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Topic: I shat myself at work today

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #51,097

I thought it was a fart but it was diarrhoea ??

I had to abandon my underwear in the toilets and you can see my penis through my pants now

I smell horrible now because I still have a bit of vomit on me

Flu sucks so bad ?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #662,987

did you shit vomit

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #662,988

@previous (B)

It actually looked quite similar

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #662,990

If you work at a food processing plant,just mix it in with the food for that added flavor.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #662,991

@OP

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #662,993

That sucks. What kind of job is it? Why can't you go home?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,001

Coming from a guy that has been paid minimum wage to clean nasty ass restrooms before, fuck you people that abandon your soiled undergarments in restroom stalls.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,007

@previous (F)
I think OP is both disgusting and for stupid for shitting himself as an adult, but where was he going to put it?

@OP
Not going home when you're too ill to control your bodily fluids is bad for your health and hazardous for everyone else.

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,009

I flush mine so no one else has to mess with it. Everybody's happy!

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,010

@663,001 (F)
Maybe acquire some marketable skills rather than complaining to someone who has the misfortune to not be fully potty-trained as an adult?

Because even corkies get better jobs than that.

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,011

@previous (E)
Anon E speaks the truth.

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,025

@663,007 (G)
Throw them in the trashcan where they belong. Don't just leave them in the stalls. What are you and OP, 5-years old??
@663,010 (E)
I have a much better job now, for your information and soiled undergarments don't only hurt those that work for shit pay to clean it up but also other restroom goers. You must also be 5.

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,033

@previous (F)
OP didn't say he didn't put his poopy diapers in the trash. I was assuming he put them in the trash and you were just upset that your bert-level employment included taking out poopy-diaper trash.

Anonymous E double-posted this 10 years ago, 53 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,034

@OP

It's the question dividing the fora:

Where, specifically, did you abandon your soiled underwear?

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,038

@663,033 (E)
Either way, at least I have a job unlike your too young to work having ass. Is mommy still putting applesauce and pasta on your table? Of course she is.

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,051

@previous (F)
Settle down, kiddo.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,071

@663,034 (E)

I put them in a plastic bag with another stores logo on and put them out of the way of people

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,073

@previous (A)
which is where?

and what kind of work do you do?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,091

@previous (B)

I manage a store

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,140

@663,051 (G)
What, are you also 5? You might not be but you are surely mentally 5-years-old.

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,143

@previous (F)
Do you have any other insults my menial friend? You already used that one several times.

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,147

@previous (G)
Do you have any other Anon letters you're going to come here under to reply to me? You must really be 5 if you think I'm that dumb.

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,149

@previous (F)
I'm not the other anon you dull minimum waged trailer trash.

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #663,151

@previous (G)
Oh, yeah... of course you aren't.... Like I've never been lied to by a 5-year-old.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 years later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #904,049

Bump by request.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #904,050

This has only happened once since this thread, one year ago when I had Australian Flu.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #904,051

@904,049 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What retard requested you bump this shit?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #904,052

@904,050 (A)
Do you get that from eating Kangaroo?
@previous (I)
@OP of this thread asked.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #904,053

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

I had kangaroo once, it's not bad. I got it from a stranger though.

@904,051 (I)

This is a quality thread!

Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 25 seconds later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #904,054

@904,052 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Rare but I am at a loss for words on this.
OK I assume OP is still sick and soon will be dead dead and more dead.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #904,055

@904,053 (A)
> This is a quality thread!

It was a stupid shitpost 2.4 years ago and it remains to be that to this day.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 54 seconds later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #904,056

@904,053 (A)
I hear that although it might taste ok at first, after eating it many people become jumpy.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #904,072

@904,055 (J)

Sorry, Anonymous F

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #904,077

Were the skid marks on the disposed of undies near or at Svet-Level™ skiddy undies?

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #904,094

@904,050 (A)

> This has only happened once since this thread, one year ago when I had Australian Flu.

is it safe to assume you shit yourself at least once a year

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #904,105

@previous (L)

No

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 49 seconds later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #904,107

@904,077 (K)

Wet dioreah left them sodden and leaky

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #904,249

@904,094 (L)
lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #904,292

@663,034 (E)

On top of a ?!

Anonymous L replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #904,293

@previous (A)
why didn't you bother to put them in a trash bin

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #904,300

@previous (L)

There wasn't one provided or I would have
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