Topic: R04r secretely adores Bert and wants to have his rapebabies
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago#50,756
THIS JUST IN!!
The fiery Dutch vixen is head over heels for Bert...and wants to have a large family with 'The Southern Gentleman' and live happily ever after in Amsterdam...howsomever Bert replied: "Amsterdam??! I'd sooner live in fuckin' bumfuck Russia...and I HATE Russia"
What will happen? Will the two lovestruck rockstars ever get their quirky romance under control?