Topic: Why doesn't Bert just relocate to the Middle East?
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo started this discussion 10 years ago #51,339
The women there do not have any human rights and are considered to be property.
Bert could simply purchase a woman and she can't do anything about it.
Bert could simply purchase a woman and she can't do anything about it.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #665,334
@OP
> Bert could simply purchase a woman
As if Bert ever has enough money to buy anything other than frozen pizza and Wendy's.
> Bert could simply purchase a woman
As if Bert ever has enough money to buy anything other than frozen pizza and Wendy's.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,346
Alcohol is forbidden (officially).
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,348
> Why doesn't Bert just relocate to the Middle East?
Consumption of alcohol is only good, if you're looking to have your head chopped off.
Mid East and bert is a fatal mix.
Consumption of alcohol is only good, if you're looking to have your head chopped off.
Mid East and bert is a fatal mix.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,351
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,355
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Yet before he could get head from the woman, he will lose his head on the chopping block for drinking epic 4 shot cocktails.
Yet before he could get head from the woman, he will lose his head on the chopping block for drinking epic 4 shot cocktails.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,356
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,357
@previous (F)
In Iran, before the Shah was overthrown, Iranians drank in public and prayed at home. Now it's the other way around.
In Iran, before the Shah was overthrown, Iranians drank in public and prayed at home. Now it's the other way around.
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,358
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 59 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,359
@previous (F)
On the plus side they probably have lower drunk driving fatalities, and women probably almost never get skin cancer.
On the plus side they probably have lower drunk driving fatalities, and women probably almost never get skin cancer.
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,360
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Because they have to wear bags over themselves or be stoned to death?
Ugh. Religious fundamentalists, man, they are highly bad.
Because they have to wear bags over themselves or be stoned to death?
Ugh. Religious fundamentalists, man, they are highly bad.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,361
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Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,366
@665,361 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Mark... Why are you trying to troll me, right now? :(
Also don't you think it's interesting how trolling has developed as a cultural norm on chans? I could set up an elboarate scheme to enrage you right now, and it would just be considered a minor thing. You just don't get that on other websites.
Mark... Why are you trying to troll me, right now? :(
Also don't you think it's interesting how trolling has developed as a cultural norm on chans? I could set up an elboarate scheme to enrage you right now, and it would just be considered a minor thing. You just don't get that on other websites.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,368
@665,362 (G)
Is there any other kind?
@previous (F)
I would never troll a minichan user. That would be a violation of my ethical duties as a minichan moderator.
Also kind of? Like it seems to be just an extension of how we will mess with our friends IRL. Except instead of friends you see everyday, it's people you hate that you only communicate with via text.
Is there any other kind?
@previous (F)
I would never troll a minichan user. That would be a violation of my ethical duties as a minichan moderator.
Also kind of? Like it seems to be just an extension of how we will mess with our friends IRL. Except instead of friends you see everyday, it's people you hate that you only communicate with via text.
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Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,369
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Ha! Ethical guidelines indeed. The Minichan moderators are literally just a loosely organised band of trustees, trusted to dispense Minichan justice at their own discretion. But it works.
Ha! Ethical guidelines indeed. The Minichan moderators are literally just a loosely organised band of trustees, trusted to dispense Minichan justice at their own discretion. But it works.
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,370
@665,368 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> I would never troll a minichan user. That would be a violation of my ethical duties as a minichan moderator.
Yet becky often plays troll on MC.
> I would never troll a minichan user. That would be a violation of my ethical duties as a minichan moderator.
Yet becky often plays troll on MC.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #665,373
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Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #665,386
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Keep repeating the same phrase on a loop, you fucking robot twat.
Keep repeating the same phrase on a loop, you fucking robot twat.
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HelterSkelter !ncKvmqq0Bs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #665,399
Maybe ISIL will let him drink jet fuel as an Everclear alternative... it may not be able to melt steel beams, but perhaps it can melt a Bert.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 11 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #665,400
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #665,406
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
There is no "Council of Dereks", Catherine. Other Big Daddies Derek have already made you aware of this fact.
There is no "Council of Dereks", Catherine. Other Big Daddies Derek have already made you aware of this fact.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #665,418
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lost soul joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #666,863
Bump
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #667,087
@OP
Wouldn't work. Bert's a self-identified cock sucker, and homosexuality is a capital offense in many Islamic countries. On the other hand, transsexuality is permitted under certain conditions, so Bert could have the she-male companion he's always going on about.
Now, what to do about his raging alcoholism...
Wouldn't work. Bert's a self-identified cock sucker, and homosexuality is a capital offense in many Islamic countries. On the other hand, transsexuality is permitted under certain conditions, so Bert could have the she-male companion he's always going on about.
Now, what to do about his raging alcoholism...
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