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Topic: If there's progeria, why isn't there congeria?

Metæ started this discussion 10 years ago #51,299

Pictured is a kid, Sam Berns (1996-2014), who was born with progeria. Chronologically he's just a teenager but biologically he's in his 80s. As I understand it, it's a genetic defect but why isn't there a corresponding "congeria" in which aging fails to happen?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #664,916

you've apparently never seen syntax's swing dancing videos

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #664,931

@OP

> Pictured is a kid, Sam Berns (1996-2014), who was born with progeria. Chronologically he's just a teenager but biologically he's in his 80s. As I understand it, it's a genetic defect but why isn't there a corresponding "congeria" in which aging fails to happen?

there is a peculiar case of a girl whose tissures are aging at different rates and has the appearance of being stuck in infancy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooke_Greenberg
oh she croacked though

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #664,934

Metæ

You make a classical misstep on almost ever lasting life.

Methuseleh lived 900 years.. Methuseleh lived 900 years.. Methuseleh lived 900 years..''This ain't necessarily so..Because Methuseleh lived 969 years.

The ten patriarchs (excluding Enoch) who preceded the Great Flood lived an average of 912 years. Lamech died the youngest at the age of 777.

This means all we need do is figure out why all of a sudden almost every lasting life ceased.

Metæ (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,939

@664,931 (Sheila LaBoof)
Interesting! I didn't think of the consequences of never aging at all and being stuck in infancy. Somehow I pictured it in my mind as normal aging until about age 20 or so, and then stopping there. But you're right, congeria would mean being an infant forever.

@previous (D)
I heard before Noah's flood earth's atmospheric pressure was higher and there was more oxygen in earth's atmosphere leading to longer lives (in a Kent Hovind video).

@664,916 (B)
Syntax claims Michael Jackson starting moonwalking after he saw Syntax getting coffee at Qualcomm.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,960

@previous (Metæ)
Her parents call her pillow angel and that's very creepy to me.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,965

There's a picture of Dorian Gray.

Metæ (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,968

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
The father does look pretty happy and fit. Wouldn't it be weird if progeria was the result of parents transferring the effects of sin onto their kids, and living lives of unbridled debauchery, causing their kids to age 10x normal speed?

@664,960 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Very creepy indeed. I guess the stress of a permanent infant could drive anyone a bit mad. I do think the parents made the right decision with the growth attenuation treatment though.

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Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 55 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,969

@previous (Metæ)
The father is an asshat.

Metæ (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,970

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
He probably threw a brick through a dentists window!

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,971

@previous (Metæ)
Good morning USA! I have a feeling that it's going to be a wonderful day!

Metæ (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 47 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,972

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I hate curry

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,973

@previous (Metæ)
I loved the curry buffet on Sunday, those were the best times.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,985

@664,968 (Metæ)
People were furious over them for getting her that hysterectomy. Which is strange because her only chance is getting pregnant is by being raped by a hospital worker after her parents are dead.
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