Topic: Hypothetical situation

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #51,275

You're at a bar, desperately trying to impress an attractive young woman. Just as you think you're getting somewhere, a huge, macho muthafucker lumbers over, pours your drink over your head and calls you a faggot to your face. What do you you do?

_{Note: this post is addressed only to the beta males of MC.}

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Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Run away like a little bitch	5	71%
Dox him online	1	14%
Both of the above	1	14%
MC Poll; Didn't Vote	-	0%

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 45 minutes later[^] [v] #664,722

Is the other man black? And is his dick big? These are very important factors.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #664,723

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
> Is he black?
Your choice.

> And is his dick big?
Enormous.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,769

Cry should have been one of the choices

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 18 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,770

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Why?

squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,774

that's assault. i'd perform a citizen's arrest and detain him till police arrive.

oh, i missed the note. nevermind.

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kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 43 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,781

@664,770 (D)
Because it's the most likely outcome

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,785

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
What's the matter this time?

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,791

@previous (D)
Nothing

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,796

break my bottle and Stab his big soft belly
forget about the girl
Realize I'm at a bar and leave because why am I at a bar

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,798

@previous (F)
Lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,847

@664,769 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Originally, option one was going to be "Run away crying like a little bitch", but I thought it was a little too redundant.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,848

@previous (A)
What's the matter?

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,849

Good morning USA I gotta feeling

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 35 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,861

@664,847 (A)
Lol

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,871

write in:

you jab your left fist into his gut...then as he bends forward you blast his jaw with his right..

if that does not have the desired effect...pick up the barstool and wail on him with it..

Meowth joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,878

@664,774 (squeegee)
Fuckin' lol'd.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,879

@previous (Meowth)

> Fuckin' lol'd.

You what m8_

Meowth replied with this 10 years ago, 46 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,880

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I lol'd.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 37 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,881

@previous (Meowth)

Hi dude.

Meowth replied with this 10 years ago, 29 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,882

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
What it do Greenzy?!

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 55 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,884

@previous (Meowth)
You have compromised the entire universe!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,937

@664,871 (H)
You believe you could do that?

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