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Topic: I don't know why I eat you, popcorn

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #51,503

You never fill me up and your stupid kernels keep getting stuck in my teeth.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #667,635

https://youtu.be/U86MVqiKuZE

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #667,636

I have difficulty eating it because I'm scared to death a piece of kernel shell will get stuck in my gum and cause an abscess.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #667,637

@previous (Metæ)
I think I'm going to get some dentures just for eating popcorn.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #667,638

The inventor of popcorn laughing all the way to the bank because he mostly sells you air

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #667,641

@OP
Why are you so fat?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #667,642

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I'm not fat. I'm actually painfully skinny from all this popcorn I eat for whatever reason

Adam Djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #667,670

It's good for the first few bites but then it just turns tasteless and you can't stop eating. ?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #667,675

@previous (Adam Djensen)
Sounds like clever trap.

-General Al !Hz8CIlLSUI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #667,946

I eat popcorn because they are a healthier snack than potato chips. A massive bowl can last for hours and will,have less calories and fat than chips.
@667,638 (Sheila LaBoof)
Only if you buy pre-made. Buy uncooked kernels and pop it in a popcorn machine. You can buy a 1kg bag that will last you a month for only a few dollars. A 33g measuring has 130 calories and will last you for an hour.
@667,670 (Adam Djensen)
Use pic related. Spray some oil on the popcorn, shake it, spray more oil then add salt and seasoning. I use bbq and onion salt seasoning that sticks every time.
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