Topic: Help... I'm in a bit of a pickle.
Killer Lettuce started this discussion 10 years ago #50,741
My father walked in as I was masturbating to anime girls fondling each other. He just walked in without knocking! I spun around with my little wang in hands, we made eye contact then he spun a 360 and walked out. A few hours later I received a text from my mum asking me to come downstairs for a family meeting.
What the fuck am I going to do? I haven't replied or gone down.
I'm having a panic attack.
Halp
What the fuck am I going to do? I haven't replied or gone down.
I'm having a panic attack.
Halp
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #658,338
> Jews love pickles.
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,340
Oh ffs just go to the meeting and pretend you aren't there
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,342
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,345
I sure have attracted quite the fan club, lately.
I'm not even that exciting, as posters go. I don't really get these guys.
I'm not even that exciting, as posters go. I don't really get these guys.
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,348
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 28 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,349
@658,345 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
> my mum asking me to cum downstairs for a family meeting.
Spelling error corrected.
> my mum asking me to cum downstairs for a family meeting.
Spelling error corrected.
Fake Anon joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,350
Sorry, can't help. I hate pickles!
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,355
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,359
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I don't know. It's just strange seeing you talk to me the same way people talked to you when you went around literally posting pictures of yourself sucking your own dick on imagefap. Like, that's how I heard about minichan, you went around on other chans and posted links to YouTube where you were very drunk and bleeding or something like that.
People hated you and told you to end your life and I recall being the only one that gave a damn.
I don't know. It's just strange seeing you talk to me the same way people talked to you when you went around literally posting pictures of yourself sucking your own dick on imagefap. Like, that's how I heard about minichan, you went around on other chans and posted links to YouTube where you were very drunk and bleeding or something like that.
People hated you and told you to end your life and I recall being the only one that gave a damn.
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,362
@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
lol
You found mc via Greens self sucks.
That sucks. At least we now know for a fact you go bi as a pedo.
lol
You found mc via Greens self sucks.
That sucks. At least we now know for a fact you go bi as a pedo.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,364
@previous (E)
I just want to break character to laugh at this and state how strange Denmark guy really is.
I just want to break character to laugh at this and state how strange Denmark guy really is.
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,366
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 9 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,367
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,370
Just give your pickle to Fake Anon, he'll get rid of it for you.
(Edited 13 seconds later.)
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 31 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,371
@658,359 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
I never uploaded anything to imagefap. I uploaded the pictures of me sucking my own penis straight to minichan.
I never uploaded anything to imagefap. I uploaded the pictures of me sucking my own penis straight to minichan.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,372
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Didn't you get banned from /r/atheism for uploading a picture of you shitting on a bible?
Didn't you get banned from /r/atheism for uploading a picture of you shitting on a bible?
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 36 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,373
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 14 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,374
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,376
@658,373 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Not Svet
@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Did you accidentally look at those imagefap pictures.
Not Svet
@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Did you accidentally look at those imagefap pictures.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,377
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 55 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,378
@658,374 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
I don't think that was Green.
Before, while he was drunk, he would shout a lot. His neighbours would hear him. Sometimes, he shouted about Minichan.
As I understand, somebody in his apartment block heard him shouting about Minichan, tracked him here, and posted loads of fake profiles of him all over the Internet. I remember seeing fake Green posts on quite a few different websites.
I don't think that was Green.
Before, while he was drunk, he would shout a lot. His neighbours would hear him. Sometimes, he shouted about Minichan.
As I understand, somebody in his apartment block heard him shouting about Minichan, tracked him here, and posted loads of fake profiles of him all over the Internet. I remember seeing fake Green posts on quite a few different websites.
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,379
@658,376 (A)
It sure is odd how you have his exact posting style, and he posted under his name just minutes ago.
It sure is odd how you have his exact posting style, and he posted under his name just minutes ago.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,380
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 15 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,381
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 31 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,382
@658,378 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Bert gets drunk all the time but he never tells anyone about TC when he does it. >:/
Bert gets drunk all the time but he never tells anyone about TC when he does it. >:/
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 22 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,383
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 42 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,384
@658,379 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
If you wish me to namefag for this thread I can but it won't be a name you've seen before and it won't be svet because I am not he.
If you wish me to namefag for this thread I can but it won't be a name you've seen before and it won't be svet because I am not he.
The Detector !y/MdFjqtZA replied with this 10 years ago, 46 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,385
@658,379 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
@658,379 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
> It sure is odd how you have his exact posting style, and he posted under his name just minutes ago.
I noticed that as well.
@658,379 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
> It sure is odd how you have his exact posting style, and he posted under his name just minutes ago.
I noticed that as well.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 40 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #658,386
@658,378 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
I'll admit, I was an asshole back then. I did a lot of stupid things, but I've been in therapy the past couple of years and I haven't been nearly as bad as I used to be. I only get drunk every 2 or so weeks now and I hardly ever post stupid pics (twatterings) anymore. Also, I realise that self-harm was stupid, attention seeking behavior and have not done it in the two years I have been in therapy.
I'll admit, I was an asshole back then. I did a lot of stupid things, but I've been in therapy the past couple of years and I haven't been nearly as bad as I used to be. I only get drunk every 2 or so weeks now and I hardly ever post stupid pics (twatterings) anymore. Also, I realise that self-harm was stupid, attention seeking behavior and have not done it in the two years I have been in therapy.
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #658,390
@658,381 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Of course. I wasn't saying you shouldn't be.
@658,384 (A)
Okay, Svet.
I am not sure why you are whining about being so easily detected. These threads are obviously you.
@658,382 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Clearly, he does not love us enough to spread the word.
Of course. I wasn't saying you shouldn't be.
@658,384 (A)
Okay, Svet.
I am not sure why you are whining about being so easily detected. These threads are obviously you.
@658,382 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Clearly, he does not love us enough to spread the word.
(Edited 7 seconds later.)
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #658,393
@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Svet's current RWBY Rhubarb shtick, is better than his former rapeculture crap.
Svet's current RWBY Rhubarb shtick, is better than his former rapeculture crap.
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #658,394
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #658,395
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #658,404
@658,386 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Glad to hear it. I hope that therapy can keep helping you.
@658,394 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Looks KL wins again!
Glad to hear it. I hope that therapy can keep helping you.
@658,394 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Looks KL wins again!
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #658,415
@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
I really think you should send Svet a gift basket of Preparation H due to the amount of butthurt you've caused him.
I really think you should send Svet a gift basket of Preparation H due to the amount of butthurt you've caused him.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,528
@658,359 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
> when you went around literally posting pictures of yourself sucking your own dick on imagefap. Like, that's how I heard about minichan
Wow. Were you searching for pictures of guys sucking their own cock? How did that happen?
> when you went around literally posting pictures of yourself sucking your own dick on imagefap. Like, that's how I heard about minichan
Wow. Were you searching for pictures of guys sucking their own cock? How did that happen?
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,627
