Topic: Het bert. This is how you can win over triptych
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago#50,654
Buy her and fund her a car. Make her mobile and free and she'll soon love you for it. Also, pay for her cel phone and give her a little bit of spending money every month, you could be her suger daddy
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later[^][v]#657,089
lol
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#657,097
Het OP. Is this how you get laid daily?
Yeahhbutt joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#657,115
She does not need to be driving yet. It's too dangerous. They don't have the proper traffic regulations over there that we do. They drive with their lights on even in bright sunshine.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,120
@previous (Yeahhbutt)
Agree with you about that. People like bert drive shit assed drunk. Roads not safe.
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,123
I don't want a car tho
Transit is good, cars cost buttloads in terms of parking and maintenance and insurance and they scare me!!!
My cell phone doesn't cost very much, $39/month including taxes
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,126
@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
If you don't give him those options. He will switch to offers of baby batter.
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 58 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,127
@previous (G)
Sex is incredibly easy to come by
With people I actually like
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,130
@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
And is Bert not one of them?
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 37 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,131
Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 2 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,133
@657,131 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Nah, I was being sarcastic.
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,134
@657,131 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM) > Is that a real question?
Anon bait to fuck with bert.
Yeahhbutt replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,136
@657,131 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
I am not that bad...you have misunderstood a great deal of things about me and taken a lot of stuff out of proper context..
I am not acting anything like the scatchan days...I have evolved...as you have also evolved...and we are both better people then we were then..
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,142
@previous (Yeahhbutt)
oh yeah i misunderstand you threatening to rape me, multiple threats to physically assault me, endless name calling?
I evolved because I was a teenager until literally this week
Of course I'm changing
You're a grown ass man nearing 50
(Edited 58 seconds later.)
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,149
@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
if there is anything I could take back from my chan time it would be the rape remarks towards you..
I am very sorry for that stuff...I know sorry doesn't change things but I wish I had not said that stuff to you...you definitely never deserved any of it..
yes I am way over forty...and the only female I have ever hit is my sister and I never injured her...just the normal sibling spats...decades ago..
just saying..
Im out of here for donut duty..
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,155