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Topic: What gay things have happened to you without you trying to be gay?

Killer Lettuce started this discussion 10 years ago #50,869

Make your list. Gay things have happened to us all!

> When I was a teenager best friend and I jerked each other off after seeing a porno magazine

> Was in a public lavatorie and saw a hole that read "put penis in" did and someone sacked me off. The as I pulled out someone put their penis through and I sacked it off.

> Staying at a friends house after college and woke up with his dad trying to Fuck me, he was really drunk and called me by his daughters name. I let him do me to spare the embarrassment.

> After watching loads of straight porn I found myself focusing on the men's dicks

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Killer Lettuce joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 27 seconds later[^] [v] #659,934

I once posted using the name Killer Lettuce.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #659,936

There are worse things than being gay. You could be a semi-literate bigot with a cocaine habit.

Killer Lettuce (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 57 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #659,937

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Oh my, the cat has claws.

Lore joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #659,938

@659,936 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Ooooo burn

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #659,951

> when I was a teenager, I was occasionally approached by older guys who wanted to "talk" to me in private. I didn't really understand what they wanted, but I always said no because they creeped me out.

Lore joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #659,962

I once got caught sniffing the seats on buses after the male passengers exited.

Lore replied with this 10 years ago, 47 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #659,964

@previous (Lore)
I got spat on on the bus

Lore replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #659,968

@previous (Lore)
And then the guy dragged me off the bus and facefucked me.

Lore replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #659,972

@previous (Lore)
Hot

Lore replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #659,974

@previous (Lore)
He had so much meat, he could only shove half of it down my throat.

Lore replied with this 10 years ago, 56 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #659,976

@previous (Lore)
Yeah sure blame him cause u can't take all the meat. u know what they say if you can't take the meat leave the kithen

Lore replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #659,981

@previous (Lore)

His meat was 12 inches and thick.

Lore replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #659,985

@previous (Lore)
Was it a summer sausage

Adam Jensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #660,017

No one on this fora has had sexual experiences. Thanks.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #660,050

@previous (Adam Jensen)
Not even Postmortem?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #660,051

I turned on the tv and there were fags fucking on HBO

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #660,052

@660,017 (Adam Jensen)
This is, in fact, true!
@660,050 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
That was "art" not sex.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 35 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #660,055

@660,050 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Are we reminiscing over necro girl?

Rogi !YhefPZis9A joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #660,057

Toaster thread?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #660,078

@660,055 (K)
No, the poster who posed for a "nude photo shoot".

Anonymous K replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #660,081

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Well I'M still having my reminiscing over necro girl get together and you're no longer invited.

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FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #660,084

@previous (K)
I'm so sorry. I thought you knew that was matt.

Anonymous K replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #660,093

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

> everyone is matt.

Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #660,100

@660,055 (K)
Too bad necrogirl wasn't real. Or even a necrodude. I was legitimately excited to talk to someone who was an authentic necrophiliac, ofc their story didn't add up, and it ended up being some faggot. So one of the gayest things I've ever done is respond to necrogirl threads.

Anonymous K replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #660,140

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
Shut the fuck up, antikhristos. Ain't nobody give a fuck about fuck about you.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #660,199

@previous (K)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #660,205

@660,140 (K)
How do you know that's antikhristos?

Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM replied with this 10 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #660,634

@660,140 (K)
Relax, Fuchs. Have you tried one of my guided meditations yet?

Anonymous K replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #660,702

@previous (Trashtivist !8x8z91r9YM)
He is not I.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #660,706

@660,093 (K)
Sup MAtt

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #660,829

@660,702 (K)
Okay, mad anon who definitely isn't Fuchs, you should still try one of my guided meditations. I'm only selling cassette recordings of them atm, but hopefully I'll have a YouTube, BandCamp, or Soundcloud page up soon for you to sample.
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