Topic: itt: i'll never publicly post anywhere on the internet again if.....
Kaedin Bane !wSj5be7y6w started this discussion 10 years ago #51,298
...the internet pays me $1,337,101 USD.
Kaedin Bane !wSj5be7y6w (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 41 minutes later[^] [v] #664,918
In the near future, I am going to be acquiring a guinea pig. Not long after acquiring it, I am going to slaughter, butcher, cook, and consume the guinea pig. Video of this sequence of events will be posted online for the world to view [for educational purposes of course]. I want to develop a variety of delicious guinea pig based dishes and post the recipes so that everybody can experience fresh home-cooked guinea pig delights. Unfortunately, I've not yet tasted the meat of those fuzzy little porkers. They're just so damn cute I wanna eat 'em up. nomnomnomnom
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #664,922
@previous (Kaedin Bane !wSj5be7y6w)
Guinea pigs were originally bred for culinary purposes. Try to think of something more original.
Guinea pigs were originally bred for culinary purposes. Try to think of something more original.
Kaedin Bane !wSj5be7y6w (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #664,925
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
You think I don't know they're meant to be food? lol. The point isn't to be original. The point is to make certain people upset as they think about adorable guinea pigs being eaten and turned into smelly poopoorocks. I am a super villain and this is my evil plot reveal. WOOSH
You think I don't know they're meant to be food? lol. The point isn't to be original. The point is to make certain people upset as they think about adorable guinea pigs being eaten and turned into smelly poopoorocks. I am a super villain and this is my evil plot reveal. WOOSH
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 11 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,992
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 41 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,997
@664,925 (Kaedin Bane !wSj5be7y6w)
Have you hunted or slaughtered anything for food?
Inbred guinea pigs from a mill with a terrible diet aren't going to taste pleasant.
You don't know how to kill anything.
You are a fucking idiot.
Have you hunted or slaughtered anything for food?
Inbred guinea pigs from a mill with a terrible diet aren't going to taste pleasant.
You don't know how to kill anything.
You are a fucking idiot.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #665,026
@664,925 (Kaedin Bane !wSj5be7y6w)
you're a bitch..
I would bend you over and stick my penis into you mouth...in front of God and everyone..
stick to dungeons and dragons...kiddo..
you're a bitch..
I would bend you over and stick my penis into you mouth...in front of God and everyone..
stick to dungeons and dragons...kiddo..
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #665,030
@664,925 (Kaedin Bane !wSj5be7y6w)
Why do you want to make people upset?
Also I'd be more pissed that that person would have to probably go to a pet store and lie about what he was getting the pig for and that's so evil
Why do you want to make people upset?
Also I'd be more pissed that that person would have to probably go to a pet store and lie about what he was getting the pig for and that's so evil