Topic: Bear experts: what would you compare a koala to?
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo started this discussion 10 years ago #51,547
Is it like a grizzly or a panda?
Bear Expert !a3l0MJzFbE joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #668,100
Genetically speaking it's waaaay more similar to the panda.
Both of my uncles are bears joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #668,102
Neither.kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #668,106
A panda, but koalas aren't bears
Adam Djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #668,107
@OP
Culinarily speaking, they are, in fact, and not unlike dolphins and most species in existence, properly classified, as fish.
Culinarily speaking, they are, in fact, and not unlike dolphins and most species in existence, properly classified, as fish.
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@previous (Adam Djensen)
In this rare case, they are actually classified as dogs.
In this rare case, they are actually classified as dogs.
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Lt. Judy Hopps joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #668,113
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,126
@previous (Lt. Judy Hopps)
its a marsupial
Marsupials are an infraclass of mammals living primarily in Australasia and the Americas. A distinctive characteristic, common to many species, is that most of the young are carried in a pouch. Well-known marsupials include kangaroos, wallabies, the koala, possums, opossums, wombats and the Tasmanian devil. Other marsupials include the numbat, bandicoots, bettongs, the bilby, quolls, and the quokka.
its a marsupial
Marsupials are an infraclass of mammals living primarily in Australasia and the Americas. A distinctive characteristic, common to many species, is that most of the young are carried in a pouch. Well-known marsupials include kangaroos, wallabies, the koala, possums, opossums, wombats and the Tasmanian devil. Other marsupials include the numbat, bandicoots, bettongs, the bilby, quolls, and the quokka.
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,134
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 52 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,140
It occupies a similar niche to the three-toed sloth.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 14 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #668,317
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BeardogsBig Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #668,333
@668,106 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
You are, in fact, mistaken. Koalas are, in actual fact, bears. Hence their scientific name: the koala bear. Thanks.
You are, in fact, mistaken. Koalas are, in actual fact, bears. Hence their scientific name: the koala bear. Thanks.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #668,334
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
For someone who failed to complete grade school, the only thing you know about animals is next to nothing.
For someone who failed to complete grade school, the only thing you know about animals is next to nothing.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #668,335
@previous (K)
And yet I still know the correct scientific classification of the koala bear. You cannot compete with this. Thanks.
And yet I still know the correct scientific classification of the koala bear. You cannot compete with this. Thanks.
Anonymous K replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #668,340
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@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I think its just great to see you hang yourself as a pathetic troll.
I think its just great to see you hang yourself as a pathetic troll.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #668,350
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@668,335 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
> And yet I still know the correct scientific classification of the koala bear. You cannot compete with this. Thanks.
I love you my dear pedophile. To serve and protect you was an honor.
> And yet I still know the correct scientific classification of the koala bear. You cannot compete with this. Thanks.
I love you my dear pedophile. To serve and protect you was an honor.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #668,522
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #668,524
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Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #668,529
FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #668,530
@668,522 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
> You're cosplaying as a pedophile. You do realize that, right?
No I don't realize that, because I don't know what "cosplaying as a pedophile" even means, let alone what it feels like. Neither apparently does this site, since it just underlined the word "cosplaying" in red.
Why don't you tell everyone what "cosplaying as a pedophile" is, since you seem to be privy to whatever fucked-up underground practice this is.
> You're cosplaying as a pedophile. You do realize that, right?
No I don't realize that, because I don't know what "cosplaying as a pedophile" even means, let alone what it feels like. Neither apparently does this site, since it just underlined the word "cosplaying" in red.
Why don't you tell everyone what "cosplaying as a pedophile" is, since you seem to be privy to whatever fucked-up underground practice this is.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #668,532
@previous (FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os)
You do know. You keep on making creepy remarks like you think about fucking kids constantly.
You do know. You keep on making creepy remarks like you think about fucking kids constantly.
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 44 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #668,533
@668,530 (FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os)
> Neither apparently does this site, since it just underlined the word "cosplaying" in red.
That's your browser, Dave...
> Neither apparently does this site, since it just underlined the word "cosplaying" in red.
That's your browser, Dave...
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #668,535
FuckAlms !vUd1jCb4os replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #668,536
@668,532 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
> You do know. You keep on making creepy remarks like you think about fucking kids constantly.
No, I really don't know. What the fuck is this "cosplaying as a pedophile" shit you keep talking about? This is 3 threads in a row now where you've shown a disturbing depth of knowledge about child sex. What the fuck is wrong with you?
> You do know. You keep on making creepy remarks like you think about fucking kids constantly.
No, I really don't know. What the fuck is this "cosplaying as a pedophile" shit you keep talking about? This is 3 threads in a row now where you've shown a disturbing depth of knowledge about child sex. What the fuck is wrong with you?