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Topic: I just had a great idea as I was rinsing my mouth with unflavored Listerine™ this morning.

Metæ started this discussion 10 years ago #51,448

Bernie Sanders could become the Listerine™ spokesman. Feel the Bern would be a great slogan for this product. Not even the 1% of bacteria survive!

I should add that I "supercharge" my Listerine by pouring in 1/4 cup of eucalyptus oil into each bottle. This notably increases the burn of the original.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

piss pig joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #666,963

gross

Metæ (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #666,965

@previous (piss pig)
Said the man whom identifies as a "piss pig"

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #666,967

@OP
> Not even the 1% of bacteria survive!
Legally, they all have to say that because they can never prove that every piece of bacteria is killed every time.

Otherwise Bernie would go to jail.

piss pig replied with this 10 years ago, 39 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #666,968

@666,965 (Metæ)
heheheheh it's gonna be a fun one I tell ya what

Metæ (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #666,969

@666,967 (C)
It could actually be making mouth disease worse because if it kills off 99% of bacteria, then the survivors must be the toughest 1% of bacteria! Why else would dentists be pushing a product that "kills" 99% of bacteria which cause gum and tooth disease? Whom is Bernie REALLY fighting for?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #666,971

@OP
I drink Listerine in the shower. Should I be drinking Eucalyptus oil? Does this help with something? Do you consume it?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #666,980

@666,969 (Metæ)
Thats not how it works :(

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #667,012

pure grain alcohol surely must kill more bacteria than listerine..


plus...you get the awesome buzz as a bonus..


it's a win-win..

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #667,014

If I ran a compuany I would make mouthwash and call it Homeless Bum Juice

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #667,016

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
make it toffee flavored...and call it Bum Honey..

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 10 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #667,032

We're all drinking yellow listerine
Yellow listerine
Yellow listerine
We're all drinking Yellow listerine

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #667,091

Colonel Sanders is a grate man.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #667,095

@666,980 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I think that is how it works. That's how it works with antibacterial soap

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #667,097

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Well I'm not voting for it.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 10 years ago, 16 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #667,298

@667,095 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Antibacterial soap works on a different premise IIRC
Cell membranes are semipermeable
The difference in concentration inside and outside the cell causes it to dehydrate
Bye bye cell

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #667,299

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Okay
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