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Topic: Jesus Christ is the greatest Aryan whom ever lived.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo started this discussion 10 years ago #50,918

Try to disagree with me. You can't.

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Can't disagree. 1 25%
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 36 minutes later[^] [v] #660,873

Your mom is the greatest blowjob giver of all time.

Try to disagree with me. You can't.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #660,874

Jesus was a Muslim.

Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 37 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #660,875

@previous (C)
Jesus died a Jew.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #660,878

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
Born and died a Jew2

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #660,879

@previous (E)
Can you provide evidence to support this claim?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #660,880

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
You cannot even support the claim you are human.

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 1 second later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #660,881

@660,875 (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
Bullshit. Jesus was born and died a Muslim. Don't believe the rubbish your told and get a haircut if you're anti

Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #660,883

@previous (C)
If Jesus even existed, he was a jew, Svet.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #660,884

@660,881 (C)
2.2 billion Christians (32 percent of the world’s population).
You telling me your parents are Mudslims. How does it feel to be one more anal wart of Mohammad?

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #660,885

@previous (G)
This doesn't seem to make any sense. Can you elaborate?

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #660,887

@660,883 (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
Islam is older than the Jewish faith. Jews and Christians just copied the quran then rewrote history to say Jews are older.

HelterSkelter !ncKvmqq0Bs replied with this 10 years ago, 46 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #660,888

@previous (C)
No it isn't, bruh.

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #660,889

@660,887 (C)
Jews (c. 535 BCE).
Islam was founded in the 7th century AD

Anon C please get your GED.

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #660,890

@previous (E)
That's just the Jews rewriting history

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #660,893

@previous (C)
No, that is because you and your parents are retards.

Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #660,894

@previous (F)
I seriously doubt he actually believes that. He's probably just trolling and a little angsty due to his receding hairline.

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #660,895

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
Doubt he has any hair left.

Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #660,896

@previous (G)
Hard to say, but perhaps he'll feel better once he embraces being bald.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 5 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #662,494

@660,890 (C)
I think it is.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #662,511

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see pic

@660,883 (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
there's enough evidence to believe he existed (non-religious contemporary texts about him)

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #662,512

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yes no doubt he existed. He had the same Godly powers bert has.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #662,513

@previous (G)
what, the power to be more socially oblivious/incompetent than a low-functioning autist crossed with a paranoid schizophrenic?

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #662,515

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
That would set a low bar for Jesus.
I mean Jesus the so called son of God, was powerless to get off a wooden cross. One day they say he turned water to wine and created fish out of thin air. Later he could not for see Judas, or just go poof into thin air to get off the cross.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #662,516

@previous (G)
I don't think that's the general idea.

Lt. Judy Hopps joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #662,529

@662,515 (G)
Jesus knew it all he foreseen it all you Blasphemer

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #662,531

@previous (Lt. Judy Hopps)
Little Judy Hopps. If your Jesus is able to foresee all? Than why this?

Lt. Judy Hopps replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #662,538

@previous (J)
It's not Jesus' job to meddle in the affairs of mortals

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #662,541

@previous (Lt. Judy Hopps)
> It's not Jesus' job to meddle in the affairs of mortals


So with your Jesus and a $1.00 I can buy a $1.00 cup of coffee.

You must subscribe to the theory that Jesus only has worth if you end up in Heaven. Yet Heaven according to the New Testament is limited to 144,000 people and because Billions have already died its not likely there is even room in the parking lot outside of heaven for anyone else.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #662,542

@previous (K)
Are 144,000 people a re: 15 minute drive from thee?

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #662,553

@660,873 (B)
I'm the greatest blow job giver of all time!

Beauford Giddry !V8uI1sP7dw double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #662,554

@662,531 (J)

Because George Bush, and the Jews.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #662,556

@previous (Beauford Giddry !V8uI1sP7dw)
Don't forget jet fuel.

Trashtivist !ncKvmqq0Bs replied with this 10 years ago, 39 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #662,560

@662,511 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It's possible, sure, but I'm not convinced one way or another.

My personal opinion is there were stories about a man or combination of men that ultimately became the myth, or the Jesus we know from the Gospels, which would've came almost a century after he allegedly lived. Although I think the myth of Odin came about in a similar way, but is much more likely to be a combination of individuals than in the case of Jesus, and the oral tradition, and the embellishments that came with it, ultimately gave us the Odin we think of today.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 30 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #662,564

@662,512 (G)
> Yes no doubt he existed

There is actually doubt.

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Anonymous O double-posted this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #662,565

@662,560 (Trashtivist !ncKvmqq0Bs)
> Although I think the myth of Odin came about in a similar way, but is much more likely to be a combination of individuals than in the case of Jesus, and the oral tradition, and the embellishments that came with it, ultimately gave us the Odin we think of today.

I'm curious. Is there a combination of myths you feel Odin sprang from? And why? Granted, we don't know much more than a few works tell us. Do you think Tyr worship was maybe more prevalent at some point?

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Trashtivist !ncKvmqq0Bs replied with this 10 years ago, 12 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #662,697

@previous (O)
The practice of deifying individuals isn't unique, but I feel like by and large a lot of these deities started out as great men (or women), or in some cases, just the stories of great men that eventually became collected together, and embellished when passed down through storytelling.

Snorri Sturluson's 'Heimskringla' suggests Odin was a king worshiped after his death, yet it also has a fair bit of the fantastical to add to the myth, but despite Odin becoming a great sorcerer, or being able to shapeshift, etc. Perhaps with the 'Heimskringla' there still is a thread of truth, or at least as far as Snorri understood it. Odin might've just been a powerful man, or king, and through story and legend, even in Snorri's time had already became larger than life.

While we might be able to find certain stories that parallel these myths, I'm just theorizing these figures might've come out of stories about different individuals and eventually got mixed together over time in oral traditions before they were ever written down.

As for Tyr worship being prevalent at some point,I think any, especially any of the Alaisiagae could've been. Tyr worship probably wasn't ever as prevalent as Mithras or Mars, but any deity popular with soldiering/battle was bound to gain some popularity.

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