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Topic: HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY Easter. Did you all get your Easter Eggs. I did - How are they Made?

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #51,172

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later[^] [v] #663,661

Are how easter eggs are made a re: 15 minute dryve from thee?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #663,664

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #663,668

hey guys guess what, I saw jesus and he's fine -- Mary Magdeline

Mary Magdalene (Mark 16:9)--"Now after He had risen early on the first day of the week, He first appeared to Mary Magdalene, from whom He had cast out seven demons."

the demon syphillus, the demon chlamydia, ...

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #663,669

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Demon Rum.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #663,671

@663,664 (C)
I love playing around with the Genesis story. I decided that if I were to ever reboot it I would re-add the character of Lilith as well as the latest character of Steve. I might cast Steve as "The Tempter" and have him be a misunderstood individual who's sexuality is cast as vile because the others simply do not understand. Long story short, Adam is an asshole.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #663,674

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> Adam is an asshole.
I am not exactly sure of where you are headed with this. Remember Eve was created from a rib, ripped out of Adams body. So you have Adam in continuous pain which must have been hard on Adam getting a hard on. Eve was lucky he could still get it up. The other female members of that family must have also been a little more than pleased.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,678

@previous (A)
You just gave me more inspiration. What if Adam was an asshole because he had issues sexually which is what leads him into a relationship with Steve and eventurally blaming him for tempting him away from his beloved Eve. He'll also play favorites with his son Abel, which leads to him to completely neglecting his other son Cain, which builds up to a massive argument and the eventual murder of Abel. This incident will forever haunt Cain knowing that he was the one who slain his brother and best friend. This will be the Mark of Cain. Meanwhile, Lilith wants revenge against Adam for some reason I have yet to determine, so Adam is an asshole because the weight of the world is literally on his shoulders.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,679

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
While its not impossible to imagine Adam sticking his dick in the wrong hole or even in the wrong genders wrong hole. Bottom line is that Adam had to wait eleven or so years before another male of his family to impregnate the other females of his family. So Adam was tasked at building up his clan quickly. When you look for this in the begats, you discover the censorship re incest issues the scribes of the first bible had.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,680

Hey guys, what's going on in this thre-

Oh. Uh, I should get going. I'll leave you guys to this... Thing you're doing.

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chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 55 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,682

jello eggs! they are wonderful

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 45 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,683

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Shut the fuck up, triptax.

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,684

@663,682 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
How To Make Boozy Jello Egg Shots For Easter Time (Or Any Time)

It’s a jello shot, in the shape of an egg. With the aid of Jell-O Jigglers egg molds (remember them from the days of yore?) and the liquor of your choice, you can be well on your way to sucking down some juicy goodness in no time. Watch the video above for a demonstration.

To make 6 jello egg shots:

INGREDIENTS

1 box of flavored gelatin
1 packet of Knox unflavored gelatin
1 cup water
1 cup liquor (Remember that first licking her, will give you the inspiration to continue cooking)

SUPPLIES

Jell-O Jigglers egg mold (6 eggs)
Spray canola oil
Funnel

INSTRUCTIONS

Boil water.
Pour entire package of flavored gelatin and packet of unflavored Knox gelatin into a medium-sized bowl.
Add boiling water and liquor to the bowl. Mix powders with liquids until everything is fully dissolved.
Allow mixture to cool to room temperature, about 10 minutes.
Spray the egg molds with a light coating of canola oil, to prevent sticking.
Stir the mixture again to loosen up any clumps of gelatin. Now pour the mixture through a funnel into each of the 6 egg molds, filling up just to the top.
Refrigerate 3 hours, until fully set.
To unmold, gently pry the molds open with a table knife, and use a knife or spoon to help ease the eggs out of the molds.
Cheers!

Note: To make stripes, mix up different colors/flavors of gelatin in separate bowls. Pour one color at a time into the mold, to your desired thickness, and let set for about 20 minutes in the refrigerator before pouring in the next layer. Repeat until filled.

Lt. Judy Hopps joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,685

@663,682 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
yes I love jell o eggs

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,686

@previous (Lt. Judy Hopps)
Are you unaware? You let Syntax kick the shit out of you yesterday. Now you find yourself butt fuck nakkid in the middle of his topic.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,688

@663,679 (A)
I'm thinking of saving that for after "the confrontation" which is the aforementioned argument with Cain / murder of Abel, Steve and Eve coming to the realization that Adam was seeing them both, and Lilith getting her revenge possibly by setting everything up. Eve is devastated by the loss of her two sons which leads Adam to convince her that they need to continue and populate. They also agreed that homosexuality is amoral and wrong which is a notion they will pass down through the generations.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,689

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Very lucky no LGBT org in place back then.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #664,017

I can't eat the yolks of hard boiled eggs, they make me very nauseous. I can only eat egg yolks if they're undercooked — soft boiled or over easy/sunny side up which I do about 3 every morning with bacon or ham.

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