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Topic: Kook pretended to be my friend

!MLHqI35Srs started this discussion 10 years ago #51,258

To be there until the bitter end.
Now its purpose was in vain.
It has been strung by a Celtonegroid blarnae,
Colluding plotwise,
Depriving clockwise,
Cavorting likewise,
With the men of Zion so-wise.
Thinking about what she did to me the fucker should've surmised,
Instead she was the proximal troll of a scheme prying dead from my cold hands eyes,
Lumarian wisdom's foresakenment will reap vengeance.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #664,487

Sophie, don't try and blame for this muffup. You fucked up big time.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,491

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
what happened this time

squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 53 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,492

finally something interesting is happening. explain kook!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,493

@664,491 (C)
He blames kook for his botched suicide. kook gave him a reason to live.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,496

@664,491 (C)
@664,492 (squeegee)
@previous (E)
She faked a suicide attempt in order to manipulate a situation and then got pissy when the paramedics were called.

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 38 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,498

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
what

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 14 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,499

@previous (C)
What?

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,500

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
what situation?
why do you know where OP lives?
how was it faked?

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 12 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,501

@664,496 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
She? She? She?
Last time I read his rants about men who attempt to turn into women. He disavowed such as nonsense.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,506

@664,500 (C)
Sophie did something so stupid that even describing it in detail wouldn't render it believable. I know where a lot of people live, and she made a high dose of tranny drugs sound much more harmful than it was.

kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 10 years ago, 40 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,507

@664,501 (E)
She never disavowed being trans. That was just a way of fucking with introman.

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 22 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,509

@664,506 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Go on? And

> I know where a lot of people live
Why? How?

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 32 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,510

@previous (C)
Why does anyone know anything?!

squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,511

@664,506 (kook !!mCVqftDha)

> Sophie did something so stupid that even describing it in detail wouldn't render it believable.

kook... you can't just say that and not describe it in detail. what's wrong with you? spill the beans, girl.

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,513

@664,510 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
idk i dont really know where anyone here lives

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,515

@664,511 (squeegee)
Agree. Since when does kook say something and leave out all the juicy details.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,517

@664,513 (C)
r04r: Holland
squeegee: Texas
Kook: Florida
you: a farm

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,520

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Syntax Cardiff by the Sea CA. And from Ocean a Blue - East up a hill and down a hill and immediately across the freeway. Farm land. Vegetables grown that are so uniquely expensive, most are shipped to restaurants in San Francisco, Napa Valley and Tokyo.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 50 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,521

@664,511 (squeegee)
So we are trying to get Sophie out of her country into another, and she is also attempting to get legal prescribed tranny meds. Just recently, she sent a multi paged letter to the therapist in charge of this, calling her a Jewish, reptilian, Illuminati shill. Very crazy and scary rants.

(Edited 47 seconds later.)

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 20 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,522

@664,520 (E)
Sup syntax?

squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,524

@664,521 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
do you have a copy of the letter? it sounds lovely

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,525

@664,522 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Surviving the after math of a April Fools party.

@664,521 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Best get him to near by your work. He is very likely going to end up in need of long term hospice like care in near future.

He has almost as much wrong with his brain as Trump.
Hummmmmm now I no I need another cup of Triple Espresso. But instead of a needed edit I will leave Trump and hospice unedited in sentence's.

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,527

Kook is like my mother. She feigns concern even when she is no longer concerned because concern-trolling is, in fact, a Life-Long Shtick(TM) Matt Millerly Approved(TM) Fora(TM) Mora(TM) Tried and Tested Methodology(TM).

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 49 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,528

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
I should beat you like your mother didnt

kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,529

@664,524 (squeegee)
I can post it after work

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,530

Shut the fuck up. Christ.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,532

@664,527 (!MLHqI35Srs)
That's not what concern trolling is.

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 7 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,533

@664,530 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
> bawwwwwwwwwww this board is exclusively my sandbox for trolling borderline-intelligence faux-trannies like Catherine with gaudy make-up advice!!

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,535

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
I am a lawyer and a woman. You are a NEET and a fake woman. Thanks.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,536

Then when everyone got made at her for the collasal letter fuck up, she faked a suicide by overtaking tranny drugs, do the paramedics were called. After trying to save her life, she accused me of being a kiwifarms grown and funded terrorist cell, who'd been plerning to attack her since 2013

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 17 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,537

@664,535 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
> bawwwwwwwwww [insert career talisman here] [insert malfeasant sexual organ talisman here]

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,538

Oh and she blabbed all of her secrets to public kiwifarms forums in a fit of estrogen induced mania, promptly forgot about doing so and then accused me of leaking secret Intel.

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 12 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,539

@664,536 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
maybe she was implying she would kill just her male self by taking so many tranny drugs?

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 30 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,540

@664,536 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
> she faked a suicide
You were told abundantly it wasn't, but you were egged on by a pathological liar from the Celtonegroidsphere to make a prank services call, and the ambulence crew were accordingly schooled.
> After trying to save her life
No, you were trying to engage in an authorities-doxxing attempt to stave my efforts.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 40 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,541

@664,539 (H)
no she was trying a female based crises control maneuver, which horribly backfired.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 30 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,544

This is like when Green was pissed off that minichan saved his life.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 57 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,545

@664,540 (!MLHqI35Srs)
People who are not autistic could read between the lines perfectly. You attempts at guile are just as bad as any attempted by a standard aspie male.

kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 10 years ago, 52 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,546

Not only that but I wasn't going to tell anyone of this and then you had to come here and blab about it like a mincing retard. Goddamn you!

kook !!mCVqftDha triple-posted this 10 years ago, 20 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,547

@664,544 (H)
That was also me

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,548

@664,546 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Calm down.

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 36 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,549

@664,545 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
@664,546 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
You're reading, ironically, into too much nuance, which doesn't exist. Here, we see contempt of the "standard Aspie male" ironically over-shooting itself to suspiciousness of intentions that weren't borne by aforesaid (as percieved, for I am not).

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 2 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,550

All of this happened after I warned her to stay away from kiwifarms, to not discuss personal information, and to not send that hysterical, Looney tunes letter!

kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 10 years ago, 29 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,551

@664,548 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
No

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 19 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,552

@664,548 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
She's getting frustrated because she's lying. You probably have similar chimp-outs in court because it's neurotypical female nature to tantrum recalcitrantly when they fail to get their own way.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 43 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,553

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
I'll post everything tonight, so that they can decide.

squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,555

this thread is tits

squeegee double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,556

@664,546 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
lol, by the end of this thread sophie will be blaming you for bringing this to our attention.

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,557

@previous (squeegee)
Go ingest the contents of Catherine's rectum.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,558

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
Men in Scotland where skirts. You should fit in with no problem.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 8 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,559

Then she freaked out when everyone that she fucked over refused to apologize. She even told me that she expects to be treated like a god.

kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 10 years ago, 37 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,560

Notice what I haven't done in this thread or anywhere else Sophie? Think about it.

squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 1 second later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,561

@664,557 (!MLHqI35Srs)
keep sperging out you sperg. and thanks for this thread, been a slow week. i'd never know how spastic you are without you coming here and rubbing it in everyone's faces.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 12 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,562

@664,557 (!MLHqI35Srs)
Nice madlashingoutatabsolutelyeveryonebecauseofyourownincompetenciespost.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,563

@664,561 (squeegee)
Careful. Soupy wants to rub Catherine's rectum.

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,565

@664,562 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
[Timed vaguely to Looney Tunes intro]
I AM A GOD OR TWO,
LORDING OVER THE ZOG-CONTROLLED ZOO,
AND I SEE SPERGS GOIN'
"OOOH, OOOH, AHH AHHH, OOOH, AAH AHH"
IT'S PLANET OF THE APES
NOT EVEN MUGABE'S SMOKED WORSE SKAFE
THE NEGRO-JEW IS COMIN' FOR YOU
YET AUTPHAG'S ENTIRELY SAFE
JEW-JEW-JEW, JEW-JEW-JEW-JEW, JEW-JEW-JEW-JEW JEWBY JEWBY JOO-JOO-JOO
AND THAT'S ALL FOR 5 YEARS' AUTPHAG SHTICK, FOKES!

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 25 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,566

Sophie is a tranny junkie. Tough love is the only way to get it through her head. Stop enabling her!

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,568

@previous (K)
Indeed

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,569

@664,566 (K)
I really felt a lot of sympathy for her plight and had even started sending her gifts. This is how my kindness is repaid

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,570

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
You betrayed me. You sent gifts as a doxxing exercise.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,571

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
You're the one who doxed me, yourself, and your other well wisher you idiot!

Anonymous K replied with this 10 years ago, 18 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,572

@664,569 (kook !!mCVqftDha)

> I really felt a lot of sympathy for her plight and had even started sending her gifts. This is how my kindness is repaid

That's what Junkies do. They just use and manipulate people to further their end goal. You're a good person taken advantage of by scum of the earth. I'm not going to patronize you or say some goofy shit, but in the grand scheme of what a Junkie can do. You only got a nasty bruise emanating from verbal/mental abuse. These creatures can and will drain you of all of your good features. Never trust a junkie!

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 22 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,573

@664,571 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Hardly doxx now is it. OH WOW A POWERWORD. Meanwhile you legit have my address.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,574

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
I didn't legit post your address. You legit tried to dox me and other people who tried to help you.

kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,575

Whats crazy about this is that I wasn't even angry anymore, I just took it as something that happens when you associate with unstable people. But then you had to bring it here.

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,576

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Let me put this in all-caps; not to shout, but for the benefit of your questionable reading comprehension:

BECAUSE YOU BECAME RETICENT WHEN QUESTIONED ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU WERE AIDING AND ABETTING CERTAIN PARTIES, HAD NOT BEEN FORTHCOMING WITH REQUESTS FOR INFORMATION, AND EXPECTED ME TO REMAIN CALM AMIDST THE MIDST OF A CLEARLY GESTURALLY-SUGGESTIVE CONSPIRACY IN DOING THE ABOVE.

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 37 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,577

@664,575 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
I just don't get it. Sophie and Negi Springfield are two of the most spastic dopes around. Girl how could you get yourself attached to that human train wreck in Scotland?

Anonymous K replied with this 10 years ago, 9 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,578

@664,575 (kook !!mCVqftDha)

That's what junkies do. They will use anything you've ever done for them as a manipulative talisman to extract what they want. Notice how she used you sending her gifts as a manipulative plan to send her to the funny farms. Even calling the health services to help her not to throw away her life was met by derision. Sophie is mad like Heroin addicts who OD and are given Narcan to stabilize them. Even if the Narcan saved the addicts life, the addict acts angry that his/her high was cut-off and start to lash out at emergency services for it.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,579

@664,576 (!MLHqI35Srs)
You were acting as wild as a wet cat way before I stopped talking to you.

kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 10 years ago, 41 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,580

@664,577 (E)
@664,578 (K)
I just felt bad, and genuinely liked Sophie.

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 37 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,581

@664,579 (kook !!mCVqftDha)

NOW I CAN NEVER CHANGE THANKS TO YOU. THANKS A LOT!

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,583

@664,578 (K)
Anonymous K, amateur junkie expert™

Do you have any tired off topic anecdotes about blacks or the gays you'd like to share too?

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 10 years ago, 50 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,584

Both of you crazy.

Anonymous K replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,585

@664,583 (M)

Nah, I get my sperging off about junkies. Expending any more energy on Sophie is pointless. She has to want to do better by her own volition.

Anonymous M replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,586

@previous (K)
I wasn't under the impression that anything you posted related to Sophie.

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 36 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,587

@previous (M)
It's introman. He has this 'drug abuse metaphor' going about the mechanism behind transsexualism as a sociologically-contrived phenomenon or something.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 23 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,588

@664,581 (!MLHqI35Srs)
I tried to help you change and you completely ignored the very easy to try suggestions.

kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 10 years ago, 38 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,589

@664,583 (M)
Wtf

Anonymous M replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,590

@664,587 (!MLHqI35Srs)
Thanks for the clarification?

Be more honest and less hateful with the people providing you mental health care. You expend an awful lot of energy obsfucating and abhorring people.

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,592

@previous (M)
I have, honest to God, more issues than under-recognized transgenderism, though. They don't even resolve those, let alone that; they seem more interested in DARVO-esque abuse.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,593

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
Shut the fuck up.

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,594

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Like that there.
Also:
> bawwwwwwwwwwwww I can't stop rage-crying

(Edited 1 minute later.)

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,595

Sophie be honest, why did you bring this here? In what way does it benefit you?

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,648

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
attention

Adam Djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,651

@664,576 (!MLHqI35Srs)
I would like to point out that just using capitals harms legibility, and does not improve it. Thanks!

!MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,653

@664,595 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Aspergian ideology beyond the domineering canvas of neurodiversitarian doctrinarianism which stands as a natural process of revolutionary mettel in the notes, making it even more pointless to even acknowledge the former as much, but if it’s any recompense to you). You may feel as if he's actually managed to channel the spiritual characteristics of the “Temple of the hegemonic ladder of LGBT communitarian ascension e.g. peanut gallery sodomites like Decibelmilliwatts, general sodomites and solicitors of prostitutional wiles like Bert

squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,659

@664,651 (Adam Djensen)
i would like to point out that improving legibility doesn't always correlate with improved comprehension. we are talking about meaningless word salad after-all.

squeegee double-posted this 10 years ago, 53 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,660

@664,653 (!MLHqI35Srs)
see? incomprehensible word salad, but with proper capitalization if not punctuation.

Anonymous P replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,661

@previous (squeegee)
It's really just a Sophie markov bot, so it isn't so good at the punctuation game.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,669

@previous (P)
But why would syntax choose Sophie, of all people, to build a clone of?

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,670

@664,653 (!MLHqI35Srs)
Okay so you're just going to shit all over your keyboard and call it a meaningful reply.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,673

@664,653 (!MLHqI35Srs)
This is word salad, Mr. Gillon.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,675

Hide your Powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal information about yourself on public boards. These threads are not your personal blog, and we are not an asylum.

-Kiwi Farms forum rules.

Anonymous P replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,711

@664,670 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
@664,673 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
No, it really is a markov bot. I was just fucking around.

@664,669 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Senility

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,714

Did I seriously just read this entire thread?

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,724

I knew an old hen on a moor,
Who was fat and lazy and poor,
The egg that she laid
was empty of chicks
Despite how she bayed
She was full of shit

She badgered her friend for a gift
But her friend would not send it- swift
To show her displeasure
She took some hen drugs
A drastic measure
To guilt like a thug

Then came a Caledon viper
Plotted to trick and to bite her
He broke up her egg
Then poisoned her friend
Called her a sped
Her wisdom did end.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #664,759

@664,714 (T)
No

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #664,763

@664,724 (U)
So grandiose was this Copt,
Barely above average,
Racially try-hard retrograde,
This Caledonian viper,
Thinking itself a vulture, really a partridge.

So ineffectual was he,
To the real end of his plot,
What end it was hatched,
This egg of one's dreams,
Hallucinated, though inchoately malformed,
Never gestated.

Wild goose-chase was he,
To a brilliance he fleed,
Disabused soon thereafter,
An airy braggart and chancer.

To no avail, was the prize he chased,
The matri-monogamous moon encapsulated zygotically,
He wanted so hard to pry from Wisdom herself,
To which end, all was burn a bridge he had done,
Trying to beckon to his command a birth-rite hon,
Misrepresenting herself to make Wisdom abide,
By will of such a plot, but her guidance,
Reason had not so abidden,
for He had sold out the harlot's plot,
The thread connecting Partridge and she,
Disappeared to be,
No more.

Wisdom's vindication was complete.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #664,765

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
I don't like most of what you post, but this was nice to read. It flows very well.

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #664,787

@664,569 (kook !!mCVqftDha)

> I really felt a lot of sympathy for her plight and had even started sending her gifts. This is how my kindness is repaid

Lol that was very dumb of you

Anonymous W double-posted this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #664,788

Nvm I don't want this

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous T replied with this 10 years ago, 3 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #665,838

If anyone needs a quality introduction as to who this "Autphag" person is, please see this thread on KiwiForums.

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-gillon-autphag-and-spergchan-sophie-y%E2%80%99israeli-lol-he-showers-once-a-month.3728/

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #665,840

@previous (T)
We all know Sophie

Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #665,847

@OP

Kook has always been pretty chill. Looking out for your well being when you're suicidal isn't exactly a betrayal. See, sometimes friends and even strangers will try and help another person who is in a bad spot, generally because of empathy, but if what you did wasn't a cry for help, Kook wouldn't have known. Try a little introspection and ruminate on what actually happened, it clearly wasn't a malicious act on Kook's part, bud.

Maybe try being grateful instead of spiteful for a few minutes, just to see how it feels.

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #665,855

@664,553 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
do

Anonymous T replied with this 10 years ago, 20 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #666,335

@665,840 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Not Sophie, I just recieved this link from someone and was laughing at their responses to Autphag's posts.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 9 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #666,463

@previous (T)
No honey. I was saying that we all know Sophie here.

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #666,476

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Do you work today? I want to call you

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #666,508

@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
I do. Im likely not off until Thursday!

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #666,620

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
How many old people do you intend to put to sleep by then?

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 19 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #666,621

@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
How drunk are you?

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 10 years ago, 45 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #666,623

@previous (G)
??

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 30 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #666,624

@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
I see.

Time to slow down.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #666,636

@666,620 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
If only I got to have my finger on the button
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