beg to differ.
falco meowth and brie are better qualified along with myself and Louie