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Topic: charcoal method

dickwad started this discussion 10 years ago #51,611

Anyone have any info as to if this works or the best way to do it?
Thanks

Adam Djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 19 seconds later[^] [v] #669,043

just stab yourself

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,046

For suicide under $20? It could technically work but the smoke is choking and will make your eyes sting and water (and I'm just talking backyard barbecue not even trying to kill myself). Also you run the risk of burning your house down and someone calling the fire department/setting off fire alarms. I'd say back to the drawing board.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,059

@previous (Metæ)
You could slap $18 dollars worth of meat on the grill so that the smoke wood have a nice smell to it. It also leaves something to eat when the rescue people come in to clean up.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,063

@previous (D)
No one likes over done meat.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,068

@previous (E)
Details details. Just cut off the charcoal on most of the meat. Bits of charcoal mixed in meat fat is unhealthy as fuck and tasty tasty.

dickwad joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #669,069

From what I understand it's a pretty reliable method. Stabbing oneself isn't too reliable, was thinking of getting them going in the car and having a good nap. Someone said this was a prochoice site...and this is my choice. Failing at this could result in brain injury which I don't need. I pray it works!!!!!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #669,071

@previous (dickwad)
What causes carbon monoxide poisoning?

CO is a colorless, odorless gas made when fuel burns. Fuels include wood, gasoline, coal, natural gas, or kerosene. Breathing in carbon monoxide fumes prevents oxygen from being used properly by the body.

During 1999–2010, a total of 5,149 deaths from unintentional carbon monoxide poisoning occurred in the United States, an average of 430 deaths per year.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #669,072

@669,069 (dickwad)

Why do you want to die?

dickead joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #669,080

I thought this was a prochoice site?!

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

dickwad double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #669,081

@previous (dickead)

> Hi, my Dr(Dr G. Sloan) nearly killed me a few years ago and I have absolutely no desire to continue to live with the damage this Dr caused. Brain, kidney, muscle and nerve damage is enough for me to throw in the towel. Trust me you wouldn't want to live with this damage either.

The Asshole joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,082

@669,080 (dickead)
Where did you hear this was a pro-choice site?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,098

Some idiot posted this was a site with freedom of speech and choice. If I could find that person I would lay a beating on them for giving false information. My apologies.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,099

@669,080 (dickead)

Well it's not so don't do it. You have no say in this.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,104

@669,098 (K)
I mean...we have very lax policies about what you can and can't say. What do you mean pro choice?

The Asshole replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,109

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Choice of whether or not you want to commit suicide.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 44 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,122

@previous (The Asshole)
I don't see how we could ever stop someone who really wanted to do it.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,130

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
We send in the Minichan Commandos.

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,140

Minichan commandos? Lol
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