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Topic: I have some questions about weight training

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #5,117

The gym I go is really shit. They made me a crappy routine consisting only of weight machines and cardio, refuse to incorporate free weights into my workout and are just a bunch of dickheads. I can post my routine if you want to see how shit it is, but I have already shared it on a bunch of other forums and it has been ridiculed many times. People on other forums have told me just to do shit with free weights only (squats, deadlifts etc), instead of isolation exercises and cardio I'm doing right now. Would I be better off just buying a decent barbell set, dumbbell set and bench, then doing everything at home? (Assuming that just free weights would suffice in a workout.) Looking for decent advice that will influence my decision.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 13 hours later[^] [v] #90,792

Damn, no reply in 13 hours? I thought MC was more fit than this.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #90,793

@previous (A)
I'm 110 lbs, but I don't do shit. My forearms are big to do my extreme masturbation.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #90,795

@90,792 (A)
I feel like a hamster in a cage when I'm at the gym, so I'm successfully avoiding it since 2005...yet, I'm fit, and I know shit about what you're talking up there...isolation exercises, free weights...whatthefuck?

Green !pFNWNYROxA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #90,802

@90,793 (Meowth)
You're skinny as hell.

Meowth replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #90,885

@previous (Green !pFNWNYROxA)
I know. I can't gain weight to save my soul. My eating habits are terrible too. I drink at least 2 liters of soda a day...

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #90,888

@90,793 (Meowth)
i wish i weighed that...

Meowth replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #90,890

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
I wish I was around 140, but I'd settle around 130.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #90,906

@previous (Meowth)
I feel so fucking fat at my current weight of 140~. I'm trying to get back down to 118-ish

Green !pFNWNYROxA replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #90,926

@90,885 (Meowth)
Diet soda?
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Way to make people who weigh considerably more than that feel bad.

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stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #90,927

@previous (Green !pFNWNYROxA)
It's only fat for me.

Green !pFNWNYROxA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #90,929

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
140 lbs is fine. You're 16 right?

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #90,942

@previous (Green !pFNWNYROxA)
Is 153 lbs fine, too? :-S

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Meowth replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #90,951

@90,906 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Nah, you shouldn't. I got rejected for the military being underweight as shocking as that is.

@90,926 (Green !pFNWNYROxA)
Nope. My view of it is that if you have to drink diet soda, you might as well just be drinking water.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #90,963

Thanks for helpful replies...

Green !pFNWNYROxA replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #90,972

@90,951 (Meowth)
I love diet soda!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #90,974

@previous (Green !pFNWNYROxA)

Idiot.

Meowth replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #90,975

@90,972 (Green !pFNWNYROxA)
Do you like it because of its "dietness", or do you actually enjoy the flavor?

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #90,984

@90,929 (Green !pFNWNYROxA)
I am. I want to weigh less :c

Green !pFNWNYROxA replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #91,002

@90,974 (A)
Why?
@90,975 (Meowth)
Both.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #91,757

Google articles on Jim Wendler's 5/3/1 program, chaosandpain, and lumberjackpirate. Then watch all the Squat Rx videos on YouTube and Diesel Crew's video on the bench press.

If you don't have a squat rack with side bars in your gym, learn the Zercher lift for squats.

Beginner exercises you need to learn:
Standing overhead press.
Bench press with elbows in and what to do if you fail on a rep.
Back squat.
Deadlift with bar at your shins using your glutes to stand up.
Pull ups.

What a routine looks like:
Warm up on each lift with light weights and make at least 20 pound jumps every set or do 25%, 50% and 75% of your 1 rep max and then hit working sets.
Do working sets. About 5 is good for a beginner.
Keep the reps low, 3 to 5 for both heavy working sets and light warm up sets as a beginner.
Work out two to four days a week with at least one big heavy lower and upper body lift. Do the main lifts I listed before you move on to other shit. Deadlift should only be done once or twice a week.

If you want "cardio":
fartlek runs
sprint hills
burpees
skip rope

For flexibility do the downward dog pose of yoga, kneeling hip flexor stretch and some chest and lat stretches.

Anonymous G double-posted this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #91,773

*not 25, 50 and 75% of one rep max. 25, 50 and 75% of your working set weight to warm up.

Do cardio on different days than you lift but pack the rest time between your lift sets down to a minute or two.

This playlist has information on all the basic lifts:
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?p=CA385B86B9C7EF25
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