Topic: When the last humans leave Earth
McKenna Pearl started this discussion 10 years ago #50,668
We should nuke the planet on our way out so nobody finds it later and gets embarrassed.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #657,270
@OP
The first humans to leave Earth will nuke it so that no one will be able to follow them.
The first humans to leave Earth will nuke it so that no one will be able to follow them.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,281
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Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #657,305
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,334
> implying it won't already be a barren wasteland by thenAnonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,335
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,337
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,338
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)Oh what an insightful reply.
Now for you. Please refrain from conducting searches for cross-dressing CWC porn.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,431
Nobody is leaving earth.
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,432
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)Neighbors of mine did. Neighbors as in 15 mile zone.
Now attached to a Comet they say. Used cool aid for passage.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,435
HelterSkelter !ncKvmqq0Bs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,472
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,476
@previous (HelterSkelter !ncKvmqq0Bs)
> They mixed phenobarbital poison into applesauce or pudding and then washed it down with vodka. They then tied plastic bags on their heads to asphyxiate themselves and speed their deaths.
> They mixed phenobarbital poison into applesauce or pudding and then washed it down with vodka. They then tied plastic bags on their heads to asphyxiate themselves and speed their deaths.
HelterSkelter !ncKvmqq0Bs replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,478
@previous (E)
I've only tried relatively small doses of phenobarbital, but never in applesauce, or with vodka. Have I been doing it wrong? I'm not really into barbiturates though tbh.
I've only tried relatively small doses of phenobarbital, but never in applesauce, or with vodka. Have I been doing it wrong? I'm not really into barbiturates though tbh.
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,480
@previous (HelterSkelter !ncKvmqq0Bs)
That works only for the Hale Bopp comet. You missed your chance because the next pass over earth is in 2,533 years
That works only for the Hale Bopp comet. You missed your chance because the next pass over earth is in 2,533 years
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,484
@previous (E)
Syntax invented re: tyme machine in order to travel 2,533 years into the future and verify this personally.
Syntax invented re: tyme machine in order to travel 2,533 years into the future and verify this personally.
Grandpa Lou !s.Nbyhz1qc joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,490
@657,432 (E)
Back in my day, we had to walk 15 miles in the snow to spend 15 minutes shitposting on Minichan.org only 15 years ago.
Back in my day, we had to walk 15 miles in the snow to spend 15 minutes shitposting on Minichan.org only 15 years ago.
Grandpa Lou !s.Nbyhz1qc double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,491
@previous (Grandpa Lou !s.Nbyhz1qc)Forgot my picture. When you live to my age, which some believe to be 115 years, you tend to forget things.