Topic: Hypothetical situation: make your choice

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #50,663

You're in prison, sharing a cell with a big black fuck named Bubba. He gives you a choice between sucking his fat nigger cock or being fucked square up the ass. You've played this game before, so you already know he's gonna do both. Which do you choose: fellatio followed by buggery, or buggery followed by fellatio?

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Fellatio followed by buggery	-	0%
Buggery followed by fellatio	1	9%
Ask Bert, he's our resident expert on the subject	10	91%

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later[^] [v] #657,224

@OP
> Being this obsessed with "Bert"

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,226

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
We know matt, sucking the cocks of little chinese boys is nothing in comparison to berts sucking of huge nigger cocks. Dont be jealous, when youare a little more experienced, maybeyou can move on to blackies.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 30 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,228

@previous (C)
Whom is "Matt"?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,233

@657,224 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Hi Doctor.

@657,226 (C)
Can we please not be racist and use the word n****r?

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,251

@previous (D)
Swing, and a miss!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,261

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
How many swings do we have left?

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,263

@previous (E)
None. This isn't a sportsball event.

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,265

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Shit. D wasted our one swing!

Damn you, Anonymous D! Damn yooooooooou!

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,268

@657,233 (D)
I'm sorry the word nigger offends you.

It does not, in fact, offend me.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,271

@657,265 (E)
There were, in fact, two swings. C wasted the first.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,273

@657,233 (D)
Fuck off you fucking nigger monkey looking piece of shit to society ruining this earth. Fuck you!!

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,275

@previous (F)
Why are you so racist, Bert?

@657,268 (C)
Have some etiquette please.

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,313

@previous (D)

> Have some etiquette please.

Etiquette this, *grabs dick*

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,315

Write in.
Ask OP, he's our resident expert on the subject.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,319

@657,313 (C)
lol

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,332

@657,275 (D)
Why do you retards keep thinking I'm bert?! Fuckin idiots.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,333

@previous (F)
You need to stop drinking and making rape threats. Lose some weight.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,336

Dude, no one is going to pick ass to mouth. What are you, retarded?

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,348

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
> sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's ok to go ass to mouth

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,353

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
No it isnt

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,373

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1o6wyr/proud_owner_of_an_awardwinning_butthole/ccpbtfz

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,375

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Fucking filthy dgenerate

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,378

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
But she's cute so it's all OK.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,380

@657,373 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Nice I bet you have that bookmarked

(Edited 6 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,389

@previous (L)
Well I certainly didn't have it Anonymous L'ed...or something. I'll get back to you on that.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,398

@657,353 (kook !!mCVqftDha)

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,402

@657,373 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yikes just YIKES.
Did you click on the imgur link where she is punching a guy in the balls over n over n over n over.
unfuckingbelievialble

Meowth replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,408

@657,333 (I)
I'm not bert you dumb niggerfaggot.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,409

@657,402 (G)
Yeah apparently he asked for that. I will never understand what some men do to get off.

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,413

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'll never understand how its possible to get past the pain even once.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 1 second later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,414

@657,402 (G)
Is the ball punching woman a 15 minute drive from that roach infested, run down, nursing home you currently residein?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,415

@657,408 (Meowth)
Sorry bud. Next time namefag.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,417

@657,414 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
We are sorry all Big Daddy Derek' live in roach infested, run down, residences.

Meowth replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,430

@657,415 (M)
It's all good, I was just tryna have some fun.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,443

@previous (Meowth)
So was Jeffrey Dahmer!

Meowth replied with this 10 years ago, 41 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,458

@previous (O)
"It was just a social experiment." -Adolf Hitler

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,494

@657,315 (G)
> Ask Bert, he's our resident expert on the subject

100 percent.

Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #657,495

@657,430 (Meowth)
not funny

Meowth replied with this 10 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #657,840

@previous (L)
Don't seem to care.

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