Topic: ITT: I post boring, uninteresting stories
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #51,253
...and you guise tell me to fuck off. Deal?Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later[^] [v] #664,464
Tired squeegee schtick.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,534
How bout you just fuck off anyway?
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,615
so where's the god damn stores
squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 59 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,632
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
none of mine fall into this category, unfortunately. though last night i did make some pretty tasty cinnamon toast. the secret is in how you make it.
none of mine fall into this category, unfortunately. though last night i did make some pretty tasty cinnamon toast. the secret is in how you make it.
Kaedin Bane !wSj5be7y6w joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,635
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,641
tell us, tell us, tell us your seeecrets
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,671
@664,635 (Kaedin Bane !wSj5be7y6w)
2 tbl spn butter, room temp
2 tbl spn sugar
1/4 teasp cinnamon
1/8 teasp vanilla extract
cream butter, sugar, cinammon and vanilla together in a bowl
spread evenly onto bread all the way to the crust (this is enough for like 4 or 6)
preheat oven to 350
bake 10 minutes
turn to broil and cook till golden brown and bubbling (about 1-2 minutes)
enjoy (tastes like a fucking bakery it's so good)
2 tbl spn butter, room temp
2 tbl spn sugar
1/4 teasp cinnamon
1/8 teasp vanilla extract
cream butter, sugar, cinammon and vanilla together in a bowl
spread evenly onto bread all the way to the crust (this is enough for like 4 or 6)
preheat oven to 350
bake 10 minutes
turn to broil and cook till golden brown and bubbling (about 1-2 minutes)
enjoy (tastes like a fucking bakery it's so good)
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 51 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,676
Huh. Vanilla extract in cinnamon toast? That's interesting.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,677
@664,615 (Sheila LaBoof)
OK, here's one:
My great-grandma was a teenager during world war 2. She used to go out to the USO and dance with allied servicemen who were about to be shipped overseas. Anyway, one night, she met some buck private who'd just finished basic training, and went out to dinner with him. At the end of their second date, he asked her to marry him.
Naturally, she was rather taken aback, and asked him why he wanted to marry to a girl he barely knew.
"So I'll have someone to write to while I'm over seas," he replied in all seriousness.
"We don't have to get married that that, you big silly," Granny laughed, "you can have my address, and I'll write to you every week if you want."
They didn't get married, but they corresponded for nearly two years while he was off fighting the war. She never saw him again in person, and she has no idea what eventually happened to him. He just stopped writing some time in 1944. Maybe he fell in battle, or maybe he met some girl in Europe. Who knows?
So, was that boring enough for you?
OK, here's one:
My great-grandma was a teenager during world war 2. She used to go out to the USO and dance with allied servicemen who were about to be shipped overseas. Anyway, one night, she met some buck private who'd just finished basic training, and went out to dinner with him. At the end of their second date, he asked her to marry him.
Naturally, she was rather taken aback, and asked him why he wanted to marry to a girl he barely knew.
"So I'll have someone to write to while I'm over seas," he replied in all seriousness.
"We don't have to get married that that, you big silly," Granny laughed, "you can have my address, and I'll write to you every week if you want."
They didn't get married, but they corresponded for nearly two years while he was off fighting the war. She never saw him again in person, and she has no idea what eventually happened to him. He just stopped writing some time in 1944. Maybe he fell in battle, or maybe he met some girl in Europe. Who knows?
So, was that boring enough for you?
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #664,705
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #664,707
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
So, I'll need to post something much more boring than that? Alright, I'll see what I can do.
So, I'll need to post something much more boring than that? Alright, I'll see what I can do.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #667,113
Hey guise, it's me again, I'm back with a really boring story this time, I can practically guarantee you'll be posting TL;DR before you've even finished the first 50 words. Anyway, this morning I dreamed that I was riding on a train dressed in a Batman suit (me, not the train). At one point, the carriage "jumped" the line and I fell off my seat. Some guy said "Bam! Sock! Pow!" and everybody had a good laugh, including me. Later on, I saw an old friend of mine and went over to say hi. We talked about our respective university courses and he gave me a cookie when we arrived at his stop. At the same time, some girl tried to exit the carriage while it was still in motion. She fell over, hurting herself, but there was nothing I could do, because the train had already left the station. A short time later, I saw I saw a big black dude getting into an argument with a young white punk who had insulted his African heritage. I went over and got between them (because I was still feeling bad about the girl who'd fallen off the train). The Black guy told me that under normal circumstances, he'd beat the living spit out of me, but he'd cut me some slack this time because he liked Batman when he was a kid. The dream ended around that point & I woke up feeling relieved that I'd somehow managed to avert a major ass-kicking. Yeah, I really dreamed all that.So, how boring was that, guise??
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #667,120
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #681,102
Hi guise, it's me again. Here's another tl;dr story from my childhood. When I was about six years old, I went to a friend's birthday party, and there was this lady doing an amateur ventriloquist's act with a really creepy doll (kind of like the one in those "Chucky" movies). At the end of the show, she started putting the dummy into its box, then made it look like it was trying to escape. It seemed to jump out of the box screaming "Noooo!!!" and scared me so badly, I had nightmares for about two weeks.So, was that nerdy enough this time, guise??
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #681,399
Hey guise, last night I dreamed I was playing The Thing in the F4NT4STIC 4 sequel that got shelved a few months back. It was really cool, because I was being filmed in real-time motion capture, and I could see myself transforming on a special view screen. The best part was that Josh Trank was directing again, and he redeemed himself by making it fun and colorful instead of dark and edgy!!