Topic: New Official Minichan.org policy

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 10 years ago #51,603

I have noticed that the forum has gotten quite hostile lately, and so going forward there will be a new rule about any negative posts. For every insult you make in a post aimed at another user on the forum, you must also include one positive thing about that poster. For example, the following post is no longer allowed:

You are a stupid virgin loser Killer Lettuce

It must now look something like this:

You are a stupid virgin loser Killer Lettuce BUT I quite admire your extensive Warhammer 40k collectibles.

Thoughts on this policy going forward? Thanks.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #668,958

I think you're a dumb loser mark but I like how you like basketball so much even tho you're a nerd
Your personality isn't very abrasive

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #668,959

This would require me to append "but he has some decent taste in music." to every post regarding Dave, which I believe would qualify as shtick pretty quickly.

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #668,960

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
shut up about Dave jeez
can't think of anything nice to say this policy sucks

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #668,962

@previous (B)
Oh look, the worthless angry anae has an opinion.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #668,966

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Please respect the rule and add a compliment to this post.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #668,969

Umm.. I don't think so bud. Kindly make like a tree and fuck off.

sK !vcagFgwYFU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #668,971

@previous (Meowth)
I think you mean 'make like a turkey and eat bugs'

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 35 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #668,972

@668,966 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I credited the angry anae with the cognitive ability to form an opinion. That's a compliment.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #668,973

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Sadly that is not actually a compliment. It is like complimenting someone for having hands. Please be more positive in your compliment. Thanks.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #668,974

@668,959 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You're a paranoid autists that thinks everyone that disagrees with you is "Dave", but you were a decent mod.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 18 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #668,975

@668,973 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Now make the angry anae say something nice about your policy. Thanks.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #668,977

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
You never actually gave a compliment. Please fix that error.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #668,980

i'll give this a try, you bumbling twat of a homo.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,983

Nope.jpg

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,984

The capitalization in the headline really upsets me

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,985

@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
I aim to displease.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,006

@OP
Please swallow a radioactive rod. Thanks.

Anonymous K double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,017

@previous (K)
Fun fact, did you know that radioactive rods look like this, not like the glowing green rods they are on The Simpsons? Life really is a learning experience.

Regardless, OP should still swallow one.

DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,022

Would this be tolerated:

Hahaha faggot @OP sucking dick like always, but you're really good at giving blowjobs.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,027

Bert is a negro cock sucking faggot, but at least the blacks thinks he has some purty lips.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,036

@669,017 (K)
Homer Simpson works in a nuclear power plant. You do not. Thanks.

Meowth replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,158

@668,969 (Meowth)

> Umm.. I don't think so bud. Kindly make like a tree and fuck off.

I stick by this. Now unsticky please. For as long as this is up here is how long I won't post.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 46 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,166

@previous (Meowth)
Meowth no one cares if you don't post. Don't be a fuckboy.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 50 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,178

@previous (O)
I care.

Anonymous O replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,184

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Blah blah nonceboy blah

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,188

@previous (O)
> Davepost
Opinion discarded.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,189

@669,184 (O)
How can a child be a pedo?

The Doctor's ghost replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,196

@669,184 (O)
oooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo

Anonymous O replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,214

@669,188 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Fag
@669,189 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Idiot
@previous (The Doctor's ghost)
Scurry

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,215

@previous (O)
Is this Donny?! Hey boo! Why haven't we exchanged our Skype info yet?

Anonymous O replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,216

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
It's not Donny, if it was you wouldn't be an idiot.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #669,222

@previous (O)
Donny how can we be lovers if we can't be friends?

Anonymous O replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,237

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Kook I would rather put my penis in a can opener than think of you as a sexual being.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,246

@previous (O)
You should definitely do that.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,249

@669,237 (O)
I'll open your can for you. And pour me out some sweet peaches.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,258

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)

r04r joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,277

I'm seeing a lot of rule breaking in this thread.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,283

@previous (r04r)
Agree. What should the punishment be?

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,284

@669,277 (r04r)
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Uh, wow. So this is serious after all?

Okay, in that case, I would like to bring to your attention this fairly recent violation of the new policy. This poster has also been very rude in the past, so I would appreciate you swiftly banning them.

Here is the offending post: http://minichan.org/topic/51438#reply_667083

r04r replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,286

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
New policies are not backdated. The post in question has been made before this new policy was put in place.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,288

@previous (r04r)
You're an awful hypocrite and I hate you.

But I like your website.

Anonymous O replied with this 10 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,289

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Stop being a fag KL

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,294

@previous (O)
Fuck you. You are literally the hitler of Minichan.

Though it is cool that you know my true name.

Anonymous O replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,295

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Nothing about you or your personality is redeemable.

(Edited 7 minutes later.)

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,297

@669,283 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
30 lashings with a wet noodle per infraction.

Thermal Aid Zoo Varmint replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #669,450

@669,294 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
> Nothing about you or your personality is redeemable.
but I like your local flair

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #669,909

I forgot I stickied this shitpost. I am now bored of it.