Topic: My girlfriend broke up with me and moved in with a random guy already.

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #51,551

Please tell me it's all her fault :(

She told me I was selfish and had a shit personality, but she was the one making demands that I not play dark souls 16 hours a day. Stupid cunt. I'm going back to my moldy fleshlight and cuckold fantasies.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 56 seconds later[^] [v] #668,168

3d women are overrated.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #668,181

Oh Svet, I told you to let her in on the cocaine stash! You have to share these things in relationships. You cannot just be greedy about it.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #668,188

I didn't make this thread. The Girlfriend is happy now because I helped sort out her stuff rather than continue with Dark Souls 3

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #668,192

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
So you have let her in on the stash?

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #668,193

@previous (C)
I don't keep a stash, don't be silly. Why would I keep a stash when dealers deliver?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #668,205

@668,188 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
You have been pretending to be me for years. What's your problem?

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #668,214

@previous (A)
Oh so that was an imposter.

Okay I want a straight answer. Was your cocaine habit involved in the breakup?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #668,216

@previous (C)
No I honestly don't think so. I don't use often, and she knew about it well beforehand.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,227

@previous (A)

> I don't use often

Pussy.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,232

@OP
> dark souls 16 hours a day

Lets assume you sleep 4 hours/day
Balance of 4 hours means you do not work for a living. You're a bum who plays video games.. Hey its your life and you're free to live it anyway you want to.

When did you find time to hook up with a girl? Do you think you will ever find a girl that is worth trading off a few hours of playing video?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,233

@previous (F)
You don't attract anyone. Ever.

The game just came out, I haven't averaged 16/hrs a day throughout my life you dumb twat.

FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,234

Try having a relationship with a child. They are far less complicated, I have found.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,235

@previous (FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os)
I chuckled heartily.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,236

@668,234 (FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os)
Phony FuckAlms.
You openly admit you're a pedophile. Please kill yourself.

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,237

@668,233 (A)
No need to call me names. Who is dumb here.
You decided to substitute a hunk of moldy plastic, for a twat.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,240

@previous (F)
Why did you put that comma there?

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,243

@previous (A)
@previous (A)

> Why did you put that comma there?

lol.

Why, did, you, choose, video, game, over, girl,?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,246

@previous (F)
Because I'm physically attractive and girls are shallow and easily replaced.

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,250

@previous (A)
> selfish and had a shit personality

Was she correct?

Louie !uSk4BCgU1. joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,253

@previous (F)

See @668,246 (A).

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,254

@previous (Louie !uSk4BCgU1.)
You're are telling me he is physically attractive and is selfish, with a shit personality.

Louie !uSk4BCgU1. replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,294

@previous (F)

Well, he's telling you that. IDK what OP looks like.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,366

what a garbage society we have

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 55 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,367

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Fuck off Sheila, all of your posts are garbage.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,373

@previous (A)
you are a blight on civilization you lowlife miscreant

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