Topic: Meta, do you genuinely pity this guy?

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #51,575

https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualConversation/comments/4etf65/what_is_a_true_fact_about_you_that_sounds_like_a/

To kick things off, here's a handy list I have of true facts about me that sounds like a lie. If you want the story behind it, or have an interesting fact of your own, write it in the comments:

I wear a white fedora often enough that it has happened on multiple occasions that people could not recognize me without it.
I went to a high school that teaches you how to make video games. We've had math problems about Magic: the Gathering multiple times.
I have a 50% success rate with coup d'etat (not sure if that is the correct plural form).
In the first month after discovering anime, I watched more than 170 hours of it. In the first year, I watched about 1000.
I wrote 90% of the biggest assignment in highschool (13 pages), in less than 24 hours, during which I also saw the movie I had to include analysis about, slept 6 hours and got top grade for it.
Over the course of the last two years of high school, I ate more than 22 kg of butter (50 lbs).
My favorite piece of literature is a Harry Potter fanfic.
I've managed to go to an oral exam, in university, where I defended an essay that had neither sources nor conclusion. I got an A (american scale).
I've spent more than an hour discussing whether shadows exist.

So what is surprising about you?

He's a full 54 pounds of butter short. Lame.

Meta joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #668,599

I bet he doesn't even pour the butter from the fry pan over his meal. He's wasting some of that butter if he tips it out

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #668,600

He sounds like a pretty cool guy! I am disappointed in him though. Maybe he was too busy with his new Anime waifu to put butter on his food? Still if he could find 5.6 hours a day to watch anime he could have made room for a couple measly tablespoons of butter.

@previous (Meta)
> fry pan
Fake. The real Metæ uses a Presto® Fry Daddy™ deep fryer.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #668,602

I genuinely pity him™. He did not even show a desire for a superior libertarian government™ (pronounced as one word)™.

Minichan