The fucking basics, not just some tantrum where you call people names.
Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,030
@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
That's literally it. You are a poster here, you are just as capable as I am of finding out 'the basics'. I have no positive things to say about bert, but that doesn't make it name calling
maybe you just aren't capable of forming an opinion on OP or gathering 'the basics' yourself because you are so fucking DUMB
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,032
Oh wow yet another little tantrum where you call people names.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,033
@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
If you must know..bert....can not...stop using..ellipses in......everything he writes, making it a chore to read. He also obsesses greatly about female posters. Creating dozens of threads harassing them when he is drunk. He will also threaten rape when he is called out on his inappropriate behaviour. He never changes his ways though. At least Matt tries on a fresh shtick now and then.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,035
> It's ok that you've never experienced the touch of a woman. Someday, you might get lucky.
Sometimes to much touch of a woman can be to much. Women require a lot of upkeep.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,043
@657,037 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
That's his name, as both Syntax has pointed out and bert has acknowledged. He doesn't normally post with an actual name, except when he's pissed off and impersonating whoever upset him in an attempt to slander them.
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,045
@657,032 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Quit your whining you little bitch.
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,046
I'm saying that maybe bert did nothing wrong. I'm saying that if a guy is accused of harassing women and writing in a boring way at the same time, then probably we are looking at a classic minichan accusation festival.
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,051
@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Dude, he's threatened to rape female posters. This isn't a rumour or a baseless accusation, he's actually said that shit. He also threatens violence too.
Just trust us. He's not misunderstood or anything, he's just an asshole.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,052
@657,050 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Psochotoc focktord.
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,053
I missed that TC topic - Funny because I am the one that found that reaction image. Nice to see it had some added life.
Link please.
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,058
@657,053 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
He always posts anonymously. But you can very easily spot him from the dots he leaves after each sentence. But it will never be the correct three dots, always two or four.
A typical Bert post might look something like this:
hey (female Minichanner)..talk to me....
Or:
pizza party....come on, get in on this shit..
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Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,059
I'll just show myself out now, until the next weekend.
Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,071
@657,066 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
OK here is the real deal.
bert and I have been net buds for almost more years than you have been alive. Its truly sad but I have watched him go very much downhill. Years ago he was shooting Heroin - Then turned to Cocaine - All that time he continued to drink the cheapest hard booze money could buy. However during his sober moments he can be fun. Its just that when he gets drunk he spams/floods a forum - Typical to see him do 4-5-7-9 topics that become impossible to read as he moves in2 passing out dead drunk.
The real problem is that with all the drugs n drinking he is lonely cause no woman is about to connect up with him.
As I said he can be fun. However all those lonely years has forced him to turn to the net trying to connect with a female on the forums he uses. When they reject him and he Drinks he starts with the Rape comments. Have not said this before here or on TC in the Open b4 - When he was last banned as in Permabanned on TC - I worked successfully with the mods to get him unbanned - And Yes I said I new in advance it wood not last. So again he ends up Permabanned.
Now on the plus side - Over the years I have known no one who could get fired n hired n fired n hired so many times. He even owns some investment property. I have photos of it. Confirmed that he owns it. Betting I am the only one who no's his full name.
Nor as much as I try - He will not listen to me about how to stop being banned. It is wot it is.
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,080
@previous (L)
If he owned some investment property, why didn't he live there instead of being homeless?
Or, or, or, why didn't he try to sell said property for cold hard cash when he was down on his luck?
I think Bert pulled your chains more than he has anyone else.
Remember, this is the internet, anyone can lie about what, or who they are. Whether you believe them or not, is up to you.
You been net buds for four years, have you ever met him irl? He's probably nothing as to what he has told you.
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Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,086
ITT: Denmark Guy demonstrates an impressively small amount of awareness about everything going on around him.
Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,088
@657,080 (D) > If he owned some investment property, why didn't he live there instead of being homeless?
Because its leased out on a long term lease.
> You been net buds for four years, have you ever met him irl?
No - I did go to an event hosted by a Gal a very lovely Gal goes by Sandy at her beach home in the Carolina's. Gathering of people from a 4um and bert had the hots for Sandy. Expected him to be there given how close Tenn is to that event. Never did ask him why he failed to attend.
But geeeeesh yes I have met many over the years from net at events I attend. I almost always tell people where I am going to be. So many festivals and on occasion someone will come over and introduce selves - I tried to talk Falco into coming to the December Nights event where I new in advance a lot of Cos-playing Gals wood be. I can only dance with one at a time and thought Falco might show in Fox outfit and I could offload a few his way. Its also not rocket science to get my exact address given I am the ONLY direct next door neighbor to the SRF church next door - So maybe once a year someone will leave a note at my front door or at the locked stairs gate at the beach up to my place.
So far no one has come up to me on my beach and said I am so n so from net - Expect Meowth will one day. But he is a desert rat n not so much likes Ocean a Blue.
> He's probably nothing as to what he has told you.
You mean he is not a drunk or drug user? LoL
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 30 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,100
@657,056 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
They've taken place everywhere!
Yeahhbutt (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,112
@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Did he not recently make several posts where he apologized for the ugly scatchan era and tinychan episodes and asked you to forgive him?
And has he not praised your math brilliance and been supportive when you hit bumps along the uni road?
Yeahhbutt (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,113
(OP, you)
damn it
Yeahhbutt (OP) triple-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,114
and that is about enough discussion of my struggling moments..
thank you all for attending this lil bash bert party...good evening and please be safe on your way out..
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,119
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,129
Bert's posts always seem like he is breathless. Like he's so fat that he can hardly talk and even sitting up is a struggle.
Yeahhbutt (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,137
@657,121 (L)
I could not say how I managed to miss that..
it would have been a blast..
Yeahhbutt (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,139
@657,121 (L)
have a great sunday eve...it's about time for me to go make the donuts..
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 48 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,154
@previous (Yeahhbutt)
Hope you crash, burn, and die.
Real Fake Innerweb Dokter !bLHEf8lvc6 replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,161
@657,139 (Yeahhbutt)
Weren't you never going to, or at least not for a while, post here again? Changed your mind when the booze wore off, again, did you?
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#657,217
@657,112 (Yeahhbutt)
You can post without ellipses!
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#657,339
> Damn. I guess this was after all a classic minichan accusation festival.
So busy with work and trying to follow so much new news. > minichan accusation festival.
Multiple threads yesterday. bert did acknowledged and agreed fully with all accusations about rape too Triptch. She was in the threads and there was a discussion. He can never take back what happened without a time machine. What counts is can he move forward with multiple females on TC - becky - r04r etc and never do it again? berts a net buddy - that said I am in serious betting mode currently re the election stuff. Odds on bert remaining sober enough to all of a sudden change is is is - calculating - Might engage a supercomputer up north to see what is the lowest number possible. (Without expensive supercomputer time me thinks its ZERO.)
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Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#657,344
But this is the Internet, specifically minichan. Who hasn't been threatened in one way or another again and again. Why should bert be the only one called out on this sort of stuff? It's bananas.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#657,357
@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
We are very lax here when it comes to moderating. Posts have to be REALLY bad for us to lock or delete them. The only threads I can remember taking action on in the past three months or so that weren't flamebaity troll threads were Bert threads. Every time he gets drunk he gets on and makes insane rambling posts threatening to do all sorts of horrible things, and making nonsensical, wild, pathetic claims. You don't see most of them because they get deleted. If Bert died tomorrow (we can only hope to be so lucky) the world would be a better place and I would be able to shirk my moderator duties like I want to. The reason Bert gets called out is because he is by far the worst offender, and he provides no value to the board because he is drunk 95% of his life.
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squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#657,364
@657,129 (R)
lol. that's funny. i too interpret his ellipse use as winded pauses. like... it's just so hard to.. post without taking.. time to catch his.. breath.. wheeze
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Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#657,366
@657,344 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
As Fake anon points out - > Every time he gets drunk he gets on and makes insane rambling posts threatening to do all sorts of horrible things, and making nonsensical, wild, pathetic claims. You don't see most of them because they get deleted.
Again bert is a net buddy - Seems like 15 yrs now. Lots of 4ums. Times I wood come in from surfing my Ocean a Blue and find 35% of the posts were bert drunk spam posts. About the same equal amount from a poster goes by Indy -
Perhaps 50% of the posts are totally illegible because as he is about to pass out the language becomes about as bad as my Inglish is - except a few here have my decoder ring.
> Who hasn't been threatened in one way or another again and again.
Think about how your mom wood feel if she ran a bulletin board - woke up to use it and found rape threats. Doubt your mom wood be pleased.
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#657,367
I don't get why you are defending Bert. He routinely threatens to rape posters here. He has zero redeeming social value. The only good thing you can say about Bert is he probably hasn't killed anyone yet via drunk driving. And you somehow think that all of that is fine, or acceptable, but what really crosses the line is when people make fun of him in a thread??? Can you please explain?
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Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#657,376
@657,367 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Yeah, instead of relegating his ugliness to one thread he is ugly everywhere, all the time. We are such bad people for calling out a piece of shit racist hick drunk online. Such bullies
Someone has to stick their neck out for racists and rapists and all around bad people and I guess that's you congrats
Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#657,379
@657,369 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Denmark dude has yet to spot bert in other threads - I did list a few of them and he did follow - and it was just a quick sample
So he has not really viewed how bad it can get.
Now in defense of bert - after all this is a glass going empty or glass 1/2 full - bert can add value to any board - BUT YES it does take a lot of mod work to make that work.
Couple3 mods of TC can tell you I feel kinda bad about helping him get un-permabanned - Only of course to get kicked in shins as result by bert.
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#657,381
Should I read this thread?
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#657,383
Because Internet threats is one thing and yes it's terrible but when a guy with the apparent reputation as Bert then how threatened can one be? Give the people he threatens in a drunken haze some credit- yes it's ugly and not justifiable but ganging up on someone intentionally with all sorts of names and claims... It's much more serious and I can't believe you can't see it.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 5 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#657,384
> Because Internet threats is one thing and yes it's terrible but when a guy with the apparent reputation as Bert then how threatened can one be? Give the people he threatens in a drunken haze some credit- yes it's ugly and not justifiable but ganging up on someone intentionally with all sorts of names and claims... It's much more serious and I can't believe you can't see it.
Actually based on new laws in international and USA States - Many of the old threats are now very much illegal. Law could track him down and lock him up and I am not kidding.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#657,400
@657,383 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
So let me get this straight:
Threatening to stomprape the admin: Totally ok
This torrent of abject shitposts over just 3 days: hey there's nothing wrong with that, thats just part of minichan culture
People in a thread made by Bert making fun of him for being a pathetic loser: WHOA THATS WAYYYY OVER THE LINE WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN AND SHITTY HE IS JUST A GUY WITH PROBLEMS EVERYONE HAS PROBLEMS. :(:(:(:(
You do realize that not every person who is hated is the victim of a witch hunt. Some people just suck. Bert is one of those people. You should do something better with your time.
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Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#657,403
No! Nooo! It's not okay what he did infact I said it was unjustified. It's just that two bad things don't make a right thing and this thing or "witch hunt" it's bad.
But I guess I just don't like hearing people say this to bert but not because I'm picking a side or anything like that, but because this world that we are in, it forbid us to choose our emotions and right now i feel bad for bert and if I was in the threads where he made those immoral acts i would feel bad for whom ever they were aimed at.
But you see i learned about berts side first.
Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#657,418
@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Hey I often defend him. Its mostly when he is sober which occurs on occasion. In the past he has truly contributed to quality behavior on forums - then goes full on bat shit crazy with threats.
Now with all the rape threats and more against Triptych - She continues to go in2 threads and discuss stuff with him. I suspect if she were to report via report button to mods and complain, she wood get totally paid attention to.
So bottom line is - bert had better be on best possible behavior cause she has the power to chop off his posting balls here and for bert there is no other place he can go currently
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#657,420
Not that DG is somehow wrong for not noticing every poster, but Bert is pretty hard to miss. He has an extremely distinct posting style, and every post he makes is usually followed up trolls calling him out by name.
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#657,423
Yes bert better start filling his life with positive people since that has a good effect on those things. Maybe he should even stay out of threads started by him when they turn out this way.
Maybe we should all just drop dead and forget minichan as we enter a dream this instant because I will. GN.
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E double-posted this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#657,424
Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#657,426
@657,423 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Honestly the only hope for bert is to put down the bottle. He did stop using Heroin some years back so its just possible he can kick serious hard abuse of booze
Otherwise its going to be total fail till liver goes.
Two r/l friends of mine are now dead as result of liver fail from booze. One a best friend so it really really sucks to see someone go that way.
One with 11 ex wives and can you imagine that. I met 7 or 9 of the ex's - all fyne women all lovely - all still loved him. Never abusive when drunk -
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#657,427
@657,423 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
So you're saying I should drop dead, just to keep Bert happy?
Fuck you.......
Anonymous D double-posted this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#657,428
@657,426 (L)
Are all 7 or 9 wyves a 15 minute dryve from that dead end nursing home you currently resyde in?