Topic: I think I'm in love with Donald Trump

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #50,908

I'm so jelly of his wife

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #660,655

I just want to clarify that I disavow this topic.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #660,656

He is "your guy". Thanks.

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #660,657

@previous (C)
He is his "own guy". Thanks.

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #660,658

@previous (Metæ)
I think he is, in fact, and in many respects, "your guy". Thanks.

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #660,662

@previous (C)
I disavow my guy.

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #660,666

@previous (Metæ)
Who is "your guy"?

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #660,667

@previous (C)
Whom*

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #660,670

@previous (Metæ)
*Whomæ

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #660,671

@previous (C)
*Whœmæ™

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #660,672

@previous (Metæ)
I think it is (the correct pronunciation).

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #660,674

@previous (C)
I disavowed him so he is, now, in fact, literally, pray tell, it has been said, in any meaningful sense of the word, now and for ever, to have and to hold, "your" "guy". Thæ.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,077

FaaaaAaaaAaaAAAAAAaaG

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,132

@previous (D)
Sorry, my julaay decoder is on my old computer.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,146

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,150

@previous (F)

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,155

@previous (Metæ)

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,156

@previous (F)
Hi, Denmark Guy!

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,161

@previous (Metæ)
LOL

But you must admit - He has so often said

Donald Trump Won’t Stop Joking About Banging His Daughter

“Yeah, she’s really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father . . . ”

Trump was asked how he would feel if Ivanka posed for Playboy. “It would be really disappointing — not really — but it would depend on what’s inside the magazine. I don’t think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

“You know who’s one of the great beauties of the world, according to everybody? And I helped create her. Ivanka. My daughter, Ivanka. She’s 6 feet tall, she’s got the best body. She made a lot money as a model—a tremendous amount.” If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father , ya know..

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,174

@previous (F)
She is stunning though! Combine two high-energy people and the result shines brighter than the sun. A low energy guy like Jeb and a low energy gal like Columba? Er NO NO NO!

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,189

@661,161 (F)
Is Donald Trump banging his daughter re: 15 minute dryve from thee?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,191

he may as well bang her, so what

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,196

@661,174 (Metæ)
Your pic - I said damn those boobs sure look PLASTIC - Did a quick Ivanka Plastic search and found well you best look at how much Plastic was used to make her look unnatural

Lots of b4 and after pics

http://beautyeditor.ca/2014/02/07/ivanka-trump-before-and-after

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,197

@previous (F)
Shut the fuck up, syntax.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,198

@661,196 (F)
See @previous (I)

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,201

@661,196 (F)
Apparently she had a minor nose job and breast implants? They make it sound like Michael Jackson-level surgery.

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,205

@previous (Metæ)
What is Trumps infamous line about Boobs? Ah that TV commercial about a woman cannot be a 10 with A cups

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,212

Donald Trump will make daughters great again.

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,214

@previous (A)

> Donald Trump will make daughters great again.

His money sure transformed this -

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,232

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,234

reddit spam; didn't read

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,235

@661,232 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
In syntax's english.
I no reddit.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,261

@661,232 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
tl;dfuckingr

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,262

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> Too long; did fucking read

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,263

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Of course you did, you wrote it.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,264

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Please try to calm down. Don't let your female emotions get the better of you!

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,265

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,267

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
All your posts make you seem flustered and hysterical.

Anonymous K replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #661,268

Who said?

A person who is very flat chested is very hard to be a 10.

I'd look directly in that fat ugly face of hers.

Look at that face; Would anyone vote for that?

She had the height, she had the beauty. She was crazy, but these are minor details.

I like kids. I mean I won't do anything to take care of them. I'll supply funds and she'll take care of the kids.

You know, it really doesnt matter what they write, as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass.

That must be a pretty picture, you dropping to your knees.

There was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever.

Women, you have to treat them like shit.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #661,504

@661,189 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Can you use that phrase in somewhere it made sense possibly? Jesus Christ... Use it when it's lulz worthy.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #661,507

@previous (D)
Is your tongue wedged 10 Myles re: Syntax's anus? I think it is.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 12 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #661,580

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
> Is your tongue wedged 10 Myles re: Matt's anus? I think it is.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #661,583

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I dislike both Matt and Syntax. Thanks.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #661,585

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Yet you admit you tongue your dads anus.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #661,589

@661,580 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
FuckAlms I am going to level with you. We Dereks are afraid of you. You just don't stop attacking us.

We've thrown everything we have at you. We've tried persistent harassment, we've tried sending multiple Dereks at you, we've tried misinformation. But none of it phases you! None of it works.

There have been whole Council of Derek meetings about how to stop you, you know. But none of them have found an answer. Some Councildereks are even considering surrendering to you.

So I'm asking you now, let's call a truce. The Dereks will back off, and you do the same. How about it? Before this goes too far.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #661,590

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
> Council of Derek
Reported for unfunny Catherine shtick.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #661,592

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Derek, shut the fuck up! This might be our one chance to make a truce with FuckAlms, and you're just determined to flush it down the toilet.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #661,593

@661,583 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
@661,590 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
@661,507 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
@661,267 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
All Big Daddy Derek's, are all one faggot circle jerks.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #661,594

@661,592 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Cram it, faggot.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #661,648

@661,593 (M)
Samefag as fuck

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