Topic: attn: Triptych..

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #50,578

would you agree to marry me IF I got your cat back?

I think I could do it..

you would have to give me pertinent info regarding the institution which took your cat and offered it up to adoption to the third party..

I WILL get you cat back....but I want a reassurance that you and I will be joined in holy matrimony..

how about it..love?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 seconds later[^] [v] #656,263

literally brain damaged

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,267

@previous (B)
you don't know shit...mama's boy..

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,270

@OP

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 10 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,271

@656,267 (A)
lol faggot

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,272

whatever it taskes..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 20 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,273

takes..

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 10 years ago, 39 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,274

@656,271 (B)
your mom is the faggot..

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,275

@previous (A)
you're so pathetic

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 19 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,276

I WILL get that cat back if Triptych pledges total alegieance tom me...

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 32 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,277

I SWEAR IT..

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,279

lol what

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,280

@656,263 (B)
I think it is.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #656,287

Trippy still doesn't want your rapebabies pedobert.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #656,290

lol
bert would stumble drunk. Fall down trying to catch cat.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #656,315

Reported

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #656,330

@OP

> would you agree to marry me IF I got your cat back?

That's how I got married. I lost my cat and a fireman got it out of a tree. I married him.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #656,401

@previous (I)
Firemen are known to throw cats into trees, just so they can save them.

HelterSkelter !ncKvmqq0Bs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 38 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #656,413

@previous (J)
Wow, it's like Anon I's whole marriage was built on a lie.

@OP
You're not trying to abduct cats for a 'scientific experiment' involving LSD are you? Because there's easier ways to go about it, bud.

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #656,451

What makes Bert think he can gets trippy's cat, when he can't even get any pussy?

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #656,453

@previous (F)

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 35 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #656,455

@656,290 (G)
Is Triptych's cat re: 15 minute dryve from thee?

HelterSkelter !ncKvmqq0Bs replied with this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #656,461

@656,451 (F)
Here's Bert's plan:

Find information out about the cat. Trap a raccoon and give it a makeover.

Hold "cat" captive as leverage for marriage. When that fails, hold "cat" captive for ransom money. When that fails, discover he likes his pet raccoon and goes on to have a nice month with his animal friend.

Naturally, Bert knows there's only one inevitable end, around the 30 day mark he force feeds the raccoon Everclear and it dies tragically of alcohol poisoning while Bert is drunkenly yelling at someone on the poison control hotline. Bert goes on to mourn the loss of his raccoon buddy and then pimps it's death for personal gain.

The end.

HelterSkelter !ncKvmqq0Bs double-posted this 10 years ago, 57 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #656,462

@previous (HelterSkelter !ncKvmqq0Bs)
The alternative ending involves Bert getting rabies.

(Edited 33 seconds later.)

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #656,479

@656,461 (HelterSkelter !ncKvmqq0Bs)
Not the worst plan ever bc catte I a Maine coon :. Has similar fluff as raccoon

Minichan