Topic: feminist swears out of vagina to make a point
Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw started this discussion 10 years ago #51,078
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #662,774
No, the Woman Who Used Her Vaginal Yeast To Make Bread Is NOT a ‘Feminist Hero’–She’s Just Nasty
When I first saw a few tweets about a woman using her vaginal yeast to make a batch of homemade bread, I immediately dismissed it as a joke, because…eewww. But apparently it actually happened, and according to Women’s Health Mag she’s a “feminist hero.”
It all started after blogger Zoe Stavri got a pretty bad yeast infection and woke up with an “itchy burny fanny.” Instead of riding it out like millions of women before her, Stavri decided to get crafty and see if she could turn lemons into lemonade, or rather, a yeast infection into fresh backed batch of sourdough bread.
“I got curious, and the next thing that happened was I was scraping white goop off of a dildo into a bowl of flour mixed with water,” Stavri wrote on her blog Another Angry Woman.
While several folks have called bullshit on Stavri’s argument that “yeast is yeast” so people shouldn’t be creeped out by her using the results of her infection to bake bread, others think the backlash to her little experiment is sexist.
“It probably doesn’t matter that my sourdough may or may not contain any actual vaginal yeast,” Stavri wrote. “The very idea of it seems to horrify people more than enough. I suppose it’s a similar socially constructed disgust that leaves a whole bunch of people repulsed by the idea of licking a pussy. Even the mere idea of a tiny trace of pussy in a massive loaf of bread is sufficiently vile.”
Women’s Health is totally feeling Stavri’s POV, too.
When I first saw a few tweets about a woman using her vaginal yeast to make a batch of homemade bread, I immediately dismissed it as a joke, because…eewww. But apparently it actually happened, and according to Women’s Health Mag she’s a “feminist hero.”
It all started after blogger Zoe Stavri got a pretty bad yeast infection and woke up with an “itchy burny fanny.” Instead of riding it out like millions of women before her, Stavri decided to get crafty and see if she could turn lemons into lemonade, or rather, a yeast infection into fresh backed batch of sourdough bread.
“I got curious, and the next thing that happened was I was scraping white goop off of a dildo into a bowl of flour mixed with water,” Stavri wrote on her blog Another Angry Woman.
While several folks have called bullshit on Stavri’s argument that “yeast is yeast” so people shouldn’t be creeped out by her using the results of her infection to bake bread, others think the backlash to her little experiment is sexist.
“It probably doesn’t matter that my sourdough may or may not contain any actual vaginal yeast,” Stavri wrote. “The very idea of it seems to horrify people more than enough. I suppose it’s a similar socially constructed disgust that leaves a whole bunch of people repulsed by the idea of licking a pussy. Even the mere idea of a tiny trace of pussy in a massive loaf of bread is sufficiently vile.”
Women’s Health is totally feeling Stavri’s POV, too.
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You no me by now. I do remember something on the news about grains and or grass seeds that sprouted in lungs - Even a small tree or plant was growing. So I asked my pal Google about Wheat sprouting in Vagina. I bet it wood. Did not continue for answer because I thought this was worth a reply
You no me by now. I do remember something on the news about grains and or grass seeds that sprouted in lungs - Even a small tree or plant was growing. So I asked my pal Google about Wheat sprouting in Vagina. I bet it wood. Did not continue for answer because I thought this was worth a reply
‘Sleep with this onion in your vagina and then smell your breath in the morning.’
The modern home pregnancy test is a nifty piece of technology. Two minutes is all it takes. And it can all be done and dusted without having to leave the comfort of your own bathroom.
Even though it’s a bit awkward (sometimes even girls have directional issues), the process of peeing on a stick sure beats what our sisters in Ancient Egypt had to endure.
In order to determine pregnancy in the early stages, these women were required to get very intimate with onions.
Seriously.
Mental Floss has compiled a list of strange historical pregnancy tests and we’ve decided to share with you some of our favourites (you can read the full list here).
Interestingly, the majority of these tests do involve urine, suggesting that our ancient ancestors really weren’t far off the mark. Although they were much more willing to get down and dirty with the animal, vegetable and mineral department than we’re required to today.
1. Wheat and barley test. In Ancient Egypt, circa 1350 BC, women were asked to urinate on wheat and barley seeds over the course of several days, with sprouts appearing if the woman was pregnant. Apparently the test was so accurate that it could predict the gender of the baby – wheat sprouts indicated a girl, while barley suggested a boy.
It sounds far fetched but modern science indicates it actually works:
In 1963, a laboratory experimented with the wheat and barley test and found that, 70 percent of the time, the urine of pregnant women would cause the seeds to sprout, while the urine of non-pregnant women and men didn’t.
2. The onion test. If you happen to enjoy eating onions, we advise you to skip to the next point on the list. Because you’ll never think of this eye-watering vegetable in the same away again.
This smelly procedure, common in both Ancient Egypt and Ancient Greece, involved a woman inserting an onion – or another strong-smelling bulbous vegetable – into her vagina and leaving it there overnight. So how exactly did it work?
If her breath smelled of onions the next morning, she wasn’t pregnant; this was based on the idea that her womb was open, and wafting the oniony scent up to her mouth like a wind tunnel.
If she were pregnant, then the womb would be closed, so no wind tunnel.
No word on whether this method has been proven with modern science, but perhaps that’s a good thing. Our take? Onions are for making spaghetti sauce taste better and not for inserting into the vagina.
The modern home pregnancy test is a nifty piece of technology. Two minutes is all it takes. And it can all be done and dusted without having to leave the comfort of your own bathroom.
Even though it’s a bit awkward (sometimes even girls have directional issues), the process of peeing on a stick sure beats what our sisters in Ancient Egypt had to endure.
In order to determine pregnancy in the early stages, these women were required to get very intimate with onions.
Seriously.
Mental Floss has compiled a list of strange historical pregnancy tests and we’ve decided to share with you some of our favourites (you can read the full list here).
Interestingly, the majority of these tests do involve urine, suggesting that our ancient ancestors really weren’t far off the mark. Although they were much more willing to get down and dirty with the animal, vegetable and mineral department than we’re required to today.
1. Wheat and barley test. In Ancient Egypt, circa 1350 BC, women were asked to urinate on wheat and barley seeds over the course of several days, with sprouts appearing if the woman was pregnant. Apparently the test was so accurate that it could predict the gender of the baby – wheat sprouts indicated a girl, while barley suggested a boy.
It sounds far fetched but modern science indicates it actually works:
In 1963, a laboratory experimented with the wheat and barley test and found that, 70 percent of the time, the urine of pregnant women would cause the seeds to sprout, while the urine of non-pregnant women and men didn’t.
2. The onion test. If you happen to enjoy eating onions, we advise you to skip to the next point on the list. Because you’ll never think of this eye-watering vegetable in the same away again.
This smelly procedure, common in both Ancient Egypt and Ancient Greece, involved a woman inserting an onion – or another strong-smelling bulbous vegetable – into her vagina and leaving it there overnight. So how exactly did it work?
If her breath smelled of onions the next morning, she wasn’t pregnant; this was based on the idea that her womb was open, and wafting the oniony scent up to her mouth like a wind tunnel.
If she were pregnant, then the womb would be closed, so no wind tunnel.
No word on whether this method has been proven with modern science, but perhaps that’s a good thing. Our take? Onions are for making spaghetti sauce taste better and not for inserting into the vagina.
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