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Topic: Dumb bitch does what dumb bitches do: Identifies as a Cat

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #50,730

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/12127067/woman-says-she-is-a-cat-trapped-in-the-wrong-body.html

This Norwegian woman has taken that feeling to the next level. Nano claims she realised she was a cat when she was 16 years old, and has adopted feline mannerisms since. The 20-year-old has opened up about her life as a puss, describing how she has a superior sense of hearing and sight which allows her to hunt mice in the dark. She made the revelation in a YouTube video, which has been viewed over 100,000 times. Nano claims to possess many feline characteristics including a hatred of water and the ability to communicate simply by meowing.

HelterSkelter !ncKvmqq0Bs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 40 minutes later[^] [v] #658,275

@OP
> Nano claims to possess many feline characteristics including a hatred of water and the ability to communicate simply by meowing.

Those could also be autistic characteristics though. Why doesn't she just identify as autistkin?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,399

@OP
Why do you like men?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,605

Someone should smack the fuck out of that bitch and force her to eat a large live rat on video. I think then the cunt would be done with her retarded charade.

Timber Nigger !kAC5vt1mVA joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,621

@658,399 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Why do you?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,679

@previous (Timber Nigger !kAC5vt1mVA)
I don't. Men are not very likable in general.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,680

That girl is lucky she decided not to become a fire hydrant. She would have to go through life with dogs pissing on her.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,687

@previous (F)
There's a guy on deviantart who identifies as a tampon.

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,690

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I remember this idiot who wants to be a kotex pad.

http://www.dailydot.com/society/florida-man-wants-to-be-kotex-maxi-pad/

At the start of 2013, Gardner made four resolutions:

1. To get my legal first name changed to Pad.
2. To start preparing for life as a feminine pad.
3. To set a world record for having the largest pad collection.
4. To become a pink disposable feminine pad.

Risking ridicule, alienation, and backlash, Gardner has been diligently reaching out across a myriad of social networks looking for friends to support him in his ultimate goal: to serve his purpose for eight hours as an overnight pad (preferably a Kotex).

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,691

@previous (F)
Yes, that's him.

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 36 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,707

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Watching the debates and multi-tasking with work and racked brain trying to remember who wanted to be a Tampon

Prince Charles!

'transcript of the "Camillagate" call was made public in 1992, weeks after news had broken about the "Squidgygate" tapes involving Diana and James Gilbey.

It caused huge embarrassment to the Royal Family as it included details of how the prince had told his lover that he wanted to be her "tampon".'

Timber Nigger !kAC5vt1mVA replied with this 10 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #658,970

@658,679 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
That doesn't make you any less of a faggot.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #658,973

@previous (Timber Nigger !kAC5vt1mVA)
Oh, ok.

Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #658,976

@658,679 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

> I don't. Men are not very likable in general.

Oh look. Chris Chan posts on minichan

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #658,979

@previous (Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Oh look, an unlikable man!

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #658,982

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You do not want to start a war with us.

There are several Dereks here. You would be overwhelmed in seconds.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #658,983

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Your leadership is divided, your ranks are in tatters, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. Also, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #658,991

@658,979 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
OK Chris. Good luck with your sonichu comics

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #658,992

@658,983 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
S-shut up! The Derek leadership is not divided! We are more unified than ever! Now cram it, faggot.

(Edited 7 seconds later.)

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #659,102

@658,991 (Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Good luck with your rage comics.

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I refuse!

Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #659,112

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Have your autism checked

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #659,243

This cat is just as valid as any other trans anyone. Just feeling like something is all that is needed. It's about time the rest of the world made every toilet litter friendly and passed laws around mandatory acceptance of litter use in public toilets.
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