I did nothing to change any of the settings on my computer.
I log into VPN client once a week, like you suggested, so the admin can recognize my computer.
FINALLY, after a busy week, I have a hour or two to catch up on my emails.
THEN WHY the FUCK CANT I LOG ONTO OUTLOOK!!!!!!????
I didn't make any changes, YOU DID. I don't have TIME to call one of you dummies, and go through step by step to get you to recognize my password. This happens 3 times a year. I bet ONLY TO ME.
You nerd motherfuckers, I'm tired of you waking up every morning, and picking me on purpose to mess up my security status. I have a JOB TO DO that doesn't involve sitting in front of a computer, eating donuts all day.
Here's is what is going to happen, so listen reeeeal close to what I have to say, because I am going to teach you a little LESSON.
I'm not calling you to fix my password issue YOU idiots fucked up. When a customer emails me, I'm going to email them back on my gmail account, copy my sales manager and your department, and let the customer know I cant help them because of YOUR incompetence. Oh and you know what else? I'm giving that customer YOUR cell phone numbers, so you can take a break from playing Farmville to handle their problems.
Don't fuck with me, IT Fatso. You have 12 hours to fix YOUR problem.
DO YOUR fucking JOB.
Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#668,450
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Print out OPenis' picture and send it to the IT guy with a note saying "THIS IS GONNA BE YOUR DICK IF MY EMAIL DOESN'T WORK IN 10 MINUTES. GOT IT, YOU DUMB FUCK?!"
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Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#668,459
There's a long time customer of ours who has built quite a reputation around the support desk for being a complete and utter moron. He's been online longer than most teenagers but still hasn't grasped any of the fundamentals about windows, email, web pages, passwords, you name it. When he sends complaints to our support mailbox, he sends them in 18 point bold Verdana and only sends one sentence at a time. For the most part, if he needs another sentence, then he needs another email. Of course, anything that happens to him while he's online is the direct result of something we did.
These two messages were in my box this morning, spaced about thirteen minutes apart.
you passworded re: email and eye cannot get in Thanks
...and...
Disregard last mesagge. Damn windiws did it. Off 4 10 myle run re: Ocean Blue
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#668,460
@668,449 (Sheila LaBoof)
Huh. I had issues viewing my mail in Outlook yesterday morning too.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#668,462
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Not all that many down reports in last 24 hours.
Emma joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#668,469