Topic: Old lady upstairs flushes toilet a lot when I'm showering
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago#51,137
I know she does it only when her husband isn't home because I always check outside and see his car is gone. One time she was sitting in my chair outside my apartment with her legs wide open and asked if it was ok... Does she have a crush on me or something?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later[^][v]#663,290
Would you care to explain why you think your upstairs neighbor flushing their toilet means they're attracted to you?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#663,291
@previous (B)
They flush 6-7 times in a row only when I showering. It's almost like they want my attention or something. It really awkward.
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#663,292
@previous (A)
That sounds like a terrible neighbor, not a flirtatious signal.
DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#663,294
She wants your pee-pee in her vee-vee.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#663,295
@663,292 (B)
Well, if I liked the girl downstairs I would probably flush repeatedly to get her attention when she showered.
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#663,296
@previous (A)
Well, it sounds like you and the older lady are both creepy and clueless. I hope she makes your life miserable until your lease ends.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 33 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#663,297
@663,295 (A)
That ideal is just horrid. Unless she is into BDSM, idea is a failed idea.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^][v]#663,298
How old is old? Is she a milf or a crone?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^][v]#663,300
@663,296 (B)
I'm actually flattered every time I hear the toilet flush. It gets kind of annoying after a long night of work, though. She is in no way making my life miserable, though.