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Topic: England v The Netherlands match thread

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #51,195

Please post your insight and analysis. Kickoff is at 2000 BST.

Praise be to our Lord and Chri joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #663,936

Dutch policeman are all tall and handsome.

Praise be to our Lord and Chri double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #663,937

English policeman are all ruddy faced out of shape provincial half wits with silly checkering on their patrol cars.

Praise be to our Lord and Chri triple-posted this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #663,938

When you address a low lander in Dutch they reply in English because theirs is a nation of presumptive cocks.

Praise be to our Lord and Chri quadruple-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #663,939

When you address an English person in Dutch they look at you like they came from a painfully homogeneous island no one likes and then tell you they can't speak German.

Praise be to our Lord and Chri quintuple-posted this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #663,940

Schipol is full of older Dutch women in the shops who will let you take them to the hourly hotels for regretful sex. AND it has a museum.

Heathrow is full of ugly English people in ill fitting tracksuits and visiting plutocrats from Russia.

Praise be to our Lord and Chri sextuple-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #663,941

In summation, I think the match will be a closely fought contest won or lost by a scrappy English side's midfield.

2-1 England

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #663,942

I think if one team scores more goals than the other team, the team that scored more will win.

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

Praise be to our Lord and Chri replied with this 10 years ago, 54 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #663,943

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Thanks for that quality contribution Mark.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #663,945

@663,939 (Praise be to our Lord and Chri)
???? the main content is an island now?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #663,946

2nd try at this.

Betfair, says England is going to kick Netherlands ass.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #663,947

@663,945 (E)
Everything is an island, really.

Praise be to our Lord and Chri replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #663,948

@previous (F)
But I wasn't talking about the content/continent.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,996

@663,947 (F)
This makes me sad.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,066

I bet you lot were shit at PE

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #664,069

I do enjoy a good game of sportsball! Hurrah for us and ballyhoo to them, those lollygaggers.
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