Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago#51,568
Ok, so I was walking near a Planet Fitness where there was this woman with a big butt walking with some tight pants on. Yeah, I was starring and she caught me and said to me, "why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer". As I took out my phone, she went into the gym too fast for me to take a pic. Damn women, right?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later[^][v]#668,475
wow and you didn't even follow her into the gym?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^][v]#668,476
@previous (B)
I would have loved to but you're not allowed in there without a membership. Maybe I should get one.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#668,477
@previous (A)
How big was her butt? Amy Schumer size or a truly plus sized butt?
squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#668,481
i had a girl say that to me once a long time ago, i said, "really? you don't mind? my friends would love to see that," and based on the look she gave me she probably never said that to anyone again.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#668,485
@668,477 (C)
Honestly, it wasn't all that big. It was just mighty plump. @previous (squeegee)
That's just women being women. They give you permission to do something and when you do it, they get all pissy.
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Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#668,487
message to her: They say clothes make a statement. Yours say, "look at my ass"
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 57 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#668,491
FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#668,526
@previous (A)
Something like that. 11 or 12, 13 tops.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#668,531
One time, I accompanied one of my friends to the jeans store while she went shopping. At one point she was looking at herself in a mirror, and said "Does my ass look big in these?"
I replied, "Yeah, but at least it takes the attention away from your face." It wasn't until later that I realized she was probably speaking rhetorically.
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Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#668,540
@668,496 (kook !!mCVqftDha) > My schizophrenic friend got his ass kicked after he complimented a random girl on her camel toe.
Did he stop doing that?
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#668,577
@668,526 (FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os)
wow a girl beat you up
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#668,728
@668,540 (Metæ)
Yes. But he never really understood the issue.