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Topic: Do I donate $10 for a chance to double date?

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #50,915

My dearest marshmallows,

I hope you have been well these last 2 years. I wanted to update you on something that's been on my mind: BOYS (get your mind out of the gutter you cheeky monkeys!)

I’m serious. We often hear about changing the life of one young girl and the ripple effect it has on her community. I have no doubt that's true. But what about all the little dudes out there who need a leg up too??!!

I've partnered with CrowdRise Experiences to help InspireDR provide a safe place where boys in the Dominican Republic can learn values and practical skills e.g. English, problem solving, leadership, dance parties, making healthy choices, and WE NEED YOUR HELP.

By donating as little as $10 to my campaign, you'll be entered to win a trip to Los Angeles where you will double date with me and my stud muffin of a husband Dax to the premiere of my new film, "The Boss,”(starring MELISSA MCCARTHY!!) stay in a 4 star hotel and come with us to the after party with the rest of the cast.

Most people don't know that the lack of programs and extracurricular activities available for young boys in the Dominican Republic puts them at risk of not completing high school, contracting STDs, high rates of teen pregnancy and drug abuse. That sucks. All of these things leads to too many boys living on the streets where anything can happen, so lets try and fix it.

And, remember, every $10 is an entry so the more you donate, the better your chances are to win. So if you want 5 entries, just donate $50, if you want a billion entries, donate 10 billion dollars, etc.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Yes 1 17%
No 3 50%
WTF? - 0%
MELISSA MCCARTHY!! hurts my eyes 2 33%

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later[^] [v] #660,826

I fucking love Kristen Bell! Donate and maybe you'll get a drunken threesome.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #660,828

Why does your husband have to be there?For ten bucks, I expect at least a blowjob from you.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #660,836

I looked up her net worth $16 million. 2012 She lost a house to foreclosure. She put $3,100,000 cash for the 2.6 acre property. Extensive redecorated which made it a feature house for some magazine. Then left it to foreclosure.

Don't think $10 is going to earn a BJ.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #660,837

@previous (D)
Is the 2.6 acre property re: 15 minute dryve from thee?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #660,844

I just donated $10

AND I voted
MELISSA MCCARTHY!! hurts my eyes

(Edited 52 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #660,846

@previous (A)
You're trying to win a date with yourself?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #660,849

@previous (C)
Would only do this with GF's
I am on the list because of the Crowdfunding for the Veronica Mars movie - Put in a lot more than $10 and it was a blast re parties - the movie - Comic Con panel - Lots of bennies worth about as much as I put in. Betting we drank $250 in Champagne and couple of nice dinners - For sure I did not put in wot it wood take to be in the movie - Many did -

I also put in $10 for that famous Potato Salad crowdfunder - Dude made $63+ 000 bucks for that silly ideal.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #660,852

@previous (A)
Is the famous Potato Salad crowdfunder a 15 minute drive from that dead end nursing home you currently reside in?

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #660,853

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I think it is.
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