Topic: Did you ever awkwardly and accidentally stalk a little girl?
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E started this discussion 10 years ago #50,707
I was late and couldn't afford being more late. Each time I tried to out-walk her, she would almost start running.
So for 20 minutes i was right behind her.
So for 20 minutes i was right behind her.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #657,893
I bet myself ten dollars this was a Denmark guy thread.
I have conflicted feelings about winning.
I have conflicted feelings about winning.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,894
He needs to review the how to commit suicide for under $20 list.
He needs to call the police and request they arrest him immediately.
Pedophiles need to have balls and penis removed. Eyes removed is also necessary.
He needs to call the police and request they arrest him immediately.
Pedophiles need to have balls and penis removed. Eyes removed is also necessary.
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,896
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 52 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,897
@657,894 (C)
Maybe a guy like you who is so sure I'm a pedophile.... Should kill himself for doing nothing about it.
Maybe a guy like you who is so sure I'm a pedophile.... Should kill himself for doing nothing about it.
Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,898
@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Perhaps I should hit the report button here and discuss your removal - Downside is that it gives you more time to commit horrible crimes.
I also have one other plan to get to you. Working on it.
Perhaps I should hit the report button here and discuss your removal - Downside is that it gives you more time to commit horrible crimes.
I also have one other plan to get to you. Working on it.
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 49 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,899
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,903
@OPedofilth
Reported for unfummy AnT shtick.
@657,898 (C)
Does one other plan involve re: 10 myle satellytes?
Reported for unfummy AnT shtick.
@657,898 (C)
Does one other plan involve re: 10 myle satellytes?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,904
Not only is Denmark Guy a whiney little bitch, he openly admits he stalks little girls.
Accidentally my ass.
Accidentally my ass.
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,905
Are you a pedo, Denmark Guy?
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,906
@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
No and I don't get the suspicion. I just thought I'd share the awkard moment this morning.
No and I don't get the suspicion. I just thought I'd share the awkard moment this morning.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 25 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,907
Wow
Gross
No
Gross
No
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #657,910
@657,906 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
> "So for 20 minutes i was right behind her."
Sounds like a pedo to me. Why did you not just slow down, or cross street? Instead, you stayed behind her, watching her small butt wiggle.
You are FUCKING SICK....
> "So for 20 minutes i was right behind her."
Sounds like a pedo to me. Why did you not just slow down, or cross street? Instead, you stayed behind her, watching her small butt wiggle.
You are FUCKING SICK....
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Real Fake Innerweb Dokter !bLHEf8lvc6 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #657,911
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #657,912
@657,910 (E)
Oh Jesus CHRIST. This situation was as awkward as it was exactly for how it looks like. Try following some random dude that takes the exact same path as you on your way home, try doing that for 40 minutes and things get awkward between lights.
Oh Jesus CHRIST. This situation was as awkward as it was exactly for how it looks like. Try following some random dude that takes the exact same path as you on your way home, try doing that for 40 minutes and things get awkward between lights.
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #657,913
@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
I dont make it a habit to follow people, especially little girls.
You fucking pedo. ..
I dont make it a habit to follow people, especially little girls.
You fucking pedo. ..
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #657,915
@previous (E)
Well obviously you make it a habit to hang around a place like this with someone you are sure is a pedophile?
What's your excuse? Because I certainly wouldn't.
Well obviously you make it a habit to hang around a place like this with someone you are sure is a pedophile?
What's your excuse? Because I certainly wouldn't.
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #657,917
@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Nice attempt at trying to throw your fault onto someone else, just what a guilty person would do.
Let's see, Matt's a known pedo, Bert is a rapist, and you have just openly admitted to stalking a young girl, aka: pedo.
Congrats, you've just ruined whatever reputation you had, if any.
Also, congrats on now being known as "Denmark Guy, the guy who "accidentally" stalked a little girl."
Nice attempt at trying to throw your fault onto someone else, just what a guilty person would do.
Let's see, Matt's a known pedo, Bert is a rapist, and you have just openly admitted to stalking a young girl, aka: pedo.
Congrats, you've just ruined whatever reputation you had, if any.
Also, congrats on now being known as "Denmark Guy, the guy who "accidentally" stalked a little girl."
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #657,918
@previous (E)
Reputation? Minichan? Matt is a pedo and bert is a rapist?
You live in a fantasy world. That should scare you if it's coming from me.
Reputation? Minichan? Matt is a pedo and bert is a rapist?
You live in a fantasy world. That should scare you if it's coming from me.
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #657,919
Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #657,921
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,923
@previous (I)
Get off the booze and quit sucking nigger dicks, it's messing up your true perception of real life.
Get off the booze and quit sucking nigger dicks, it's messing up your true perception of real life.
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,926
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,929
@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
And why doesn't it have OP beside your nametag? How many "Denmark Guy who "Accidentally" stalked a little girl", do we have here?
And why doesn't it have OP beside your nametag? How many "Denmark Guy who "Accidentally" stalked a little girl", do we have here?
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,932
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Nha it's all me man. It happens when I delete browser history for some reason. It happens sometimes that after a while on minichan things get slow and this fixes it.
Nha it's all me man. It happens when I delete browser history for some reason. It happens sometimes that after a while on minichan things get slow and this fixes it.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,933
@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Funny, I been on MC for a while, and my browser never slows down.
Funny, I been on MC for a while, and my browser never slows down.
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,939
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,997
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,000
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,008
@previous (E)
My phone slows down but I use a phone cleaner ap and it doesnt erase my browser history
My phone slows down but I use a phone cleaner ap and it doesnt erase my browser history
kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,011
You should have crossed to the other side of the street. Around how old did she look?
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,014
@658,008 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
I think mine runs smooth because I'm not one who downloads apps. I just find no need for all that extra crap.
I think mine runs smooth because I'm not one who downloads apps. I just find no need for all that extra crap.
HelterSkelter !ncKvmqq0Bs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,040
@OP
> Following along a similar route as someone else
> "accidental stalking"
Interesting choice of words there, bud.
> Following along a similar route as someone else
> "accidental stalking"
Interesting choice of words there, bud.
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Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,048
@657,997 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
> I'm not surprised that you delete your browser history a lot :3
1000/1000
> I'm not surprised that you delete your browser history a lot :3
1000/1000
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,050
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,057
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,069
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I pulled a Trump
Marketing 101
Nor is 1/1 any good when most things are judged on a scale of at least 10
So at min it has to be 10/10
I pulled a Trump
Marketing 101
Nor is 1/1 any good when most things are judged on a scale of at least 10
So at min it has to be 10/10
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,071
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 58 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,072
@658,069 (Syntax)
Shut the fuck up syntax.
@657,997 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
That face is becky's equivalent of the disarming smile I give immediately before I say something really hurtful.
Shut the fuck up syntax.
@657,997 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
That face is becky's equivalent of the disarming smile I give immediately before I say something really hurtful.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,078
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,085
As you alarmists already know, walking near children is not the same as having sex with them.
Being a socially inept weirdo and being a pedo are still different things.
Being a socially inept weirdo and being a pedo are still different things.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,086
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
That's just your personal opinion. Can you supply any evidence to suppot it?
That's just your personal opinion. Can you supply any evidence to suppot it?
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,093
Dr. FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,156
@previous (B)
You must have missed the part where I had already replied here @658,050 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You must have missed the part where I had already replied here @658,050 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Adam Jensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 46 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,171
I think this wouldn't have been awkward if you just walked like a normal human being but why did you start to run past her??
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,187
@658,086 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
> That's just your personal opinion. Can you supply any evidence to suppot it?
I sure can. Not having sex with a child and instead walking nearby is not a crime.
Not being able to walk past a child so they are following you, instead if you following them is not a crime either. It's just strange.
Would you like to tell us your opinion that states otherwise?
> That's just your personal opinion. Can you supply any evidence to suppot it?
I sure can. Not having sex with a child and instead walking nearby is not a crime.
Not being able to walk past a child so they are following you, instead if you following them is not a crime either. It's just strange.
Would you like to tell us your opinion that states otherwise?
Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,188
@OP
I think what makes this weird isn't that you happened to walk behind a girl (I'm guessing on a sidewalk/pavement) for a few minutes but that you consider this to be "awkward and accidental stalking". Normal people wouldn't think "oh, I've been walking behind a little girl for 20 minutes what an awkward stalking!" They would think "shit I wish this girl would get out of the way she's so damn slow!"
I think what makes this weird isn't that you happened to walk behind a girl (I'm guessing on a sidewalk/pavement) for a few minutes but that you consider this to be "awkward and accidental stalking". Normal people wouldn't think "oh, I've been walking behind a little girl for 20 minutes what an awkward stalking!" They would think "shit I wish this girl would get out of the way she's so damn slow!"
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,191
@previous (Metæ)
He says
> I was late and couldn't afford being more late. Each time I tried to out-walk her, she would almost start running.
> So for 20 minutes i was right behind her.
Denmark guy must be obese. Any fit male can do a sprint and run past the child. He is saying he could not even speed past a child while walking.
Or his erection prevented him from moving fast.
He says
> I was late and couldn't afford being more late. Each time I tried to out-walk her, she would almost start running.
> So for 20 minutes i was right behind her.
Denmark guy must be obese. Any fit male can do a sprint and run past the child. He is saying he could not even speed past a child while walking.
Or his erection prevented him from moving fast.
Adam Jensen replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,192
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,223
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #658,309
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #658,860
@658,223 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
You seem like you enjoy being upset about everything you misconceive. Do you do it on purpose? Being perpetually perturbed is your schtick, isn't it?
Don't answer any of these questions or even reply if it's just another madpost. Thanks
You seem like you enjoy being upset about everything you misconceive. Do you do it on purpose? Being perpetually perturbed is your schtick, isn't it?
Don't answer any of these questions or even reply if it's just another madpost. Thanks
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RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #658,868
@658,223 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
What the fuck happened? It's no wonder the Derek Empire is going to shit. You're more interested in fighting each other than anti-Derek forces.
You guys used to control most of Minichan, but now you're falling apart. It's sad.
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
What the fuck happened? It's no wonder the Derek Empire is going to shit. You're more interested in fighting each other than anti-Derek forces.
You guys used to control most of Minichan, but now you're falling apart. It's sad.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #658,945
@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Your analysis is flawed. Try to ristrict your commentry to things that you actually understand, such as cartoons and computer games. Thanks.
Your analysis is flawed. Try to ristrict your commentry to things that you actually understand, such as cartoons and computer games. Thanks.
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #658,946
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Obviously, you Dereks are going to deny that you're collapsing. But anyone else can see that the Derek Empire is steadily dying.
Obviously, you Dereks are going to deny that you're collapsing. But anyone else can see that the Derek Empire is steadily dying.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #658,947
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FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #658,969
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