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Topic: Hey guys I got 250 dollars to my name and I'm in debt up to my eyeballs regarding rent.

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #51,266

Should I spend all my money on illicit drugs and take them all at once? Thanks.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Yes 7 78%
No 1 11%
Syntax just drove a Macy's blimp past my house 1 11%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #664,604

Of the many things Syntax has done. One does not include even going up in a blimp.

On how OP should spend money? If the option is having a place to live vs living on street and getting high?
Me suggests you discuss this with bert first. Totally about the most expert MC has on life on serious drugs of many kinds as well as life without a home. (He does recover from homeless quickly)
Just the facts.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #664,612

@previous (B)
Why the fuck is bert so stupid? lol

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #664,616

@previous (A)
> Why the fuck is bert so stupid? lol
There are of course many answers to such a question.

But it forces me to ask you why on earth with so little money in your pocket are you asking US about how you should spend your money.

Perhaps words from the famous Madonna will help ya

I am the result of the good choices I've made and the bad choices.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #664,626

Wow OP, you could kill yourself 12 and a half times with all that dough!

!MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #664,628

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Well done, you can engage in basic negro arithmetic!!!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #664,629

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
Well Sophie, at least fuckalms can do math, can you?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #664,630

@664,628 (!MLHqI35Srs)
Says the fool that could not even read the arithmetic on a bottle of Benadryl.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #664,631

@664,628 (!MLHqI35Srs)
I bet even you could succeed, given that many tries.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #664,633

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
10 / 10

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,646

@664,616 (B)
I'm asking the questions here, DOX AND HARASSMENT. Thanks.

(Edited 45 minutes later by a moderator.)

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 42 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,655

@previous (A)
k

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 30 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,667

FuckAlms is a bitch

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,678

@previous (H)
You want a biscuit for your jelly?

Kaedin Bane !wSj5be7y6w joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,690

@664,667 (H)
@previous (E)

Hey you guiz. May I have a biscuit and some jelly please?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,694

@664,628 (!MLHqI35Srs)
You have nothing to do with my topic, so please stay out of it. Thanks.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,704

@664,690 (Kaedin Bane !wSj5be7y6w)
Here's some bert jelly.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,708

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
There is no such thing as Bert Jelly, as nobody in their right mind could possibly be jelly of Bert.

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #664,823

Wow, bert really would do that, wouldn't he?

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #664,829

@OP
I just checked my macroeconomics textbook: deficit spending is good because it increases aggregate demand. Refinance your debt, and open a new credit card and don't worry because in long run we're all dead.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #664,886

@previous (Metæ)
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