Topic: I'm in such a bad mood I am calling clients and firing them
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q started this discussion 10 years ago #50,666
AMA.
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 44 seconds later[^] [v] #657,243
Coke or Pepsi?
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,244
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,245
@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Good choice.
Now that the formalities are done, I must ask- how does one fire a client? I would think that a client would be the one to fire.
Good choice.
Now that the formalities are done, I must ask- how does one fire a client? I would think that a client would be the one to fire.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,246
Ha ha ha fire them all!!!!
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 16 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,247
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,248
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 55 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,249
@657,247 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Let's say you were representing yourself. How would you call yourself to let you know that you are firing yourself?
Let's say you were representing yourself. How would you call yourself to let you know that you are firing yourself?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 10 years ago, 23 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,250
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,252
Epic win, OP!
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,254
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
First fired client: "Wow. This is quite a blow. I don't know what I'm going to do."
First fired client: "Wow. This is quite a blow. I don't know what I'm going to do."
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 47 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,255
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,256
@657,254 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Tell them to hire an attorney, and then offer to represent them for triple your normal rate.
Tell them to hire an attorney, and then offer to represent them for triple your normal rate.
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beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 29 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,257
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 24 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,258
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,260
@657,250 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Please keep doing your repetitive snark routine.
Actually, don't keep doing it because it is boring and nerdy. Thanks.
Please keep doing your repetitive snark routine.
Actually, don't keep doing it because it is boring and nerdy. Thanks.
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o so edgyFake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,264
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #657,266
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #657,276
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #657,277
I bet triptych LOVED this thread!
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #657,286
@OP
> I'm in such a bad mood I am calling clients and firing them
becky in training as the female Donald Trump?
> I'm in such a bad mood I am calling clients and firing them
becky in training as the female Donald Trump?
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #657,289
@previous (G)
I bet every time she bans someone she gets a Trumpy look on her face as she hits the button...and she blurts out 'Yooooou're FIRED"'
I bet every time she bans someone she gets a Trumpy look on her face as she hits the button...and she blurts out 'Yooooou're FIRED"'
Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #657,292
squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,351
what kind of law do you do?
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,356
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,359
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,360
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,361
How come you are in a bad mood
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,362
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,363
Call me and fire me
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,365
@657,361 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
It started with a client not showing up for court this morning, then a dipshit who canceled a deposition last week now wanting to un-cancel it. But then some money came in and I'm back in a good mood.
It started with a client not showing up for court this morning, then a dipshit who canceled a deposition last week now wanting to un-cancel it. But then some money came in and I'm back in a good mood.
Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,370
@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
> But then some money came in and I'm back in a good mood.
That is Biz101
We put up with shit cause it helps fill wallet. WHEN it fails to fill our Wallet - You just fire client.
I fully admit to not having the balls to fire AT&T as a client. (yea its the money - makes me feel like a whore) (And one other reason more important than the money)
> But then some money came in and I'm back in a good mood.
That is Biz101
We put up with shit cause it helps fill wallet. WHEN it fails to fill our Wallet - You just fire client.
I fully admit to not having the balls to fire AT&T as a client. (yea its the money - makes me feel like a whore) (And one other reason more important than the money)
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,372
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,393
@657,365 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Ahhhhh money am i right? Honestly though I didn't ever imagine you in the law business.
Ahhhhh money am i right? Honestly though I didn't ever imagine you in the law business.
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@657,356 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
> Bird law
Do you have to excuse yourself because of a conflict of interest when cases of cat-on-bird violence come up?
> Bird law
Do you have to excuse yourself because of a conflict of interest when cases of cat-on-bird violence come up?
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beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 5 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #660,177
Update: fired another
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@660,177 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
If you had a form letter for the process of firing clients, what font do you think you would choose?
If you had a form letter for the process of firing clients, what font do you think you would choose?
Anonymous Poster replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #660,183
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #660,184
@660,182 (T)
Calisto MT, like every other letter I write. Thanks.
@previous (Anonymous Poster)
Yes I just took away his perms, thanks for the suggestion.
Calisto MT, like every other letter I write. Thanks.
@previous (Anonymous Poster)
Yes I just took away his perms, thanks for the suggestion.
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #660,198
@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
you should consider taking bert's case against r04r for unfairly banning him for making rape threats. firing him as a client could be fun.
you should consider taking bert's case against r04r for unfairly banning him for making rape threats. firing him as a client could be fun.
Anonymous T replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #660,202
@660,184 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Really?? A seriffed font? I would have taken you for a non-serif kind of girl when it comes down to business. You continue to surprise me.
Really?? A seriffed font? I would have taken you for a non-serif kind of girl when it comes down to business. You continue to surprise me.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #660,207
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #660,221
Why won't you call and fire me?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #660,243
@660,184 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
I hope you have a lot of experience with employment law because you are about to get sued for violating my 14th amendment rights thanks.
I hope you have a lot of experience with employment law because you are about to get sued for violating my 14th amendment rights thanks.
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #660,244
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #660,245
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Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #660,334
@660,184 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
> Calisto MT
A cheap and trashy looking font for official business? How brave of you
> Calisto MT
A cheap and trashy looking font for official business? How brave of you
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 weeks later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #665,047
I told a client I was going to fire him this Wednesday after a hearing, but then I went to yell at him today and he said I'm fired today. So I'm not sure how to classify that.
satisfied MC customer joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #665,053
@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
When I saw this thread again I was hoping for serial firing updates.
When I saw this thread again I was hoping for serial firing updates.
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #665,055
Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #665,059
@665,047 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Its just like any other break up. Perhaps the client sensed you were going to dump them and for ego's sake decided to cut you to the quick and fired you.
Win some lose some but the best thing of all - People still fucking each other making more babies which leads to more clients down the road.
You need to get on the Trump gravy train. He wants to sue journalists. He wants to sue TV networks. He wants to sue his own party. You can pick his pockets.
Its just like any other break up. Perhaps the client sensed you were going to dump them and for ego's sake decided to cut you to the quick and fired you.
Win some lose some but the best thing of all - People still fucking each other making more babies which leads to more clients down the road.
You need to get on the Trump gravy train. He wants to sue journalists. He wants to sue TV networks. He wants to sue his own party. You can pick his pockets.