Topic: New York Steak, Tri Tip, Sirloin, Porterhouse, Hamburgers, Huston we have a Problem
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #50,652
Cattle rancher's wife goes vegan: Texas Cattle Rancher Tommy Sonnen faced a problem of his own doing.
"You know, every marriage has its issues. It's not always easy," he said.
It all began innocently enough. Shortly after they got married six years ago, Tommy's wife Renee just started hanging out with the livestock. Tommy warned her ...
"Renee, don't name those cows."
But she didn't listen. Then she started singing to them, too. And before long, the rancher's wife had turned into a rancher's worst nightmare -- a vegan, who couldn't stomach so much as living with a cattle rancher anymore.
"He was just going to get out of the business or our marriage was going to be over," Renee explained.
Tommy agreed.
"It wasn't working. And I said, 'I'm going to sell the whole herd.' She goes, 'Well, if you're going to sell the whole herd anyway, why don't you just sell 'em to me?' And I said, 'Sell 'em to you!?'"
Renee said her husband couldn't believe what she'd said. "And he looks at me like 'You have lost it! You are crazy!'"
What Tommy didn't know was that Renee had been secretly posting a blog called "Vegan Journal of a Rancher's Wife." She attracted thousands of followers. Through those contacts, Renee was able to raise $30,000 -- enough for a hostile takeover.
"All of a sudden, he was fixin' to be bought out by his wife," Renee said.
"Yeah, I didn't appreciate it, but it was growing pains," said Tommy.
All that New York Steak, Tri Tip, Sirloin, Porterhouse, Hamburgers
Just wasting away being sung to.
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Let my Beefsteak Go | 2 | 100% | |
| Meat it does a body good | - | 0% | |
| Juicy rare Steak | - | 0% | |
| “My favorite animal is steak.” | - | 0% | |
| “I'll stop eating steak when you stop killing spiders." | - | 0% | |
| I don't eat red meat, but sometimes a man needs a steak. - Gwyneth Paltrow | - | 0% |
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 56 minutes later[^] [v] #657,067
Tell that stupid bitch if she doesn't eat a steak, you'll kill 2 more cows.
WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #657,072
Is New York Steak, Tri Tip, Sirloin, Porterhouse, Hamburgers being wasted away re: 15myle dryve from thee?
DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #657,075
Write in: Steak for breakfast.