Topic: Do I donate $25 for a chance to be analled?
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago#50,917
My dearest MiniChanners,
I hope you have been well these last 2 years. I wanted to update you on something that's been on my mind: BOYS (get your mind in the gutter you cheeky monkeys!)
I’m seriousee. We often hear about changing the life of one young woman and the ripping effect it has on her ass. I have no doubt that's true. But what about all the little dudes out there who need a leg up too??!!
I've partnered with PornHub Porn Site, to help inspire a safe place where boys anywher in the world can be anally tortured, and practice skills e.g. Blowjobs, Handjobs, Oral, Penis Parties, making healthy lube choices, and WE NEED YOUR HELP.
By donating as little as $25 to my campaign, you'll be entered to win a trip to Knoxville where you will anally Raped by a homeless drunk named Bert, and to see the premiere of my new film, "Anally Ripped”(starring CHRISTIAN W. CHANDLER!!) stay in a no-tell hotel and go with Bert to the Penis Party with the rest of the cast.
Most people don't know that the lack of programs for gay, and bi-curious young boys in the Knoxville, puts them at risk of not completing an Anal Class, Anal Bleeding, high rates of of being male whores, and drug abuse. That sucks. All of these things leads to too many boys living on the streets where anything can happen, so lets try and fix it.
And, remember, every $25 is an entry so the more you donate, the better your chances are to win. So if you want 5 entries, just donate $125, if you want a billion entries, donate 25 billion dollars, etc.