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Topic: Signature Catherine Fast Food Thread: Burger King's Angriest Whopper

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM started this discussion 10 years ago #51,340

Who wants to try it?

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #665,363

If this Whopper is Burger King’s definition of “Angriest,” I’d like to point them to my mother’s reaction when I stuffed a bag of Ritz Bitz in our VCR as a child. The only real heat comes from the four jalapeño slices, which are spicy and somewhat sour. I tried the bun separately, and if there is hot sauce baked in, I definitely couldn’t taste it. The angry onion petals are soggy and limp, but actually quite tasty. They reminded me of a slightly spicier version of Burger King’s onion rings. The angry sauce is undetectable for the most part. It seemed to have mixed with the mayo, and the little taste I could pick up was more sweet (almost like barbecue sauce) than spicy.
http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2016/04/05/review-burger-king-angriest-whopper/

I think I'd rather have a Trump steak.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,364

Nope. I want my burgers mostly regular. If I want heat its Mexican or Indian curry heat.

Quality juicy meat needs not all that much in addition. As Ian Pike so wisely said:


Pickle

You're not the beef
and not the bacon
You're not the sauce
or ever mistaken
for the thin cheese slice
and you're much more fun
than the lettuce, tomato
and the sesame bun
you're not the bucket of pop
or the packet of chips
or the toy in the box
or the various dips
but you make the meal
you're the fine detail
you are the reason
why it never fails
you're the thing
that makes it nice
the thing that makes
it worth the price
the crinkle cut green
gherkin slice
you're the pickle
on my burger.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,365

@665,363 (Metæ)
Ugh what a depressing looking "burger".

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,367

@665,363 (Metæ)
None of my fast food items I order never look as they are depicted online. Where the hell are these locations and why hasn't their organizations done something about them?

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,371

@665,364 (C)
Is Ian Pike re: 15 minute dryve from thee?

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,372

Don't eat fast food. It's poison! Tonight I dined carrots and hummus, it's cheaper and better for you.

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,375

@665,365 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Fast food restaurants really need to do something about this problem. The burgers always look sexy in promotional material but when you take delivery of the burger, it's some lopsided sloppy mess that looks like Chris Farley sat on it.

@665,367 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> None of my fast food items I order never look as they are depicted online.
You might be able to get BK on false advertising. The picture CLEARLY shows romaine but the actual product has iceberg lettuce.

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 52 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,376

@665,367 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
I was surprised when I found an exact image of a Sandwich I love.
This is EXACTLY wot it looks like.
Mona Lisa in Little Italy San Diego.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,378

@665,372 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Cocaine is also poison.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,380

@665,376 (C)
Is Mona Lisa a 15 minute drive from that roach infested nursing home you currently reside in?

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,382

@665,378 (G)
Recreational cocaine is better for you than a regular diet of fast food.

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,387

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
But can one poor choice of fast food supplier lead to serious medical problems?

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,390

@665,376 (C)
Looks pretty bad imo

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #665,402

@665,387 (G)
Yes, a diet of fast food and lead to mental and physical problems. Also, eating fast food regulary can be a symptom of mental problems and even social problems.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #665,403

@665,376 (C)
@665,390 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
Processed pork and cheese. Awful sandwich

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #665,404

@665,402 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
But apparently it just takes one bad selection on cocaine. Seems like the riskier option to me.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #665,407

@previous (G)
What do you mean?

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #665,408

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
What I mean is that one batch of cocaine that doesn't agree with you can really fuck you up.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #665,411

@previous (G)
I haven't heard of that before but if you say so and theoretically you might be right, you might be sold a gram filled with rat poison but I haven't heard of that and I think you would notice before any damage is done.

I still think eating fast food several times a week or more is more damaging than snorting a gram or two per month.

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Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #665,416

@665,390 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)

> Looks pretty bad imo

It is real meat not pretend meat. The bread does not contain the rubber by products Subway puts in.
Its more more expensive than Subway. It did not subsidize spokesman CP

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #665,419

@previous (C)
You need to get out of the idea that the best sandwiches are purchased. You can make godly sandwiches at home with freshly baked bread, mature chedder and other organic ingredients from most supermarkets.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #665,422

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
This is true, but can be pretty expensive.

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #665,428

@665,419 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
I do make my own. It takes going to a super quality deli for the fixings. WOT is hard to get is the best of breads - Usually one has to travel some distance for just the bread.

For sure I can make a more much more better burger at home and far more often do. Italian Subs? Usually I just get them made to order.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #665,434

@665,422 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Can only comment on UK prices but getting ingredients can be cheaper providing you plan to make regualr sandwiches. Like a large block of mature chedder if between £2 and £4, bag of wild rocket is £1, tomatoes, bread and salad isnt too much. I get good Parma ham or Serrano ham at a decent price but then it doesnt have to travel accross the atlantic ocean but I imagine the US has good cured ham.

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #665,435

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
But you are talking about ordinary sandwich. Ever day normal sandwich. Not a fancy specialty sandwich.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #665,438

@previous (C)
Decribe a home made specialty sandwich. Remember I put Parma ham or topside beef in mine which is premium meats.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #665,441

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Usually - hummmmmmm ALWAYS - If I am going to use beef I do not mix it with other meats. I want to taste the beef.

I also use that rule for Pastrami and Corn beef. Both with no cheese. Ham with Turkey is ok. But usually I want all turkey. Come to think of it. At home its usually just one meat at a time.

If I make two beef sandwich's - one will have horseradish on and the other not. I can make a better Pastrami or Corn beef at home.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #665,447

@previous (C)
I said "Parma ham or topside" not both meats and turkey is a bland white meat that has no place in a good sandwich, if you insist on using a white meat in a sandwich that isn't pork you should use goose.

But you have still to decribe a specialty sandwich.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #665,448

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Who puts goose on a sandwich?

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 57 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #665,449

@665,438 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Do you ever put cocaine in the sandwich?

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #665,451

@665,448 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
He lives in England. Best you read the Christmas Carol. Even the movie version has Goose for dinner. They roast the meat and lay it on a bed of Goose feathers or something like that.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #665,455

@665,448 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Goose is Britain's turkey. The difference is goose has mose flavour.

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Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #665,458

@665,447 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Had to look up what goes into Italian Sub

3 slices Provolone
3 slices Genoa salami
3 slices cooked salami
3 slices pepperoni
3 slices Capicola ham
3 slices Mortadella
Lettuce, tomato, onion black olives
Salt, pepper, and oregano
Oil and vinegar
Sweet peppers

They list the bread as Portuguese - The neighbor hood is a mix of Italian and Portuguese from back in the days when serious commercial fishing was a major biz - That is now all kaput
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