Topic: I have a new boyfriend
kook !!mCVqftDha started this discussion 10 years ago #51,617
I've heard that he's called Dave, but I'll think of something that fits better eventually. He's shown up post tinychan to take me away from all of this. Please everyone respect our relationship, and send us nothing but good wishes.
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #669,192
Donny?
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) triple-posted this 10 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,193
Donnyyyy?
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) quadruple-posted this 10 years ago, 19 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,194
Will it fit, Donny?
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) quintuple-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,197
I think it fits.
The Doctor's ghost joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,198
oooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooookook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 57 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,200
@previous (The Doctor's ghost)
Dear Ghost of the doctor, what do you see in my future regarding myself and Donny's penis?
Dear Ghost of the doctor, what do you see in my future regarding myself and Donny's penis?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,203
Dave the Russian? Keep him away from children.
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,204
@previous (C)
No I'm rehabilitating him. Fuckalms does not have the patience or dildoes for this monumentous effort.
No I'm rehabilitating him. Fuckalms does not have the patience or dildoes for this monumentous effort.
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 21 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,205
Don knee!
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 48 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,206
You don't think Kreature will mind?
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,207
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
We are in a bi speciel polyamorous relationship. So he doesn't care who is involved as long as they don't mind the knot.
We are in a bi speciel polyamorous relationship. So he doesn't care who is involved as long as they don't mind the knot.
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 49 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,208
Donny I'm going to be on you like white on rice. Or like your face on my pussy.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,209
@669,207 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
You will have to share him with the Doctor. He and the Doctor have been in a long term gay relationship.
You will have to share him with the Doctor. He and the Doctor have been in a long term gay relationship.
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,210
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,211
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
I am 100% sure the Doctor is the only one who has the power to keep his hands, off children on a temporary basis.
I am 100% sure the Doctor is the only one who has the power to keep his hands, off children on a temporary basis.
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,212
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,250
Donny you make me want to put on a leather hood and carry a net.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,266
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,275
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,338
The Doctor's ghost replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,344
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 5 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,345
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,346
Telll us how you two discovered each other
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,357
@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Kook met him while working her part time gig, white knighting for fuckalms.
Kook met him while working her part time gig, white knighting for fuckalms.
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,359
@669,346 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
@previous (I)
I was hanging out with fuckalms and he happened to be in area. We got to talking and something just clicked. It was as if we had known each other all of our lives, and we just gabbed and ate candy all of that night.
@previous (I)
I was hanging out with fuckalms and he happened to be in area. We got to talking and something just clicked. It was as if we had known each other all of our lives, and we just gabbed and ate candy all of that night.
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 37 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,360
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,367
@669,359 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
You two should watch a movie together, like maybe that movie called THEY LOOK LIKE PEOPLE
You two should watch a movie together, like maybe that movie called THEY LOOK LIKE PEOPLE
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,425
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,429
What happened to your gf kook I feel like u went off deep end when you split up
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 53 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,431
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,446
Donny do you like Japanese pop metal? Ladybaby reminds me of you.
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) triple-posted this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,451
Donny name you're favorite sexual position and then try and guess mine!
Thermal Aid Zoo Varmint replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,452
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
One time this girl kept asking me stuff like 'what's your fav position' and I just like didn't notice
One time this girl kept asking me stuff like 'what's your fav position' and I just like didn't notice
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,456
Thermal Aid Zoo Varmint replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,458
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
I thought it was just creepy Small Talk until like 2 years later I realized 'that was flirting'
I thought it was just creepy Small Talk until like 2 years later I realized 'that was flirting'
Fake dane !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,460
@669,425 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
In a way, it is. Definitely has the message that love conquers everything.
In a way, it is. Definitely has the message that love conquers everything.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 41 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,461
@669,458 (Thermal Aid Zoo Varmint)
Random capitalization isn't OK. Read the rules in their entirety before you shitpost.
Random capitalization isn't OK. Read the rules in their entirety before you shitpost.
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,462
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,465
Fake dane !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,473
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,486
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,530
Donny if you see this, please know that it was all my fault and I'm sorry. But I feel like if we truly were the dream couple, the couple that we were always meant to be, we could get past this. Nothing conquers love. And no one.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,599
Heh, holy shit I actually didn't realise you'd made this thread!
Kook, I say it again, I have no particular issue with you, you seem like a nice person and I haven't liked slipping into the 'Fakealms' persona and writing nasty things about you.
But your little buddy Fuckalms turned Tinychan into a safe haven for a select few pedophiles and racists, and he banned anyone who ever dared to object to it happening.
He also incidentally saw to it that Minichan was endlessly laughed at over there, and now he's got the balls to come over here like it never happened?
The final straw was when a certain poster called 'Louie' made a ton of shitposting threads about how "niggers" should be killed. This 'Louie' then made the mistake of posting a picture of his filthy bedroom, and somebody questioned whether 'Louie' was really in a position to be feeling superior to black people, given that he lived like a pig.
Fuckalms banned the person who (politely, to be honest) asked Louie this question. You get that? Let me say it again - Fuckalms banned a person from Tinychan for telling Louis he needed to stop saying "niggers are inferior to white people", given that he (Louie) lived in abject squalor.
This is the person you're whiteknighting Kook. And now that TC is down he's come scurrying over here and he's hoping that his actions over there will be forgotten. They won't. He's hoping he can start new over here and people won't remember that he turned that place into a cesspool of pedophilia and racism. It won't be forgotten, not until he explains his actions.
Kook, I say it again, I have no particular issue with you, you seem like a nice person and I haven't liked slipping into the 'Fakealms' persona and writing nasty things about you.
But your little buddy Fuckalms turned Tinychan into a safe haven for a select few pedophiles and racists, and he banned anyone who ever dared to object to it happening.
He also incidentally saw to it that Minichan was endlessly laughed at over there, and now he's got the balls to come over here like it never happened?
The final straw was when a certain poster called 'Louie' made a ton of shitposting threads about how "niggers" should be killed. This 'Louie' then made the mistake of posting a picture of his filthy bedroom, and somebody questioned whether 'Louie' was really in a position to be feeling superior to black people, given that he lived like a pig.
Fuckalms banned the person who (politely, to be honest) asked Louie this question. You get that? Let me say it again - Fuckalms banned a person from Tinychan for telling Louis he needed to stop saying "niggers are inferior to white people", given that he (Louie) lived in abject squalor.
This is the person you're whiteknighting Kook. And now that TC is down he's come scurrying over here and he's hoping that his actions over there will be forgotten. They won't. He's hoping he can start new over here and people won't remember that he turned that place into a cesspool of pedophilia and racism. It won't be forgotten, not until he explains his actions.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,602
@previous (L)
You need to get over your butthurt about FuckAlms. No man is perfect. Even Jesus Christ was a fuck up.
One day you may become as mature as FuckAlms. Until then just suck it up and grow a pair of balls.
You need to get over your butthurt about FuckAlms. No man is perfect. Even Jesus Christ was a fuck up.
One day you may become as mature as FuckAlms. Until then just suck it up and grow a pair of balls.
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,607
@669,599 (L)
I wouldn't care as much if it was funny. Just be entertaining! I've said that from the beginning.
I wouldn't care as much if it was funny. Just be entertaining! I've said that from the beginning.
Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 41 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,613
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
But what makes you feel entitled enough to decide on behalf of the entire board what is "entertaining"? Maybe what you find entertaining, others don't, and vice versa?
This place doesn't exist to be exactly how you personally want it to be, do you understand this Kook?
Also, what makes you think YOU are entertaining? Maybe there are people here who think you are boring. If so, then what becomes of your insistence that everything posted here must be "entertaining"? Once again, how did you become so entitled, and how did you come to believe you're qualified to decide what should and shouldn't be posted here? If, for example, I were to post a bi-lingual pastiche of Anton Pavlovich Chekhov's 3rd Act from The Cherry Orchard, incorporating his allusions to Gogol's 'Dead Souls', it may well be very witty and clever, but would you be able to recognise it as such?
You see the dilemma, Kook? When a very dumb and uneducated person becomes the arbiter of what is "funny" it leads to...well, to what Tinychan became.
But what makes you feel entitled enough to decide on behalf of the entire board what is "entertaining"? Maybe what you find entertaining, others don't, and vice versa?
This place doesn't exist to be exactly how you personally want it to be, do you understand this Kook?
Also, what makes you think YOU are entertaining? Maybe there are people here who think you are boring. If so, then what becomes of your insistence that everything posted here must be "entertaining"? Once again, how did you become so entitled, and how did you come to believe you're qualified to decide what should and shouldn't be posted here? If, for example, I were to post a bi-lingual pastiche of Anton Pavlovich Chekhov's 3rd Act from The Cherry Orchard, incorporating his allusions to Gogol's 'Dead Souls', it may well be very witty and clever, but would you be able to recognise it as such?
You see the dilemma, Kook? When a very dumb and uneducated person becomes the arbiter of what is "funny" it leads to...well, to what Tinychan became.
Anonymous K replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,616
Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 54 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,617
Thermal Aid Zoo Varmint replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,648
Adam Djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,655
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,796
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,808
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
That's a good idea. Then he can show everyone in a quantifiable fashion just how obsessed he is by how many times he drops his ID to samefag the poll.
That's a good idea. Then he can show everyone in a quantifiable fashion just how obsessed he is by how many times he drops his ID to samefag the poll.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,809
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Dave is a fucking idiot. Remember when he kept making those threads claiming to be a new person in Tinychan? Even when everyone said it was him and a mod confirmed it?
Dave is a fucking idiot. Remember when he kept making those threads claiming to be a new person in Tinychan? Even when everyone said it was him and a mod confirmed it?
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,811
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 6 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,812
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #669,823
@669,808 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I don't even understand the issue. I also don't understand why he thinks he can intimidate me. It's very strange.
I don't even understand the issue. I also don't understand why he thinks he can intimidate me. It's very strange.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #669,827
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hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #670,032
congrats. i have a bf too his name is matt