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Topic: would you install a language module on your pet's brain

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 10 years ago #51,576

And a speaker on it so it could talk

Meowth joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later[^] [v] #668,606

Fuck no. Then that animal would be way more annoying like a little kid saying the same two words when they want something. Just think about it.

lost soul joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #668,611

@previous (Meowth)
Dogs would be annoying

@OP
I wouldn't do it because it's animal abuse. Thanks for sharing.

Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #668,617

If it was a relatively risk free procedure, sure.

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,624

yes of course

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,627

@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
What do you expect your cats to say?

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,628

@previous (F)
Pugsley would have some deep insights into the nature of life and death. Toby would just ask for more food.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,632

@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
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chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,633

No i like animals bc they don't talk and I need to be away from talking

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,634

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,636

@OP
Cats and dogs don't have the appropriate language areas. You'd have to repartition.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,637

Yes but that language would be Java and I would put the cat to work for me making Android apps.

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,644

@previous (Metæ)
I would think that you would a lot of apps that would pitched as 'Like Tinder, but for tuna brands" or "Like Instagram, but for small things you caught". The grooming tip version of Twitter could be peppered with "Jump higher using this one one weird trick" and "Tail not fluffy enough? Try our product GUARANTEED to enhance length and fluffiness overnight" ads.

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,645

@668,634 (G)
This is what happened when it was done in Dexter's Lab. Thanks.

Lt. Piss Pig joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 44 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,655

yes my cat is a genius we'd make millions
or she'd have a tv show she is pretty like a model
either way millions

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,660

I think the dog would say some crude stuff about smelling ass and pussy

squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,662

no. they know too much.
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