Topic: Ask Me Anything

O.T.G. !fPC/pwIOF. started this discussion 10 years ago #50,951

I am the One True God, ask me anything.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #661,275

I have a can of sardines and want to open the can and place them back in the ocean "alive" How do I do that?

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #661,276

Are you in love with Jared Fogle?

O.T.G. !fPC/pwIOF. (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #661,277

@661,275 (B)
Sardines are an abomination onto me. I think you should repent, sinner.

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I hold no love or respect for pedophiles.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #661,278

God how large are your breasts? What size penis can you accommodate?
Do you need a push up bra?

O.T.G. !fPC/pwIOF. (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #661,279

@previous (D)
I have no need for breasts or penises. I am outside of all gender binaries.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #661,281

@previous (O.T.G. !fPC/pwIOF.)
Why the fuck did you design a woman's body so that her sewage pipe is only one inch from her vagina?

You get a D- grade for human design in my humble opinion.

Lt. Judy Hopps joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #661,284

Will you put the Death on me I desire It

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #661,286

@previous (Lt. Judy Hopps)
For $19.99 there is hope. Thanks

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #661,289

@661,281 (E)
This. Seriously.

I want to put my face down there, dude.

Lt. Judy Hopps replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #661,292

@661,286 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I'm too nice to suicide Thanks

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #661,298

@previous (Lt. Judy Hopps)
not sure

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #661,303

Coke or Pepsi?

O.T.G. !fPC/pwIOF. (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #661,304

@661,281 (E)
Why do you assume I did that? Do you believe everything that churches tell you?

@661,284 (Lt. Judy Hopps)
Death comes to those who wait.

@661,286 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Suicide actually costs $49.99; we had to raise prices.

@661,289 (G)
Cry moar.

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Everyone knows that RC is the nectar of the gods.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #661,316

given a rock and a hard place, are you closer to the rock or the hard place?

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #661,354

@OP
Oh look, another worthless tripfag.

O.T.G. !fPC/pwIOF. (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #661,357

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Return to the hell pit (4chan) from wense you came, sinner.

@661,316 (I)
I'm all rock, nigga.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #661,360

@661,289 (G)

> This. Seriously.
>
> I want to put my face down there, dude.

Best if you both shower together first. She will appreciate you making her boobs super clean (Sarah Silverman does a comedy skit re) and of course wash her wear the sun no shine.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #661,363

@661,357 (O.T.G. !fPC/pwIOF.)
Oh look, the worthless tripfag is trying to get attention by mentioning Retardchan.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #661,364

@661,360 (K)
Why are you posting your erotic fantasies on a forum used by adolescent boys, Syntax?

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #661,370

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Big Daddy Derek's fap to images of very little boys.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #661,376

@previous (E)
Looks like the Merry Mae and their angry anae are out in force today!

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #661,377

@661,370 (E)
True.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #661,398

Why can't you speak English properly?

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #661,400

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Jesus Christ how can you ask that kinda question?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #661,402

@previous (D)
By typing it into my computer on a form that allows for submission to an online database which can then be queried and structured to produce a human-readable document.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #661,403

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
This is a chan. Such responses are intelligible and have no place here.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #661,408

@previous (D)
get fucked.

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