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Topic: Hypothetical situation: you're all fucking degenerates

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #50,576

kys
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
On it. 3 23%
Sure. 5 38%
For less than $20, even. 5 38%

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 33 seconds later[^] [v] #656,234

The joke is it's not hypothetical at all.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #656,235

> kys
Very low energy.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,236

@previous (Metæ)
Go ahead and start working on making the poll into a penis, would you already? It's this thread's destiny.

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,237

@previous (A)
> Go ahead and start working on making the poll into a penis
It's gonna be YUUUGE

Metæ double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,238

@656,236 (A)
Thanks to Minichan voter ID laws I can't just open the thread on a private tab and vote again.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,241

@OP
Reported for unfunny /pol/ shtick.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,242

@656,236 (A)
Already on it.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 45 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,243

@previous (D)
And as usual, I save the day and complete the poll.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,246

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yay!

You're my hero, Fake anon!

Anonymous D double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,247

@656,243 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Although, while your vote added the other testicle, it left the shaft a little short. It was the sixth voter who made it into the kind of penis you could show off.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,248

I voted for option 3 just to ruin everone else's homoerotic fun.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,249

@656,247 (D)
Stop taking credit for the accomplishments of other people.
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
How, praytell, is this homoerotic?

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,251

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I was not that sixth voter. Thanks.

Though I did provide the bottom testicle, which Derek has despoiled. It looks like it has a tumour, now. Derek has given our dick testicular cancer. :(

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,252

@previous (D)
The left testicle usually hangs lower so it's all good.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 42 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,253

@previous (Metæ)
What about the middle testicle?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #656,254

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Humans don't have a mid- oh... I see. Please be more careful about revealing your Reptilian nature.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #656,258

Testicle normality has been restored!

Get a fluffer on that shaft- it's looking a little short.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #656,262

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Well you have the most experience out of anyone here. So get to work.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #656,264

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Once again, your dreams overlap with reality.

Please seek some sort of help. And while you're doing that, find a fluffer and send them here. Thanks.

Adam Jensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #656,266

@656,258 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Np

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #656,269

itt: OP is gay as hell

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #656,420

@656,249 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You're a bunch of males playing with an imaginary dick. Thanks.
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